Bubba

Played April 12th:

no fucking way

I wanted her to play Babe ps2.

Played 4/20:
Do you see that? Yeah.... thats right. You know

Played dec 9th

gooby gooby boy is santas little helper. He helps everyone and is very careful. He brings water to everyone and everyone smiles and says thanks gooby gooby boy. You did so good and we all love you. many sanatas presents to you

Played April 12:

If you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you

Played dec 11th

oh my god he was so speedy he was so fucking speedy have you ever seen anything so fucking speedy? I dont think so

you didnt play this.

Played some time in june

It was a very interesting and nostalgic ps2 game. I wish there was a English release so i could see what they were saying. There were a lot of spiders

Played may 4th:
Strange little game where you open a door and turn on some lights.

Played on April 17th:

Sex? Yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Played again April 21st:
I no longer associate with Mr. Powers

Played july 18th:

Is mort any less of a chicken for being a hero? He saves us, the children.....he walked on water. He walked on cubes. we wouldnt be anything without his courage.

Played on March 15th

Would rather play Charlie and Chocolate Factory ps2. Wrong.

Jan 11th

We are gathered here today to remember our dear friend, Frogger. This tombstone is for one half of him. And this tombstone, the other. For he was split in two by a spike machine. May D carry his soul to another plane. Amen.

Played june 7th:

I was painting. There was a cargo bay and a man and a friend and the friend kept dying and oh my godness... got thing'd. No puppy! Sad!

Played june 8th:

I was playing a game and listening to her play... hearing about sexist ghosts haunting frat women was more entertaining than anything i would of witnessed

Played may 18th:

This is not the right game

Played august 7th:

I painted and hello kitty was busy rescueing. Werked her tail off in several different fits. Stopped bombs and missiles, violence and terror. All with that golden hammer.

Played october 20th

i beamed it out of there. i got a super mighty bean. i dont wamt it.

November 30th

I dont know if this was the one but hamtaro did a lot and spoke a lot and played dress up

This is 200th game for 200 hams

December 20th

omg shes about to be crushed by that falling tv! but my clothes got dirrty.. life is so hard and im so yucky.... jesus fucking christ

September 23rd

I want mineral ter! I want italy photo and couch. Trips ~fabulous~ home continues to be full of silliness. I am going to clip into your balcony now, okay.

Played in march or something

Who cares.

Played may 30th:

Was not expecting multiple jokes at the mentally disabled's expense and a small person companion that you punt into basketball hoops and use as a weapon. I hate ash.

At my local grocery store there is a place where you could dump off children, and my mom left me there a few times while she was running errands. They had a ps2 with this and the Robots (movie) game and I played them frequently. I remember being mystified with stuarts skateboard.

Played March 27th: hildas mind is so fucked

Played April 22nd:

It's thr killar!!! Aaaa!!!!!! Loop the killar.... get on gens..m. sprint burst .. . .

I played this as a child and loved it.. should of been a red herring, with the squirting mechanic and all


Played match 26th: the game froze and she lost all her progress. NOOO.... she hated the squirtibg part she can't handle it. But oh, i can.

Played may 30th:
Sopranos knowledge 0 but was expecting worse. Controls like Yakuza ripping GTA's eyes out. but theres massive chest in this game WITH. NIPPLE. oh my god! Squirt.

Played april 29th:
this pig is so lonely and everyone hates her and wont tell her that shes going to die. RAT?

What the fuck is this

Played may 24th:

Oouuuuuuuhh oouuuhhhhh nooooooo.... noooooooooo.....

Played March 20th
A disappointment through and through though this would inevitably lead to the Great French Movie disaster

we need to make a hilda world

Feb 8th

GOD. WHERE. IS THE. CHUPICABRA. WHERES THE SPY ISLAND. WHERE IS IT, WHERE DID YOU HIDE HER. WHERES THE PUPPY OUTFIT, THE DRACULAS. IVE BEEN MOVING FORWSRD AND YOUVE BEEN MOVING BACK

Played April 27th:

Found a game I played in my childhood.
.. was my Sims kingdom but I win

Having an issue finding the rom for this game. Hilda has found "bubble bath babes" instead.

Shelved on March 17th
Hilda played it for 2 hours then gave it a lower score than fucking floigan bros what the fuck.

