Games I Will Force Hilda To Play
Everything but the first 44 games are very very bad and potentially offensive, but hildas must endure
253 Games
I don't know what this is
Played April 12:
I still don't know what this is
Played April 12:
I still don't know what this is
Finished august 29th:
Well hildas if youre reading this it was an honor and a pleasure to show you one of my favorite things in the world and i hope you had a good time. It was a very memorable experience and i had a blast reliving the game.
Well hildas if youre reading this it was an honor and a pleasure to show you one of my favorite things in the world and i hope you had a good time. It was a very memorable experience and i had a blast reliving the game.
Played April 7th:
Dbd is the only game that makes me feel like im working a 9 to 5 office job, and I only watched hilda play
Dbd is the only game that makes me feel like im working a 9 to 5 office job, and I only watched hilda play
Feb 2024
Hilda (depressed): if i played russian roulette i wouldnt be scared
Hilda (depressed): if i played russian roulette i wouldnt be scared
October 18th:
They had the gall to wrangle together a game that couldnt even take itself seriously for half a second with zero atmosphere and no redeeming qualities and even still they had the audacity to make a joke of the Andes rugby team mountain crash. Also, werewolves? Wolves? No... just generic gmod creatures... absolute puke.
A man cut off his arm- dramatic action. Zero gravity. Also, he would die. From shock. I wish he did.
They had the gall to wrangle together a game that couldnt even take itself seriously for half a second with zero atmosphere and no redeeming qualities and even still they had the audacity to make a joke of the Andes rugby team mountain crash. Also, werewolves? Wolves? No... just generic gmod creatures... absolute puke.
A man cut off his arm- dramatic action. Zero gravity. Also, he would die. From shock. I wish he did.
Played june 6th:
I hate amnesia and i hate their games and i hate reading 500 notes and i hate world war 1 and i hate the french and i hate that gay glasses dude that died in a gay fashion and i hate finding keys and i hate the gun you only use to shoot barrels and doors and i hate that awful awful awful wet shit of an ending that i stayed up to watch but i do like world whirls guy.
I hate amnesia and i hate their games and i hate reading 500 notes and i hate world war 1 and i hate the french and i hate that gay glasses dude that died in a gay fashion and i hate finding keys and i hate the gun you only use to shoot barrels and doors and i hate that awful awful awful wet shit of an ending that i stayed up to watch but i do like world whirls guy.
Played may 28th:
It was a bit boring to watch because it was pretty much just doom inside a house with some weird things occasionally. I thought it might be creepier, but i dont much sbout doom so i cant attest to it really.
It was a bit boring to watch because it was pretty much just doom inside a house with some weird things occasionally. I thought it might be creepier, but i dont much sbout doom so i cant attest to it really.
you didnt play this.
December 28th
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postar. uh oh. freeky....
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im so excited to get out of this hallway! by goodness, im almost there!
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oh... my word. i wish there was a beautiful closet woman to comfort me. but that would never happen.
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postar. uh oh. freeky....
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im so excited to get out of this hallway! by goodness, im almost there!
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oh... my word. i wish there was a beautiful closet woman to comfort me. but that would never happen.
Febuary something 2024
Cunt I Am hildas best friend do NOT play games. Alone in the Dark? What the fuck is this? Any hildabro would KNOW that she loves quiche and would KNOW that her favorite game is pokemon. Get your pink out of my stink
Cunt I Am hildas best friend do NOT play games. Alone in the Dark? What the fuck is this? Any hildabro would KNOW that she loves quiche and would KNOW that her favorite game is pokemon. Get your pink out of my stink
Probably not bad but since hilda just LOVES Texas chainsaw massacre so much I am sure she will have a blast
Played may 29th:
No useful tutorials or map preview makes for the most confusing online horror game ive ever seen. Several mechanics just straight up were not explained and theres no explanation online. Seems like it could be fun but someone needs to write a breakdown on what youre supposed to do in this game.
BUBBA SWEEP!!
Played may 29th:
No useful tutorials or map preview makes for the most confusing online horror game ive ever seen. Several mechanics just straight up were not explained and theres no explanation online. Seems like it could be fun but someone needs to write a breakdown on what youre supposed to do in this game.
BUBBA SWEEP!!
