Unrelentingly slimy live service corporate-y thing... but I'll forgive it if it lets me race as Emet-Selch in a little go-kart one day

THE official Kong Family Tier List:

Leo Luster > Diddy > Dixie > Funky > Tiny > Donkey > Wrinkly > Chunky > Candy > Cranky > Swanky > Lanky > Donkey Jr. >>>>>>>>>> Kiddy

(I will accept zero debate on this ranking order. I have spoken!!!)

Unreasonably cool, like a LACMA exhibit curated by grungehouse phantoms. I have a feeling I'll be revisiting this a ton throughout the year.

Incredibly charming. The spirit of Humongous Entertainment is strong with this one.

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NEVER get between a Jedi and his 23 unlockable ponchos!!!

2021

Extremely good and extremely pleasant

Not as polished as the RE2 remake, but still incredibly fun. (Bummed that they didn't keep the clock tower level though)

Has some of the best characters and cases in all of Ace Attorney, IMO. Was amazed at how fresh this entire game felt, up until the end of the final trial. Not a single case in this one that isn't a banger.

Fun Fact: If you play this game backwards, you'll become the JVGN (The Joyous Video Game Nerd)

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Interesting metanarrative game that I only find boring because its themes have been imitated so much since the OG mod dropped in 2011.

It should be illegal for a video game to have this much charm and personality