Pictured: an image of Yoda wearing sneakers
Caption: “mucho texto”

Thinking in giving it another try sometime though

small domino piece I buy this game, big domino piece one of my best friends starts a youtube career and makes a living off of it

I won’t ever understand why they decided that floating balloons should only drop items from the balloon collection, removing all the surprise and thrill from one of the most charming element of the series.

Some of my fondest memories of my teens are linked to this game.

me flipping out staring at a 4 inch screen from 1cm away watching a ? block ever so slightly getting closer to me when I turned on the 3D switch

Estuans interius ira vehementi

stomping enemies to the rhythm of the Pokémon bicycle theme is FUN but slow, never ending cutscenes for an irrelevant plot is NOT!

2016

it feels amazing to slide or fly down a mountain but for some reason someone decided not to allow the player to turn off multiplayer mode (which doesn’t add much anyway) and this game must have the clunkiest netcode ever written, so yeah, kinda ruins the experience

This game is the perfect example of my problem with videogame AAA blockbusters, specially with open worlds. It wants to have it all and leave an impression at every moment yet everything in it feels empty and soulless. I’ve spent 28 hours of my life doing the 4 or 5 same tasks over a surely beautiful and huge, but also generic, uninteresting and repetitive island encountering the same 3 enemies at every turn and mindlessly dispatching them using the same sequence of buttons.

The medieval Japanese aesthetic is on point though. Photo mode is the actual gameplay.

I get why many people love this game and there are some good things to say, but it just doesn’t manage to scratch my brain in any way and why do I play videogames if not for that.

Edit to mention: the progression system is pointless because all the skill trees do the same very thing and the game economy has you mashing R2 to gather all kinds of resource without ever thinking what to do with them because each one can be used to upgrade only one kind of equipment.

This game felt so uninteresting to me. XY and this is where the franchise started to get less and less memorable. The hawaiian vibe was cool though.

Neat remaster with some QoL features in a tiny portable screen. 3D looked actually good?

This and Mario 64 were the benchmark of videogames for me during my whole childhood so I don’t care what anyone else says

This game is therapy and has forest of hope in it and it is the best thing that happened to me during lockdown

Mario powerwashing simulator with a great vibe but a weak level design