Games I Will Force Hilda To Play

Everything but the first 43 games are very very bad and potentially offensive, but hildas must endure

Venge
Venge
Played october 10th

I fell asleep but it was so short that when i woke up i didnt know where i was and i hallucinated hilda still playing but she wasnt actually
Sara is Missing
Sara is Missing
Monsters vs. Aliens
Monsters vs. Aliens
Garten of Banban 7
Garten of Banban 7
May 13th 2024

OH.... MY... JOSH! talk about a HAPY ENDING! oppa bird and everyone is okay. Banbalina was CHEATING on banban with janjan. you just dont know who to trust nowadays. Im also addicted to cigarettes.
Build-A-Bear Workshop
Build-A-Bear Workshop
Craftopia
Craftopia
Played may 18th:
You can push people into the water and they will die and drop eggs. And then, nothing...
The Creepy Syndrome
The Creepy Syndrome
Good Job!
Good Job!
Played october 11th

oh my lady, clantly boobed. Unfortunately, was your voice not annoyin. how sad.
Sentimental Death Loop
Sentimental Death Loop
Played september 23rd

Oh my god that lady has ber underwear out quickly put the batteries in the remote zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh it was friendship.
Cat Go! Ultimate Challenge
Cat Go! Ultimate Challenge
I hope this is the right cat go, apparently many cats go

Played April 11th:
it went
Savior of the Abyss
Savior of the Abyss
Dec 10th

Neighbors were yelling the whole time so i was focusing on them to make sure there was not a killer around and abound. She got eaten, by a door. Didnt save anything! what!
Mr.Tomatos
Mr.Tomatos
Played on March 18th

confusion about Mr tomato gameplay at the beginning, would of enjoyed if it didn't delete your save file after every fail
Floigan Bros.
Floigan Bros.
Played on March 15th

Would rather play Charlie and Chocolate Factory ps2. Wrong.
Livestream: Escape from Hotel Izanami
Livestream: Escape from Hotel Izanami
December

the standards are below. average. wheres the bouncy bloobie babes? What might i laugh at, soured my mood did the gameplay. This girl walking so slowly. Cant lift cement off a floor. Such what is the point. Hair pussy? I dont even care.
Monster House
Monster House
Slendergus
Slendergus
Nov 30th

When thaaaaa anhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh ahaaaaa ahmmmmm impaaaaaahhh ahhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhh hahaaaahhh aaaahhhhhhhimpostarhhhhhhhhh 11 of them. 80 speed.
Eyeless Jack
Eyeless Jack
Played in may 2024

my borthar im sorry he has taken my kidney and killed my you but at least i have my awesome washcloth
Livestream 2: Escape from Togaezuka Happy Place
Livestream 2: Escape from Togaezuka Happy Place
Nothing Special
Nothing Special
Played April 21st:
This game had a really bad atmosphere to it, so much so that I didn't get to laugh at it being funny. Very uncomfortable but not how the game intended
Andy's Apple Farm
Andy's Apple Farm
Played on august 3rd:

Oh my god he was a killer. Oh ym christ. All those apple children.
Beat'n Groovy
Beat'n Groovy
Played august 3rd:
Wetty betty?
Disappearance: Takeshi. You were right. That Abandoned Village is Too Bad
Disappearance: Takeshi. You were right. That Abandoned Village is Too Bad
grandpa
It's my Birthday
It's my Birthday
Played may 7th:
Not my bday anymore but hilda still has birthday fun 4 everyone......
Pop Plus: Solo
Pop Plus: Solo
Played at a date

Apparently someone went on a solo bubble adventure and now i will never know. what is it? the bubble. the popping.
Townlore
Townlore
Dec 10th

This is my favorite game!
Love Love School Days
Love Love School Days
Played at some point in september:

Baka baka baka. The mantra of thr fastest girl alive. Shes going to beat you to do death so watch out.
Wipeout: The Game
Wipeout: The Game
Played at a point in may

she sucked sooo bad it was honestly embarrassing. the wolf girl, she could bounce me off a platform into some mud, if u catch my #drift
Mort the Chicken
Mort the Chicken
Played july 18th:

Is mort any less of a chicken for being a hero? He saves us, the children.....he walked on water. He walked on cubes. we wouldnt be anything without his courage.
Pedestal
Pedestal
Played 29th feb 2024

she killed her self. or not. its so #funny and #crazey when girls jump off roofs. apathy is the best approach to this situation. after all why should i distrust someone with such a strong hand on the pulse of the mentally disturbed. YOU go crazy.
Yono and the Celestial Elephants
Yono and the Celestial Elephants
Goosebumps: Dead of Night
Goosebumps: Dead of Night
Played june 17th:

