Febuary something 2024

Cunt I Am hildas best friend do NOT play games. Alone in the Dark? What the fuck is this? Any hildabro would KNOW that she loves quiche and would KNOW that her favorite game is pokemon. Get your pink out of my stink

The trial is trying to get this piece of shit to download

Jan 12th 2024

Sad game mostly pertaining to the death of a family member. Hilda can not read

Played august 7th:

I painted and hello kitty was busy rescueing. Werked her tail off in several different fits. Stopped bombs and missiles, violence and terror. All with that golden hammer.

November 30th

I dont know if this was the one but hamtaro did a lot and spoke a lot and played dress up

This is 200th game for 200 hams

Pickle chu

Dec 27th

REDDIT, AITA? i (24) was driving along, in my chungus climplets RV when i decided to stop at a diner. I went in, greeted the waitress (tipped her 50%) and then remembered: i always pees bwfore i ate! So i (24) went to the batgroom. Now, i looked at the sink twice and it distracted me so bad i forgot to close the dungus door! But i already had my pants down, and the disfunction of the sink and the door caused me to just let my urine loose all over the floor. Now, i tipped 50%, so Reddit, aita for pissing on the floor? By the way i LOVE jackspectic eye and i cant women (except sister)

Found on switch store. Looks incomprehensible.

Played April 4th:
This game appears to be overly "girly" and cute but then the main character has skimpy anime clothes and breast physics. It's a bit sad cause it could of been something.

Feb 11th 2024

My BROTHER.... my jeffrey flesh and dahmer blood.... you spared .me.......

Played April 2nd: hilda couldn't figure out tetris for babies and got impatient. Shame...

Played august 12:

If the protagonist was anything but mario this would be an average rpgmaker game but watching my friend mario break his back in a fall down a pit and choke on his own blood left me speechless. There is nothing in this game that pertains to mario outside of his appearance. Why would you want to hurt mario? He is so nice and can jump really high and has 3 lives and love for everyone and you hurt him? A lot? Concerned.

Played december 1st

so sloppy and empty. hated this, dont lead me on with an image of a cow.

April 11 2024

Omg guys i just read the wikipedia page for bpd and i think i have an idea thatll finally make this undertale mario & luigi doki doki creepypastas club thing happen

Feb 2024

Hilda (depressed): if i played russian roulette i wouldnt be scared

Played october 7th:

!! LIVE P REACTION !!

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Ohhh my god he got turned into a snowcone. Ohhh my god.

Played september 1st:
That horror was sorted. Battleship time!

Played june 1st:
I was looking forward to it but nothing really makes any sense and the hook feels like it doesnt exist. The dialogue feels stilted and offputting and none of the jokes landed. There is no horror or sense of anticipation. I have never ever ever gotten bored with a game but i got too restless to even continue watching. Really, really weird execution.

Played june 8th:

I was playing a game and listening to her play... hearing about sexist ghosts haunting frat women was more entertaining than anything i would of witnessed

Played october 29th:

Thought it would be a stinker till mr hyde became sexified. Tearing up the streets of london and kicking children, just as i remember. Werk your gay ass down the halls on your quest for salt, kill those senile old men. Youre a star and everyone knows it. 50? Unmarried? In the 1800s? You wanted utterson ass and we all know it. Dont repress it. Youre all invited to my coming out banquet. Thank you.

April 24 2024

Reminds me of hypnospace, very darling passion project

Played july 25th:
This was like a strange bugsnax esque game but the implied religious symbolism was strange

Played April 26th:
AHHHHHH PUI PUI PUI PUI PUI AAAAAAAAHHH MOL!CAR!MOL!CAR!MOL!CAR! Mario party who? This is all anyone should know, put a hat on that molcar and watch it go...

Played august 8th:
My poor demented woman and her festering aerola disease suffers a grand mal seizure with every orgasm... SAD.

played dec 8th

flight 747, ready and waiting for takeoff. Oh just kidding i cant have gay DEMON sex with my clothes on. Worst experience of my life, me and my hot pants are out.

Saving this one is a punishment.

you didnt play this.

Played at a date

orbos dream.... shot straight like an arrow, across lava and cliffs and offices..... peeb....

Played june 6th:

I hate amnesia and i hate their games and i hate reading 500 notes and i hate world war 1 and i hate the french and i hate that gay glasses dude that died in a gay fashion and i hate finding keys and i hate the gun you only use to shoot barrels and doors and i hate that awful awful awful wet shit of an ending that i stayed up to watch but i do like world whirls guy.

Played august 4th:
FUCK YOU JORDAN HANGTIME.

I don't know what this is

Played April 12:
I still don't know what this is

Better

Played june 5th:

Game has an unpleasant feeling but i am glad everyone made up and was happy forever.

Played may 28th:
It was a bit boring to watch because it was pretty much just doom inside a house with some weird things occasionally. I thought it might be creepier, but i dont much sbout doom so i cant attest to it really.

played at some point in april

mario hack and hilda didnt let me see any of the images and she sucked really bad and played it.relly bad. iuuuuughhhhh

Played november 30th

Failed quota. Sucked so hard. Skipped tutorial. Walteer

I have an excellent on Jitterbug on hard, my only claim to fame

Played on April 7th: hilda got so overwhelmed after 3 songs that she just gave up and watched me play

Finished august 29th:
Well hildas if youre reading this it was an honor and a pleasure to show you one of my favorite things in the world and i hope you had a good time. It was a very memorable experience and i had a blast reliving the game.