Hyrule has been hollowed out and stuffed like a Thanksgiving Turkey on a First Class flight to paradise. Or me when I've been a naughty boy. Zelda is elite bitch catch this nut. shit spanks me red.

Quality Zelda benchmark. The true birth of "The Legend" and all the legacy and infamous Zelda-isms. OOT is just 3D ALttP and that's all it managed to do. OOT fanatics eat my ass out, I mean, eat your heart out.

Wanted: Dead is a suped-up 2005 Lamborghini Murciélago Roadster seconds away from a head-on collision with a tall oak tree. It’s fun while it lasts but it will crash.

my heart grew two sizes that day 🥰🧡🥰
Gravity Rush evangelist now

a childhood favorite
maybe not my most played game, but my most played through. i never could get enough of this barren forbidden/holy land. such a storybook scenario. such thrilling and perfectly withheld fantasy

if tetris fucks
then lumines cucks

take a map with you and literally just vibe. such a vibe. and use save states that shit spanks

a beautiful, lovingly crafted "from the ground up" remaster of a 10/10 game, sooo that's another 10/10 for me

You will bow before Masashi Hamauzu. catch this nut nerd FFXIII spanks and y'all know it. those VIBES. the beauty. also like the only game that 100%ing improved my feelings for it

Vanquish is hardcore, its hilarious, no one does America like Japan. fuck yeah. epic. edgy. goin' wowie zowie all the way home

2022

everything BUT lost. A tight, evocative narrative is perfeclty paced with hub-level structure always offering excitement, immersion and vibin. it harkens to your childhood favs and another SPANKIN' soundtrack

the beginning was shockingly unengaging but damn was it fun(ny), i had a lot of fun when the game actually let me play but it has some crazy reigns against the enjoyment factor. i wish there were more towns and "hangout and vibe in this unique world" vibes but they just don't seem to be there. if the game let loose with the opening and the powers that alone would have been huge

made me a golden hour summer child again. +1 for mommy issues that hit my heart like a truck. playing it was like i forgot i wasn't in my childhood home, i forgot it was a snow storm in january, it was just me and this, for a fleeting moment. with a simple smile

hmmm Gravity Rush 🥰🧡🥰🧡🥰

i felt it was my favorite of the .hack//GU trilogy. twists and turns galore, answering questions, new questions all together, improvements across the board