R.I.P. Chances of Travis Touchdown in Smash.
December 6, 2007 - October 3, 2020.
Never forget.
There are now truly no more heroes.

Johnny Knoxvile endangers countless lives in exchange for intercourse with Scarlett Johansson.

Gotta say, this is, without a doubt in my mind, the BEST episode of this entire season. Such a breathtaking story, yet so brutal.

I had every right to be in a phase related to this game when I was young, for it is an amazing love letter to old school RPGs.

The only game where Shaquille O'Neal can battle Master Hand on the Windows XP wallpaper.

The ending that made Pewdiepie cry. Some goes for me and my sister when we were playing this.

This is actually not that bad for a flash game on Newgrounds. Fun gameplay, quirky art style, interesting characters, and a fair difficulty curve. I can totally understand why Pico can be considered the secondary mascot of Newgrounds, with Tankman being the main mascot.

I suck at this, but its fun!

Yep, same old, kinda boring Unreal Tournament.

I would give this game five stars if it wasn't for the sequel completely upstaging it, and rightfully so.

I will still never forgive Carmack for making the Cyberdemon in Episode 2 absolutely fucking unkillable. But, eh, I digress. Still a pretty fun game, with some flaws, of course. Even though this will most definitely contradict my rating, but this game deserved every bit of praise it got. Other than that, though, pretty good and pretty influential for the time.

Pretty nice time waster to play on an NES Mini or any Nintendo console in general. Reminds a lot of Tetris.

Had more fun making characters than actually playing the game.

Kinda better than F3, but also kinda not.

Pretty good, but not as good as Postal 2. Nice try, though.