Games I Will Force Hilda To Play
Everything but the first 43 games are very very bad and potentially offensive, but hildas must endure
269 Games
Played at a date
Apparently someone went on a solo bubble adventure and now i will never know. what is it? the bubble. the popping.
Apparently someone went on a solo bubble adventure and now i will never know. what is it? the bubble. the popping.
Played may 7th:
Not my bday anymore but hilda still has birthday fun 4 everyone......
Not my bday anymore but hilda still has birthday fun 4 everyone......
"Metroidvania for girls"
Dec 12
thaat was not for girls. I dont know who we were protecting. It obviously wasnt me.
Dec 12
thaat was not for girls. I dont know who we were protecting. It obviously wasnt me.
Played as a kid and loved it, let's see how it holds up now
Played April 21st:
It was going well but then hilda computer crash ):
Played April 21st:
It was going well but then hilda computer crash ):
Squirts older sister
Play july 18th:
Uh, kind of a sleepy type spray. Definitely a vomit and spit type spray. A bit slime too. Gdq submission soon.
Play july 18th:
Uh, kind of a sleepy type spray. Definitely a vomit and spit type spray. A bit slime too. Gdq submission soon.
This is the right game. My apologies.
Played may 24th:
Still not sure this is the right game but that could be because there was some kind of weird curse on the game where dialogue would loop and the screen looked doubled. Barbie was a horse and ran into an invisible wall making the race impossible to finish. Hi barbie.....
Played may 24th:
Still not sure this is the right game but that could be because there was some kind of weird curse on the game where dialogue would loop and the screen looked doubled. Barbie was a horse and ran into an invisible wall making the race impossible to finish. Hi barbie.....
Played july 12th:
There were so many tears. So much sadness. Visceral embarassment to the hands of Pig. But there could only be one to win the Slop Bucket Challenge. One who slopped it better than anyone ever could. And that person was, of course... Player.
There were so many tears. So much sadness. Visceral embarassment to the hands of Pig. But there could only be one to win the Slop Bucket Challenge. One who slopped it better than anyone ever could. And that person was, of course... Player.
Played august 3rd:
Wetty betty?
Wetty betty?
Played April 2nd: hilda couldn't figure out tetris for babies and got impatient. Shame...
"Jesse we have to cook" - hilda (white)
Played March 27th: Gordon was a very. Proud. Man.
Played March 27th: Gordon was a very. Proud. Man.
Having an issue finding the rom for this game. Hilda has found "bubble bath babes" instead.
Shelved on March 17th
Hilda played it for 2 hours then gave it a lower score than fucking floigan bros what the fuck.
Shelved on March 17th
Hilda played it for 2 hours then gave it a lower score than fucking floigan bros what the fuck.
Played April 27th:
Found a game I played in my childhood.
.. was my Sims kingdom but I win
Found a game I played in my childhood.
.. was my Sims kingdom but I win
we need to make a hilda world
Feb 8th
GOD. WHERE. IS THE. CHUPICABRA. WHERES THE SPY ISLAND. WHERE IS IT, WHERE DID YOU HIDE HER. WHERES THE PUPPY OUTFIT, THE DRACULAS. IVE BEEN MOVING FORWSRD AND YOUVE BEEN MOVING BACK
Feb 8th
GOD. WHERE. IS THE. CHUPICABRA. WHERES THE SPY ISLAND. WHERE IS IT, WHERE DID YOU HIDE HER. WHERES THE PUPPY OUTFIT, THE DRACULAS. IVE BEEN MOVING FORWSRD AND YOUVE BEEN MOVING BACK
Played March 20th
A disappointment through and through though this would inevitably lead to the Great French Movie disaster
What the fuck is this
Played may 24th:
Oouuuuuuuhh oouuuhhhhh nooooooo.... noooooooooo.....
Played may 24th:
Oouuuuuuuhh oouuuhhhhh nooooooo.... noooooooooo.....
Played april 29th:
this pig is so lonely and everyone hates her and wont tell her that shes going to die. RAT?
Played may 30th:
Sopranos knowledge 0 but was expecting worse. Controls like Yakuza ripping GTA's eyes out. but theres massive chest in this game WITH. NIPPLE. oh my god! Squirt.
