catonline878
2009
one of these ninjas is bigger than most of the enemies and you unlock him a few minutes in. 1 and a half stars off for false advertising
the video game adaptation of metal gear solid
1993
VIDEO GAMES!!!
I just wanna chill here forever
I knew this game was truly something special not in a grand reveal, not in a spectacular twist, or even an amazing boss fight. I knew it was special when, during a minor story chapter involving a scared kid, the kid is not merely treated as a quest giver. Rather, one of your party members kneels down to the child's level to talk to him, to cheer him up, and to calm him down. Such a profound love is expressed on the part of both that character (who is the best party member in the game) and on the part of the writer for bothering to put in such an interaction.
1997
mmm yummy chex cereal
he could totally beat mario in a fight
1994
sorry haters, the controls own actually
2006
One of the most heartfelt and loving games yet devised.
Sorry haters, the story owns actually
the best game of all time and the ninth star wars movie inserted on opposite ends of the large hadron collider
2014
Essentially a perfect video game
1984 for bisexuals
A game entirely composed of what a normal game would relegate to “in-between” content, and yet consistently better than most any normal game’s peaks.
Gave up on the last level but if we got a modern 2D Mario game this weird and creative I think that I would violently throw up with joy