firsthandzen
2023
A true rollercoaster ride as promised. Final Fantasy XVI is the most indulgent, edgy, proving itself to be cool, game I’ve played since I was a child. And it succeeds in almost every way. Yeah it spanks. I wish things were a bit different with Jill and I hate how they wrote Benedikta. That shit was as ick and stale as a slice of rye from the 1980's. Cuz that's how old that tropey bullshit is
Hyrule has been hollowed out and stuffed like a Thanksgiving Turkey on a First Class flight to paradise. Or me when I've been a naughty boy. Zelda is elite bitch catch this nut. shit spanks me red.
Quality Zelda benchmark. The true birth of "The Legend" and all the legacy and infamous Zelda-isms. OOT is just 3D ALttP and that's all it managed to do. OOT fanatics eat my ass out, I mean, eat your heart out.
1986
take a map with you and literally just vibe. such a vibe. and use save states that shit spanks
Skyward Sword is the best worst Zelda game. The worst 3D Zelda game? This is the best version of that game. So wait is it bad or good? It's Zelda, it's vibes are legendary and it's legends are vibes. the créme of the good 'ol Good vs Evil crop. And baby I got some black coffee that needs some of your cream. I mean THAT creme. idk what I'm talking about anymore. Zelda is beyond ranking. beyond reviews. games are just fucking cool. anyways 4/5 because I want people to think I'm reasonable but also Id rank Zelda games 100/Ham Samplers
2023
Wanted: Dead is a suped-up 2005 Lamborghini Murciélago Roadster seconds away from a head-on collision with a tall oak tree. It’s fun while it lasts but it will crash.
only battle pass I've ever completed and I don't think I'll ever do that again. shit was wild to get my head wrapped around and it's crazy it just keeps happening every 3 months
although the story was more cohesive than Lightfall it wasnt any more interesting for me.
2023
turbulent time to get into destiny 2. Interesting enough but also all I heard around me was how disappointing the story was lol. I didn't particularly vibe with it either besides just the general "getting into destiny" vibe
2017
turbulent and wild to get into after not touching Destiny since D1 in 2014. dreadful learning curve but there's a lot of fun to be had for sure. always "almost" feels special and top tier and spankin' but there's just all this chaos of getting into such a story driven and foolishly mechanically dense LIVE SERVICE game. woof
2023
joyride rock show with so much charm. it is SO 6th gen console gaming (GCN, PS2, DreamCast) and for a semantic for that era it rocked my world. adore this cast of characters, the witty and simple story. It is cozy, campy, corny, cute and cool. new mascot pls microsoft
2023
the beginning was shockingly unengaging but damn was it fun(ny), i had a lot of fun when the game actually let me play but it has some crazy reigns against the enjoyment factor. i wish there were more towns and "hangout and vibe in this unique world" vibes but they just don't seem to be there. if the game let loose with the opening and the powers that alone would have been huge
a beautiful, lovingly crafted "from the ground up" remaster of a 10/10 game, sooo that's another 10/10 for me
2019
made me a golden hour summer child again. +1 for mommy issues that hit my heart like a truck. playing it was like i forgot i wasn't in my childhood home, i forgot it was a snow storm in january, it was just me and this, for a fleeting moment. with a simple smile
a little more finesse
the venom powers and miles specific stuff make it that much more fun
the venom powers and miles specific stuff make it that much more fun