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Fatum Betula
2020
Deus Ex
2000
Hey Elon Musk, I know your fucking nerd fans love that you used JC Denton on twitter as a profile pic, but the one most likely to be a part of an evil organization of rich assholes running the world is you, you fucking fascist billionaire. Fuck Elon Musk.
Also good game, fun times with soy food and cybernetics.
EDIT: this review is funnier after the whole twitter thing. I’m glad that pompous dickhead is finally getting publicly humiliated so thoroughly.
Also good game, fun times with soy food and cybernetics.
EDIT: this review is funnier after the whole twitter thing. I’m glad that pompous dickhead is finally getting publicly humiliated so thoroughly.
Dark Souls
2011
Elden Ring
2022
Elden Ring
2022
Portal 2
2011
Borderlands 2
2012
Borderlands 2
2012
Black Mesa
2015
Portal
2007
I am in possession of the single greatest video game anecdote of all time which is the following
i recommended portal to a friend and she started it and was having a lovely time. one day i messaged her to check in and jokingly said "how is GLaDOS treating you" and she said "Who?" and I said "GLaDOS, the AI lady who is talking to you" and my friend said "I've... been playing the game on mute."
PORTAL. on MUTE. incredible. that's the human condition or something
i recommended portal to a friend and she started it and was having a lovely time. one day i messaged her to check in and jokingly said "how is GLaDOS treating you" and she said "Who?" and I said "GLaDOS, the AI lady who is talking to you" and my friend said "I've... been playing the game on mute."
PORTAL. on MUTE. incredible. that's the human condition or something
Celeste
2018
Celeste
2018
play as the ever titular counter terrorist, john counter terrorist as you save the world from a funny explosion (i think the explosion is staged cus the fireball produced are just jpegs lol.) team up with various teenaged white supremacists and shout racial epithets at others all the while you miss a shot due to bad hit registration and first shot innacuracy due to bad game design.