so i feel like i have to justify my rating to this game because everyone always questions it.

so breath of the wild. "the definitive open world experience."

so some positives before i shit all over this game. the art style is nice, looking at the large empty fields of this game is made more tolerable by the nice artstyle. you have a lot of choices in how you approach situations, which is always great. anyway,

the fact that you have this option means nothing when the most viable option is almost ALWAYS to do it normally. sure, there's a lot of imagination you can have but the problem with not building scenarios out of imagination itself rather than leaving them open, is that you really don't encourage people to take the time to do something interesting when it's always a blank slate with the most convenient option is to do the same exact shit every time. i see people compare this game to mgs V all the time and i dont really think thats fair, because in mgs V the worst option is almost always the most convenient and easy to think of one, actively making you think "ok how could i creatively do this faster."

the open world is extremely empty, with the only real things filling it being meaningless side quests, stupid korok puzzles and boring shrines. lets talk about side quests first.

so the thing about the side quests is that minus the one where you build a town they're all boring fetch quests where you get extremely subpar rewards. you aren't encouraged to do them because there aren't any real upgrades you can get from them. often time the reward is just ruppees or something else stupid. so you never really feel encouraged to do any of them.

the korok seeds basically all boil down to "oooooo out of place rock?!??!!??!" i dont feel like i need to explain myself here because i feel like this is something most people already know.

the shrines are probably the most defendable parts of the game. there are plenty of interesting ones, like the twin shrines, or the ones with really elaborate, out of the box puzzles. however most of the shrines aren't like this, and are either "duplicate shrine of another shrine but HARDER" or "puzzles where you use one of your abilities twice." rarely do you actually have to use your brain for these puzzles because they're all so obvious on how to solve them.

so if the world is empty, the engagements are uncreative, what about the main story?

well, the main story is probably one of the worst parts about the game. actually doing the quests before the divine beast you're currently going for can be interesting. however, the divine beasts themselves are literally the same dungeon repeated 4 times with the same art style as every other shrine in the game. the story itself is bland and forgettable, especially compared to the wild creativity of other Zelda games. actually beating the game gives you nothing. the ending is weak and pathetic.

i hope ive given a somewhat decent summary on why i despise this game. anyway if you disagree with me you're wrong and fuuuck you.

this game has the most boring fucking gameplay possible, its like its chemically engineered to be the worst fucking thing in existence. the game is completely rng reliant, every run is basically decided completely by the items you obtain, rather than balancing it so its harder but still doable with dogshit items.

fuck this game it killed video games

ill start by saying what youre missing out on by playing rebirth instead of the demon blade
-they translated a lot of sword names and all the difficulty names, which is pretty dumb and detracts from the japanese style the game is going for
-having a big screen to truly appreciate the game on

other than that, this game is the definitive version of muramasa. all the new characters are fun and have unique and varied movesets. you get the updated textures as well, which is amazing considering how absolutely gorgeous the original game is.

if you dont have a vita, id recommend playing the demon blade for wii for now. the new content doesnt ineract with the older content at all, in fact by the game they're considered sort of as if theyre separate games.

overall, one of my favorite games and an absolute must play for literally any human being with a pulse.

i also want a statue of the big titty fox lady

yeah good smt gam,e good 4/10 4/5 8/10

the experimentalism in this game is unrivaled in any 2d platformer with these huge, sprawling mazes. a little inconsistent, but thats okay