The trial is trying to get this piece of shit to download
Played at a date
orbos dream.... shot straight like an arrow, across lava and cliffs and offices..... peeb....
orbos dream.... shot straight like an arrow, across lava and cliffs and offices..... peeb....
Played june 1st:
I was looking forward to it but nothing really makes any sense and the hook feels like it doesnt exist. The dialogue feels stilted and offputting and none of the jokes landed. There is no horror or sense of anticipation. I have never ever ever gotten bored with a game but i got too restless to even continue watching. Really, really weird execution.
I was looking forward to it but nothing really makes any sense and the hook feels like it doesnt exist. The dialogue feels stilted and offputting and none of the jokes landed. There is no horror or sense of anticipation. I have never ever ever gotten bored with a game but i got too restless to even continue watching. Really, really weird execution.
Pickle chu
Played may 30th:
I fell asleep and it was such a good sleep.
Didnt even make it to the breeding grounds however, where the game really goes to die..... gollum, gollum....
I fell asleep and it was such a good sleep.
Didnt even make it to the breeding grounds however, where the game really goes to die..... gollum, gollum....
Played july 25th:
This was like a strange bugsnax esque game but the implied religious symbolism was strange
This was like a strange bugsnax esque game but the implied religious symbolism was strange
SAW!!!!! I wanna play a game!!!!! Lol
Played March 24th
i hate this.
Played March 24th
i hate this.
September 23rd
I want mineral ter! I want italy photo and couch. Trips ~fabulous~ home continues to be full of silliness. I am going to clip into your balcony now, okay.
I want mineral ter! I want italy photo and couch. Trips ~fabulous~ home continues to be full of silliness. I am going to clip into your balcony now, okay.
Dec 25th
This isnt funny any longer
sad, sad tears of a clown.
whirlpool of
sadness
hildas, deflated
defeated
emptied of joy
button puzzle
This isnt funny any longer
sad, sad tears of a clown.
whirlpool of
sadness
hildas, deflated
defeated
emptied of joy
button puzzle
Played April 27th:
Found a game I played in my childhood.
.. was my Sims kingdom but I win
Found a game I played in my childhood.
.. was my Sims kingdom but I win
I have an excellent on Jitterbug on hard, my only claim to fame
Played on April 7th: hilda got so overwhelmed after 3 songs that she just gave up and watched me play
Played on April 7th: hilda got so overwhelmed after 3 songs that she just gave up and watched me play
Jan 11th
We are gathered here today to remember our dear friend, Frogger. This tombstone is for one half of him. And this tombstone, the other. For he was split in two by a spike machine. May D carry his soul to another plane. Amen.
We are gathered here today to remember our dear friend, Frogger. This tombstone is for one half of him. And this tombstone, the other. For he was split in two by a spike machine. May D carry his soul to another plane. Amen.
Played june 7th:
I was painting. There was a cargo bay and a man and a friend and the friend kept dying and oh my godness... got thing'd. No puppy! Sad!
I was painting. There was a cargo bay and a man and a friend and the friend kept dying and oh my godness... got thing'd. No puppy! Sad!
Played may 30th:
Was not expecting multiple jokes at the mentally disabled's expense and a small person companion that you punt into basketball hoops and use as a weapon. I hate ash.
Was not expecting multiple jokes at the mentally disabled's expense and a small person companion that you punt into basketball hoops and use as a weapon. I hate ash.
At my local grocery store there is a place where you could dump off children, and my mom left me there a few times while she was running errands. They had a ps2 with this and the Robots (movie) game and I played them frequently. I remember being mystified with stuarts skateboard.
Played March 27th: hildas mind is so fucked
Played March 27th: hildas mind is so fucked
Played october 7th
lasanga maria called me the f word! But i was asleep. Shit garbage. Nick, KILL yourself NOW!
lasanga maria called me the f word! But i was asleep. Shit garbage. Nick, KILL yourself NOW!
Feb 10th 2024
RIP DOWN ALL THE PAINTINGS. HURRY. SEXUAL CONTENT WARNING. WET USELESS WOMEN WAITING FOR YOU!
