a super game
great spider-man story
fuck that copaganda shit tho

(see RE2 review for reference)
RE3 is less cash for a cheaper 9mm pistol but it's still gonna blast your arch-nemesis's jaw, who is still a zombie, right off

2022

everything BUT lost. A tight, evocative narrative is perfeclty paced with hub-level structure always offering excitement, immersion and vibin. it harkens to your childhood favs and another SPANKIN' soundtrack

way too nostalgic. a locked away child memory. a goofy senile friend telling a story at a cold winter's campfire. still charming, still amazing, but it's traded some prose of the past for layman's terms. BUT JEREMY SOULE THOUGH

vhs saturday morning cartoon thrills with tha tony hawk with tha max payne with tha neo-retro big vibes

2017

some good ps2 vibes but damn i hit that 2nd boss and just felt the comparison of game feel to difficuly curve reduce me to completely uninterested
but i like the level design and world map progression style too much to not come back to

if tetris fucks
then lumines cucks

Oblivion is a Comedy RPG. A walker of hard lines on deep, intricate immersion with a vast hangout vibe; and absolute broken video gaminess (compliment). It is a drunk best friend who has been with you in the worst of times and offers the best of times.

RE2 is cold hard cash for a .45 revolver to blow out the brains of your arch nemesis who's now a zombie

2022

visceral and horrifically gorgeous. a gripping art piece game with some tricky puzzles and a tragic world that elicits this dread of some capitalist hellscape and the commodification of human bodies and our force for a seemingly purposeless end. lovely!

never stopped playing it until Tears of the Kingdom
such an age such a revolution for a Zelda fanatic like me, i will love your vibes and hangoutitude forever BotW. big spank

vastly improves Rise, i've just gotten a little tired of the game, but definitely a necessary package to experience

some good gen5 monster hunter, over time i think i've fallen out of love with it a bit. nostalgia may be making me like Monster Hunter World more of the Gen5 titles, the movement is crazy fun tho. this was my 2nd outing with it, having played on Switch at launch

i love me monster hunter and in terms of classic gens this one does story and character very well, great monsters great music, and more weapons than ever before! wowie zowie

gave me magical vibes, like playing a Pixar movie, with really shockingly clever integration of powerup and abilities for uses in (also shockingly) difficult and engaging combat and exploration. spanks