Sorry babe, but I'm not a player.
I'm a Potemkin main.
Players get chicks.
I get bodied in neutral.

I feel like I leveled up irl.

Why is this game set in Mexico?

Setsu: We have factual evidence that SQ is Gnosia [Definite Enemy]
Yuriko: I support Setsu's statement, you all should as well [Seek Agreement]
Raqio: So, logically we should vote for SQ immedia-

SQ: CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑

Yuriko: Actually, I think I saw Raqio vent [Exaggerate]
Setsu: Raqio is mad sus lol [Obfuscate]

Raqio was sent to cold sleep

"Ooohhh reddit dialogue oohhhh cringe mid oooohhh"

Lobotomite, you browse Twitter daily.

Never trust anyone who is good at Tekken bowling.

It's all fun and games reading this with your friends in vc until the white boy in your group starts laughing a couple decibels higher than usual at those scenes with Mr. White.

This review was written before the game released

Backloggd most professional reviewers will play the game for 1 day, rate it, call it objective, and then give professional financial advise to Blizzard.

Back in 1996 Shigeru Miyamoto had to chose a protagonist for his first 3D platformer game. His options were either Sonic, who would swiftly save the day by defeating Bowser without making any homophobic remarks ... or Mario.

Guess which one he chose.

Actual hate letter to Backloggd.

It's like the chad version of Persona 3.

It was really cool finding out that the guy from that gif "oh my oh my goodness gracious (1 big hot man)" is just a random dude that shows up out of nowhere to break a wall, and then leaves.

Chris looks like those dudes whose dealer charges extra for weed.

1993

Imagine voting for Haggar and he breaks your car.