YourDadReviews
1996
Peach only gives you a kiss for rescuing her and no sex. Fucking bitch, I went through 70 plus stars for your distressed damsel ass and still no T&A. Bullshit.
2021
This protagonist is more bangable than any woman I've ever met.
1990
I remember playing this before the divorce, the wife said that I was being "cruel" when I'd ditch Yoshi in a pit to make it to the end of a level. I'm "cruel" for doing that, but she's "totally justified" in taking 800 bucks a month for a son that isn't mine, I swear. Bitch.
The scariest thing about this game is having a job in the service industry.
2022
I can fix him.
Parody or no, I can’t shit on Sonic 3 & Knuckles.
1997
Tifa’s Badonkadonk Honky Tonky Scibbitty Bibbitty Massive Milker Wilker Silker Flibby Flabby Bing Bam Thank You Ma’am Hooty Dooty Fa Footy Scooty Banana Split and a Twist Collect 200 at Go Massive Miraculous Magnificent Magnanimous Plus Sized Supermaxed Hyper Ultra Mega Tits.
2001
Shrek is the most relatable protagonist in all of media. Wants to be left alone, doesn't want to pay taxes, just wants to eat and drink and not have to raise some stupid shitty kid who calls you the N-word over Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Multiplayer that you still play in the year 2021.
Shrek is the example of what modern manhood should be. He is the greatest being to have ever been created.
I am Shrek, and I hope that one day, I won't have to pay child support or run from the law anymore.
Shrek is the example of what modern manhood should be. He is the greatest being to have ever been created.
I am Shrek, and I hope that one day, I won't have to pay child support or run from the law anymore.
2000
This is was what I played during the divorce hearings.
Believe it or not, it was more painful.
Believe it or not, it was more painful.
2011
I wish I was rich and could beat the crap out of people all the time, that way I could punch my ex-wife's husband in the dick for stealing her from me. Fucking Daniel, I hate that son of a bitch.
1996
Bubsy 3D is a terrible platformer. YourDadReviews is a terrible reviewer.
YourDadReviews is terrible because he's a fraud. He's not really a dad. He's just a guy who dresses up like a dad so he can review video games. He's not even a good reviewer. He just gives low scores to games he doesn't like and high scores to games he does like, without really explaining why.
This is infuriating because it makes it harder for real dads to reviewers to be taken seriously. Plus, it's just plain dishonest.
I hate YourDadReviews. I hate him so much.
YourDadReviews is terrible because he's a fraud. He's not really a dad. He's just a guy who dresses up like a dad so he can review video games. He's not even a good reviewer. He just gives low scores to games he doesn't like and high scores to games he does like, without really explaining why.
This is infuriating because it makes it harder for real dads to reviewers to be taken seriously. Plus, it's just plain dishonest.
I hate YourDadReviews. I hate him so much.
2013
Mario 3D World is an excellent game that I couldn't put down. The graphics are colorful and cute, and the gameplay is fast and furious. The violence is over the top, and the sex scenes are steamy. The alcoholic content is high, but it's all worth it for the rush you get from playing this game. If you're looking for a good time, look no further than Mario 3D World!
2007
5 stars because it's got ass in the title not just once, but twice.
2015
ASGORE misses his shitty wife.
Four stars.
Four stars.
2005
Ok, now Sonic believes in the second amendment! This is what god created games for! Easily the manliest game known to man.