There was a lot of care put into it for what they had to work with. Jack black ascii art, and a great speedrun to boot....
Howling Village: Echoes
Howling Village: Echoes
Dec 3rd

The quest for a hottie babe comes to an end. Dog people and obsessions with dog people have never been more enthralling. But were the dog people ever real? Perhaps we imagined it..... oh darn, im on fire.....
SimAnimals
SimAnimals
Played as a kid and loved it, let's see how it holds up now

Played April 21st:
It was going well but then hilda computer crash ):
Shinrai: Broken Beyond Despair
Shinrai: Broken Beyond Despair
Mario In Clock Town
Mario In Clock Town
Played april 30th:

This made me appreciate the enemy placement of normal mario a lot more
Telling Lies
Telling Lies
Façade
Façade
September 23rd

I want mineral ter! I want italy photo and couch. Trips ~fabulous~ home continues to be full of silliness. I am going to clip into your balcony now, okay.
Floral Aroma in the Shrine
Floral Aroma in the Shrine
Hilda bought this

Played july 12th:

I LOVE REIMU ! !
A Date in the Park
A Date in the Park
Asleep
Asleep
Beat Refle
Beat Refle
2024 February

uhhh.... ahhh.... shee was standing there, ass in her hair. without a care.
Pretty Princess: Magical Garden Island
Pretty Princess: Magical Garden Island
Could be fun

Played sometime in june:
A pretty blatant attempt to cash in on acnh success but the tutorials were insanely long and outside of that, there wasnt much to interact with
The Shell of Permafrost
The Shell of Permafrost
Played september 24th

Rpg maker games are presents from heaven onto earth. Ideas likes miles edgeworth, connecting all the shells. And the north easts.
The Corruption Within
The Corruption Within
Dead Dreams
Dead Dreams
Played october 20th

jeff exhaustion. jeff nialhism. all these glicthes and errors. Shes the irate gamer.
Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue
Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue
Played may 18th:

This is not the right game
Vampire Hunter D
Vampire Hunter D
A House for Alesa
A House for Alesa
May 27th
warning! greta is mentally unstable

warning! Dossow is a weirdo
Frogger's Adventures: Temple of the Frog
Frogger's Adventures: Temple of the Frog
Jan 11th

We are gathered here today to remember our dear friend, Frogger. This tombstone is for one half of him. And this tombstone, the other. For he was split in two by a spike machine. May D carry his soul to another plane. Amen.
Nira Oni
Nira Oni
Played october 11th

they did surgery on an oni, make him scarier. but this was botched. Shout out to RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flathead
Flathead
MySims
MySims
Played April 27th:

Found a game I played in my childhood.
.. was my Sims kingdom but I win
The Dark Pictures Anthology: The Devil in Me
The Dark Pictures Anthology: The Devil in Me
SAW!!!!! I wanna play a game!!!!! Lol

Played March 24th

i hate this.
Indigo Park
Indigo Park
Devilman
Devilman
Played some time in june

It was a very interesting and nostalgic ps2 game. I wish there was a English release so i could see what they were saying. There were a lot of spiders
Kitty Kart 64
Kitty Kart 64
Played march 29th 2024

They should of built up to the driving out of bound weathertenko mario 64 speedrun any percent glitchless abney27 summoningsalt luigi circuit blindfolded raimbow road 1flap canonless beat strats
Wave to the People
Wave to the People
Closing at 2
Closing at 2
Dead by Daylight
Dead by Daylight
Played April 7th:

Dbd is the only game that makes me feel like im working a 9 to 5 office job, and I only watched hilda play
#Doubleblush
#Doubleblush
June 1st

"This is giving me major My Girlfriend Beats Me or whatever vibes"
"This is giving me major idiot vibes"

Words of two wise prophets before the revelation
Nowhere, MI
Nowhere, MI
Oyadori no Ko
Oyadori no Ko


Played may 19th:
Hilda pulls off another wonderful surprise and finds the game on a spanish-speaking forum. What can i say? Kona5 has a power that no other game dev can even come close to. Kojima? Fuck that guy, Miyamoto? Hes a hack. Kona is not afraid to make whatever he wants to make, and what he does make tends to involve toilet and going toilet and the tragedies of going toilet at the wrong time. There was a lack of playable strong and courageous women, however our environmentally concious lead villain fills up that role.