"Jesse we have to cook" - hilda (white)

Played March 27th: Gordon was a very. Proud. Man.

Played April 2nd: hilda couldn't figure out tetris for babies and got impatient. Shame...

Played august 3rd:
Wetty betty?

Played july 12th:

There were so many tears. So much sadness. Visceral embarassment to the hands of Pig. But there could only be one to win the Slop Bucket Challenge. One who slopped it better than anyone ever could. And that person was, of course... Player.

This is the right game. My apologies.

Played may 24th:

Still not sure this is the right game but that could be because there was some kind of weird curse on the game where dialogue would loop and the screen looked doubled. Barbie was a horse and ran into an invisible wall making the race impossible to finish. Hi barbie.....

Squirts older sister

Play july 18th:

Uh, kind of a sleepy type spray. Definitely a vomit and spit type spray. A bit slime too. Gdq submission soon.

Played as a kid and loved it, let's see how it holds up now

Played April 21st:
It was going well but then hilda computer crash ):

"Metroidvania for girls"

Dec 12

thaat was not for girls. I dont know who we were protecting. It obviously wasnt me.

Played may 7th:
Not my bday anymore but hilda still has birthday fun 4 everyone......

Played at a date

Apparently someone went on a solo bubble adventure and now i will never know. what is it? the bubble. the popping.

Pickle chu

Played at a point in may

she sucked sooo bad it was honestly embarrassing. the wolf girl, she could bounce me off a platform into some mud, if u catch my #drift

Teaching hilda what silly means with silly bandz

Played may 4th:
Was not expecting an angry birds clone. They didnt even look like silly bandz...

Played may 19th:
Hilda pulls off another wonderful surprise and finds the game on a spanish-speaking forum. What can i say? Kona5 has a power that no other game dev can even come close to. Kojima? Fuck that guy, Miyamoto? Hes a hack. Kona is not afraid to make whatever he wants to make, and what he does make tends to involve toilet and going toilet and the tragedies of going toilet at the wrong time. There was a lack of playable strong and courageous women, however our environmentally concious lead villain fills up that role.

JOBLESS IS NOT CRIME. i will scream it from the rooftops...

Played April 23:

I am so glad to play games with strong and courageous women in them

Played may 21st:
I thought this might be similar to ao oni but it wasnt


I was playing dinkum.... my pleep grew up into a big pleep. yayaayayay

Played april 29th:

Game was suprisingly cute but i beaned it out of there quick

Played may 7th:

My life is now complete! Hilda played the coolest game ever! Dave should be nicer to Alivin (: and she earned 2 gold medals!!!!!chiptastic!!!

Jan 7th 2024

that guys arm is soo funny aha theres a frog ahha zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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ah aha hey wheres the game

Saving this one is a punishment.

Played october 11th

they did surgery on an oni, make him scarier. but this was botched. Shout out to RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Played may 21st:

That boy got lost in the woods and his dad did not care. Wife makes dinner and BECOMES dinner! Shit eating kid gets served, what a fail.... jpg of old woman.... jpg of troll.....

Played April 23:

slender? Woman slender? female slender sauntering sexily down the hallway as I collect my books? My sexy books?

Feb 10th 2024

RIP DOWN ALL THE PAINTINGS. HURRY. SEXUAL CONTENT WARNING. WET USELESS WOMEN WAITING FOR YOU!

Played April 23:

Sadly this was not as entertaining as the other games made by Kona5... we kept getting lost.

Dec 10th

This is my favorite game!

Played august 11th:

My sweet female tiger i will kill 7 eagles and 13 buffalo and 100 wolves and a pig for you

Played october 20th

my dear brother jeff you were in a hospital. Many laughs at your expense, tearfully tearing eyes away from boobs to finish your game. the struggles i had trying to make hilda finish this. the desperate search for distraction. jajaja

An amendment:
Finally we can understand the story of Jeffrey dahmer the killer. His mommy go crazy and is no importance. Go away. Less boobs this time but more bad words and a slur

Played April 23rd:

large starberries.

Played may 18th:
I hate this

Dec 2nd

WHAT WAS THE EXPERIMENT

Played April 7th:

Dbd is the only game that makes me feel like im working a 9 to 5 office job, and I only watched hilda play