Sopranos knowledge 0 but was expecting worse. Controls like Yakuza ripping GTA's eyes out. but theres massive chest in this game WITH. NIPPLE. oh my god! Squirt.
I played this as a child and loved it.. should of been a red herring, with the squirting mechanic and all
Played match 26th: the game froze and she lost all her progress. NOOO.... she hated the squirtibg part she can't handle it. But oh, i can.
Played match 26th: the game froze and she lost all her progress. NOOO.... she hated the squirtibg part she can't handle it. But oh, i can.
Played April 22nd:
It's thr killar!!! Aaaa!!!!!! Loop the killar.... get on gens..m. sprint burst .. . .
It's thr killar!!! Aaaa!!!!!! Loop the killar.... get on gens..m. sprint burst .. . .
At my local grocery store there is a place where you could dump off children, and my mom left me there a few times while she was running errands. They had a ps2 with this and the Robots (movie) game and I played them frequently. I remember being mystified with stuarts skateboard.
Played March 27th: hildas mind is so fucked
Played March 27th: hildas mind is so fucked
Played may 30th:
Was not expecting multiple jokes at the mentally disabled's expense and a small person companion that you punt into basketball hoops and use as a weapon. I hate ash.
Was not expecting multiple jokes at the mentally disabled's expense and a small person companion that you punt into basketball hoops and use as a weapon. I hate ash.
Played in march or something
Who cares.
Who cares.
September 23rd
I want mineral ter! I want italy photo and couch. Trips ~fabulous~ home continues to be full of silliness. I am going to clip into your balcony now, okay.
I want mineral ter! I want italy photo and couch. Trips ~fabulous~ home continues to be full of silliness. I am going to clip into your balcony now, okay.
December 20th
omg shes about to be crushed by that falling tv! but my clothes got dirrty.. life is so hard and im so yucky.... jesus fucking christ
omg shes about to be crushed by that falling tv! but my clothes got dirrty.. life is so hard and im so yucky.... jesus fucking christ
November 30th
I dont know if this was the one but hamtaro did a lot and spoke a lot and played dress up
This is 200th game for 200 hams
I dont know if this was the one but hamtaro did a lot and spoke a lot and played dress up
This is 200th game for 200 hams
Played october 20th
i beamed it out of there. i got a super mighty bean. i dont wamt it.
i beamed it out of there. i got a super mighty bean. i dont wamt it.
Played august 7th:
I painted and hello kitty was busy rescueing. Werked her tail off in several different fits. Stopped bombs and missiles, violence and terror. All with that golden hammer.
I painted and hello kitty was busy rescueing. Werked her tail off in several different fits. Stopped bombs and missiles, violence and terror. All with that golden hammer.
Played may 18th:
This is not the right game
This is not the right game
Played june 8th:
I was playing a game and listening to her play... hearing about sexist ghosts haunting frat women was more entertaining than anything i would of witnessed
I was playing a game and listening to her play... hearing about sexist ghosts haunting frat women was more entertaining than anything i would of witnessed
Played june 7th:
I was painting. There was a cargo bay and a man and a friend and the friend kept dying and oh my godness... got thing'd. No puppy! Sad!
I was painting. There was a cargo bay and a man and a friend and the friend kept dying and oh my godness... got thing'd. No puppy! Sad!
Jan 11th
We are gathered here today to remember our dear friend, Frogger. This tombstone is for one half of him. And this tombstone, the other. For he was split in two by a spike machine. May D carry his soul to another plane. Amen.
We are gathered here today to remember our dear friend, Frogger. This tombstone is for one half of him. And this tombstone, the other. For he was split in two by a spike machine. May D carry his soul to another plane. Amen.
Played on March 15th
Would rather play Charlie and Chocolate Factory ps2. Wrong.
Would rather play Charlie and Chocolate Factory ps2. Wrong.
Played july 18th:
Is mort any less of a chicken for being a hero? He saves us, the children.....he walked on water. He walked on cubes. we wouldnt be anything without his courage.
Is mort any less of a chicken for being a hero? He saves us, the children.....he walked on water. He walked on cubes. we wouldnt be anything without his courage.
Played on April 17th:
Sex? Yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Played again April 21st:
I no longer associate with Mr. Powers
Sex? Yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Played again April 21st:
I no longer associate with Mr. Powers
Played may 4th:
Strange little game where you open a door and turn on some lights.