JOBLESS IS NOT CRIME. i will scream it from the rooftops...
Revenge: Jane The Killer
Revenge: Jane The Killer
Feb 2024

JANE... SHEs gonna Kill Jeff and Kidnap his brother Its Time for the Sneaking section i zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Cooking Companions
Cooking Companions
I don't even think this is the worst i just wanna see what she thinks

Played March 28th: aaa scary aa aaaa
Paranoiac: Remake Version
Paranoiac: Remake Version
Feb 2024

Depression... i.... makeing me CRAZY... i.... a CRAZY PERSON. i SEE things. Yea, thats not NORMAL. my mom? Hates me. Her hysteria. But i. I love her. Because.... shes CRAZY too. Were all CRAZY. We are Crazy.
Raccoon Rascal
Raccoon Rascal
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Probably not bad but since hilda just LOVES Texas chainsaw massacre so much I am sure she will have a blast

Played may 29th:
No useful tutorials or map preview makes for the most confusing online horror game ive ever seen. Several mechanics just straight up were not explained and theres no explanation online. Seems like it could be fun but someone needs to write a breakdown on what youre supposed to do in this game.

BUBBA SWEEP!!
...Iru!
...Iru!
Rewind or Die
Rewind or Die
Played April 28th

Puppet combo Is a hack and makes the most unfun games imaginable
Noobow
Noobow
Played dec 9th

gooby gooby boy is santas little helper. He helps everyone and is very careful. He brings water to everyone and everyone smiles and says thanks gooby gooby boy. You did so good and we all love you. many sanatas presents to you
The Thing
The Thing
Played june 7th:

I was painting. There was a cargo bay and a man and a friend and the friend kept dying and oh my godness... got thing'd. No puppy! Sad!
Miasmata
Miasmata
Jan 7th 2024

that guys arm is soo funny aha theres a frog ahha zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Zzzzzzzzzzz
Zzzzzzzz
Zzzzzzz
ah aha hey wheres the game
Barbie Horse Adventures: Riding Camp
Barbie Horse Adventures: Riding Camp
This is the right game. My apologies.

Played may 24th:

Still not sure this is the right game but that could be because there was some kind of weird curse on the game where dialogue would loop and the screen looked doubled. Barbie was a horse and ran into an invisible wall making the race impossible to finish. Hi barbie.....

NSFW Solitaire
NSFW Solitaire
played on April 22:
this is the worst and it should not exist
Speedy Eggbert
Speedy Eggbert
Played dec 11th

oh my god he was so speedy he was so fucking speedy have you ever seen anything so fucking speedy? I dont think so
White Day: A Labyrinth Named School
White Day: A Labyrinth Named School
Played April 25th:

Frustrating and stupid boooooo booo....
white! White white white.....
Master Spy
Master Spy
Played may 18th:
I hate this
Mermaid Swamp
Mermaid Swamp
Feb 10th 2024

RIP DOWN ALL THE PAINTINGS. HURRY. SEXUAL CONTENT WARNING. WET USELESS WOMEN WAITING FOR YOU!
A Bomb Called Darkipt
A Bomb Called Darkipt
The Quarry
The Quarry
October 18th:

They had the gall to wrangle together a game that couldnt even take itself seriously for half a second with zero atmosphere and no redeeming qualities and even still they had the audacity to make a joke of the Andes rugby team mountain crash. Also, werewolves? Wolves? No... just generic gmod creatures... absolute puke.

A man cut off his arm- dramatic action. Zero gravity. Also, he would die. From shock. I wish he did.
Witch's Wish
Witch's Wish
Evil Dead: Regeneration
Evil Dead: Regeneration
Played may 30th:

Was not expecting multiple jokes at the mentally disabled's expense and a small person companion that you punt into basketball hoops and use as a weapon. I hate ash.
Bratz: Rock Angelz
Bratz: Rock Angelz
Birthday Kid
Birthday Kid
Ikenie no Yoru
Ikenie no Yoru
Saturnalia
Saturnalia
Played october 7th

lasanga maria called me the f word! But i was asleep. Shit garbage. Nick, KILL yourself NOW!
Ganbare Neo Poke-Kun
Ganbare Neo Poke-Kun
Played may 4th:
Strange little game where you open a door and turn on some lights.
Purgatory
Purgatory
Played may 7th: soo evil.. oh my god... so wicked, and twisted... i really just did not know when it would end, the blood and muck and sadness and ect.
13 Page
13 Page
The Exit 8
The Exit 8
December 28th

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POSTAR!
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postar. uh oh. freeky....
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normal in my hallway
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im so excited to get out of this hallway! by goodness, im almost there!
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oh... my word. i wish there was a beautiful closet woman to comfort me. but that would never happen.
I'm Scared of My Girlfriend
I'm Scared of My Girlfriend
'Played' on september 23rd

how am i supposed to develop a personality when my abusive girlfriend is SUCH a silly little goose????!??!? trip and grace with a twist
Oppai Academy Big, Bouncy, Booby Babes!
Oppai Academy Big, Bouncy, Booby Babes!
Dec 8th:

She was right! It wasnt funny! Why didnt we listen to her... i gotta shake my hips out of here! Waiter! Check please!
Oppai Academy Big, Bouncy, Booby Babes!
Oppai Academy Big, Bouncy, Booby Babes!
Oh my god i hope i pass boob school

(She dropped out! what a fool! forgot this was here too, now its twice.)
Poptropica
Poptropica
we need to make a hilda world

Feb 8th

GOD. WHERE. IS THE. CHUPICABRA. WHERES THE SPY ISLAND. WHERE IS IT, WHERE DID YOU HIDE HER. WHERES THE PUPPY OUTFIT, THE DRACULAS. IVE BEEN MOVING FORWSRD AND YOUVE BEEN MOVING BACK
Calling
Calling
Some Say It Has Always Been Here
Some Say It Has Always Been Here
Jan 10th

Really cool. Really scary. Really egg-like and really colors.
Stuart Little 3: Big Photo Adventure
Stuart Little 3: Big Photo Adventure
At my local grocery store there is a place where you could dump off children, and my mom left me there a few times while she was running errands. They had a ps2 with this and the Robots (movie) game and I played them frequently. I remember being mystified with stuarts skateboard.

Played March 27th: hildas mind is so fucked
Barnyard
Barnyard
I played this as a child and loved it.. should of been a red herring, with the squirting mechanic and all


Played match 26th: the game froze and she lost all her progress. NOOO.... she hated the squirtibg part she can't handle it. But oh, i can.
Devil of the Mirror
Devil of the Mirror
KinitoPet
KinitoPet
Febuary something 2024

Cunt I Am hildas best friend do NOT play games. Alone in the Dark? What the fuck is this? Any hildabro would KNOW that she loves quiche and would KNOW that her favorite game is pokemon. Get your pink out of my stink

53 Comments


1 year ago

Sonic Blast for the Game Gear

1 year ago

TaleSpin for the Genesis, Wrath of the Black Manta, Mr. Bones.

1 year ago

@BEAUTIFULBRUTE wtf CURS.... I'm unfollowing till we get an indepth, 13 paragraph critical analysis of Barbie secret agent :P added!

@Weatherby added! Though Mr Bones is a masterpiece that doesn't deserve to be put on here next to dramatical murder

1 year ago

My hair is going to go grey by 30

1 year ago

Sorry but I think Mr. Bones is one of the worst games I've played on the Saturn. Although it is very conceptually Interesting.

W... what's wrong with grey hair by 30...? : (
I don't know how to feel about knowing somebody else is being forced to play dramatical murder like i am later this year

1 year ago

Different TaleSpin btw. That's one of those ones where there's a mess of entries with the same name but they're all different.

1 year ago

@Weatherby Grey hair is fuckin awesome but the stress I will be put under to get it by 30 is less awesome

1 year ago

@appreciations I'm so sorry to hear that we can form a comradery in losing our dignity
@Hilda: Solidarity in whatever madness that game is going to be, lmao. Godspeed.
+ Cat Go! ultimate challenge
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Ghost Master >:)

1 year ago

@appreciations dmmd is my nuke, the bad game to end all games. Admittedly I did play this as an child who probably shouldn't of been looking at this stuff. I'm not sure either of us can survive playing this one.

@CURS NOOO barbie... how could you...? One sliding block puzzle is way more bearable than 50, however.

@Weatherby why are there so many talespins, I just assumed they were all the same game lmao. Also you're probably right about Mr Bones but I respect what they were going for.
oh & of course Spice World but it's good i promise.................

1 year ago

@hilda nothing can possibly be worse than the devil in me, even reading about aoba's hair nerves

@BEAUTIFULBRUTE cat go sounds promising (:< thank you !

1 year ago

Oh my god what is spice world. How have i not heard of this...we have to play this immediately.
that's the right cat go!
we'll all have matching spice world pfps by the end of this

1 year ago

Oh my god that's where your pfp is from... it's all coming together. If I wasnt so attached to this leaf cat id match with you in a heartbeat

1 year ago

@Hilda this work if yes enjoy your badge

1 year ago

@moschidae I'm still not playing alvin and the chipmunks

1 year ago

No dmmd? No alvin and the chipmunks: chipwrecked for the Nintendo wii and xbox 360? And I called you my friend....

1 year ago

dmmd will come later...

9 months ago

Who the fuck is Hilda and why would you force her ti olay It's My Birthday on the Wii 😭

9 months ago

@PeterGabriel hilda is my friend and trust me its my birthday is the least offendable thing on this list lol. Theres quite a bit of competition for title of the worst game when youre sandwiched between mr beans wacky world and the creepy syndrome


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