There's something to be learned from this game: Never release on the Gameboy when you have ambition. I'll make sure to never release on the Gameboy if I ever have any ambition now. Thanks, Metroid II.
The more I think about it, this is genuinely one of the funniest games i've played. Fixed any and all issues I had with Chpt. 1, and throw in the best gaming OST since Undertale.