Strange little game where you open a door and turn on some lights.
Played some time in june
It was a very interesting and nostalgic ps2 game. I wish there was a English release so i could see what they were saying. There were a lot of spiders
It was a very interesting and nostalgic ps2 game. I wish there was a English release so i could see what they were saying. There were a lot of spiders
you didnt play this.
Played dec 11th
oh my god he was so speedy he was so fucking speedy have you ever seen anything so fucking speedy? I dont think so
oh my god he was so speedy he was so fucking speedy have you ever seen anything so fucking speedy? I dont think so
Played April 12:
If you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you
If you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you
Played dec 9th
gooby gooby boy is santas little helper. He helps everyone and is very careful. He brings water to everyone and everyone smiles and says thanks gooby gooby boy. You did so good and we all love you. many sanatas presents to you
gooby gooby boy is santas little helper. He helps everyone and is very careful. He brings water to everyone and everyone smiles and says thanks gooby gooby boy. You did so good and we all love you. many sanatas presents to you
I wanted her to play Babe ps2.
Played 4/20:
Do you see that? Yeah.... thats right. You know
Played 4/20:
Do you see that? Yeah.... thats right. You know
Bubba
Played April 12th:
no fucking way
Played April 12th:
no fucking way
53 Comments
TaleSpin for the Genesis, Wrath of the Black Manta, Mr. Bones.
@BEAUTIFULBRUTE wtf CURS.... I'm unfollowing till we get an indepth, 13 paragraph critical analysis of Barbie secret agent :P added!
@Weatherby added! Though Mr Bones is a masterpiece that doesn't deserve to be put on here next to dramatical murder
@Weatherby added! Though Mr Bones is a masterpiece that doesn't deserve to be put on here next to dramatical murder
My hair is going to go grey by 30
Sorry but I think Mr. Bones is one of the worst games I've played on the Saturn. Although it is very conceptually Interesting.
W... what's wrong with grey hair by 30...? : (
W... what's wrong with grey hair by 30...? : (
I don't know how to feel about knowing somebody else is being forced to play dramatical murder like i am later this year
@Weatherby Grey hair is fuckin awesome but the stress I will be put under to get it by 30 is less awesome
@appreciations I'm so sorry to hear that we can form a comradery in losing our dignity
@Hilda: Solidarity in whatever madness that game is going to be, lmao. Godspeed.
+ Cat Go! ultimate challenge
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Ghost Master >:)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Ghost Master >:)
@appreciations dmmd is my nuke, the bad game to end all games. Admittedly I did play this as an child who probably shouldn't of been looking at this stuff. I'm not sure either of us can survive playing this one.
@CURS NOOO barbie... how could you...? One sliding block puzzle is way more bearable than 50, however.
@Weatherby why are there so many talespins, I just assumed they were all the same game lmao. Also you're probably right about Mr Bones but I respect what they were going for.
@CURS NOOO barbie... how could you...? One sliding block puzzle is way more bearable than 50, however.
@Weatherby why are there so many talespins, I just assumed they were all the same game lmao. Also you're probably right about Mr Bones but I respect what they were going for.
oh & of course Spice World but it's good i promise.................
@hilda nothing can possibly be worse than the devil in me, even reading about aoba's hair nerves
@BEAUTIFULBRUTE cat go sounds promising (:< thank you !
@BEAUTIFULBRUTE cat go sounds promising (:< thank you !
Oh my god what is spice world. How have i not heard of this...we have to play this immediately.
that's the right cat go!
we'll all have matching spice world pfps by the end of this
we'll all have matching spice world pfps by the end of this
Oh my god that's where your pfp is from... it's all coming together. If I wasnt so attached to this leaf cat id match with you in a heartbeat
@moschidae I'm still not playing alvin and the chipmunks
No dmmd? No alvin and the chipmunks: chipwrecked for the Nintendo wii and xbox 360? And I called you my friend....
dmmd will come later...
Who the fuck is Hilda and why would you force her ti olay It's My Birthday on the Wii 😭
@PeterGabriel hilda is my friend and trust me its my birthday is the least offendable thing on this list lol. Theres quite a bit of competition for title of the worst game when youre sandwiched between mr beans wacky world and the creepy syndrome
Weatherby
1 year ago