Random survivor: "Frank, my daughter has gone missing in the food plaza, you have to help me (Reward: 3 Zombrex units and one billion dollars)"
Frank: " Nuh uh 🖕🖕🖕 It's a boss fight 🖕🖕🖕 Fuck your crazy ass 🖕🖕🖕"
Woodrow: " ¿Alguno imbecil para jugar strip poker? (Reward: Nothing)"
Frank, snorting 3 luck magazines: " Oui "

The single coolest thing about Eightman has always been the evil Popeye power dynamics where instead of eating spinach he just pulls a pack of smokes before beating up people, SNK were cowards for not including that in.

I can't believe a beat 'em up from the 90's has better nb representation than most games nowadays.

The director of the FAITH trilogy read a bunch of "someone should turn this into a videogame" in a random tiktok and thought it was a million dollar idea.

Its fascinating how in the japanese community, Chiyo-Chan is seen as a lil fella that just wants to be happy and have fun and make friends, etc etc... and then western fans are like "she must PAY for her crimes!" binge watches clips of her getting bullied

Skinner: "Red truth: Nobody passed anything to me through any window"

Seymour "Hmmmm could it be then, an unknown Ham X?"

If I wanted to play a subpar modern rhythm game I'd just boot up Friday Night Funkin because at least they got an artstyle.

I didn't read their abilities before playing against them, so finding out in the Medieval Era after Klee declared war on me, that her so called "Jumpy Dumpty" is a NUKE that comes in freaking 1200 years earlier, was one of the funniest and scariest experiences I've ever had in gaming.

Freakishly hard to put into words, but whenever something weird happened in the story, there was always a voice in my head that made sure I never forget that "This game was made before the movie Cars (2006)" and everything seemed to make sense.

Step aside Mario Wonder, this is how you actually give Mario some art direction without stealing fan ideas.

This is gonna be mad easy, I have been doing everything perfect until know, I've watched drum tutorials on FL Studio, I took music classes for 6 years, I know how to play Tubular Bells in 15/8, I've composed a third stream melody in 5/7, how hard can this ge-
no more cues!
... Anyway my record is 12 haha fun game😭

I learned more about my friends in the 3 minutes after a coil-head showed up than I ever did in the 6 years we shared together on Discord.

My favorite tin foil hat theory in videogames is one that I remember reading around 2014-2015 that said one of the reasons Lost Levels was made this way, was because Nintendo received a lot of letters praising the game, and in particular, the level 7-4.

Those letters being supposedly sent by the people who worked on the Commodore, hoping that when the inevitable Mario sequel was out, it would suck and kids would want to stop playing on the NES and give the Commodore 64 a shot.