RIP DOWN ALL THE PAINTINGS. HURRY. SEXUAL CONTENT WARNING. WET USELESS WOMEN WAITING FOR YOU!
we need to make a hilda world
Feb 8th
GOD. WHERE. IS THE. CHUPICABRA. WHERES THE SPY ISLAND. WHERE IS IT, WHERE DID YOU HIDE HER. WHERES THE PUPPY OUTFIT, THE DRACULAS. IVE BEEN MOVING FORWSRD AND YOUVE BEEN MOVING BACK
Feb 8th
GOD. WHERE. IS THE. CHUPICABRA. WHERES THE SPY ISLAND. WHERE IS IT, WHERE DID YOU HIDE HER. WHERES THE PUPPY OUTFIT, THE DRACULAS. IVE BEEN MOVING FORWSRD AND YOUVE BEEN MOVING BACK
Played may 6th;
Best bday gift ive ever recieved
Best bday gift ive ever recieved
Played may 18th:
This is not the right game
This is not the right game
Having an issue finding the rom for this game. Hilda has found "bubble bath babes" instead.
Shelved on March 17th
Hilda played it for 2 hours then gave it a lower score than fucking floigan bros what the fuck.
Shelved on March 17th
Hilda played it for 2 hours then gave it a lower score than fucking floigan bros what the fuck.
Squirts older sister
Play july 18th:
Uh, kind of a sleepy type spray. Definitely a vomit and spit type spray. A bit slime too. Gdq submission soon.
Play july 18th:
Uh, kind of a sleepy type spray. Definitely a vomit and spit type spray. A bit slime too. Gdq submission soon.
Dec 10th
This is my favorite game!
This is my favorite game!
Tonyzaret video
Played 26th feb 2024
So... yeah. My furry girlfriend turned out to be an actually werewolf, but before we could get to first base this nerd in my class brought out a shotgun and threatened to shoot up the school! And i was like uhmmmm so that just happened??? I mean, who brings a SHOTGUN to a school shooting. Thats cringier than the time my teacher interrupted class to t pose! Anyways, that basically sums up my #awkwardsauce life
Played 26th feb 2024
So... yeah. My furry girlfriend turned out to be an actually werewolf, but before we could get to first base this nerd in my class brought out a shotgun and threatened to shoot up the school! And i was like uhmmmm so that just happened??? I mean, who brings a SHOTGUN to a school shooting. Thats cringier than the time my teacher interrupted class to t pose! Anyways, that basically sums up my #awkwardsauce life
Played september 11th 2001
asshole game
asshole game
Bubba
Played April 12th:
no fucking way
Played April 12th:
no fucking way
Played august 10th:
Ohh opibaby bird opila bird delightfult bird so wide eyed and beautiful how could theu have done this to you you were jjst a baby a small.little baby...
CHOO CHOO CARL.
Ohh opibaby bird opila bird delightfult bird so wide eyed and beautiful how could theu have done this to you you were jjst a baby a small.little baby...
CHOO CHOO CARL.
Jan 1st 2024
sees magnifying glass on the floor
oh! its magifying glass breasts giggle this is so good chat we only need 2 more! turns around
scary girl
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sees magnifying glass on the floor
oh! its magifying glass breasts giggle this is so good chat we only need 2 more! turns around
scary girl
kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Played April 4th: you move very slow and there's so many invisible walls.
Played october 10th
I fell asleep but it was so short that when i woke up i didnt know where i was and i hallucinated hilda still playing but she wasnt actually
I fell asleep but it was so short that when i woke up i didnt know where i was and i hallucinated hilda still playing but she wasnt actually
Played at a point in january 2024
okay guys. so, you might think my itchio game is normal, but actually when you walk outside youll notice something wacky. Thats right, SHOES. on the ground! Ok, so thats crazy. But it wasnt crazy enough. My house? Its freaky. I go in there, and theres blood on the walls and shit! It wasnt there before oooo. But i'll go further. Freaky fucking jpg! Now youre really freaked. I cant stop myself guys.... SLAVERY. oh yeah, now thats scary.
okay guys. so, you might think my itchio game is normal, but actually when you walk outside youll notice something wacky. Thats right, SHOES. on the ground! Ok, so thats crazy. But it wasnt crazy enough. My house? Its freaky. I go in there, and theres blood on the walls and shit! It wasnt there before oooo. But i'll go further. Freaky fucking jpg! Now youre really freaked. I cant stop myself guys.... SLAVERY. oh yeah, now thats scary.
November 30th
I dont know if this was the one but hamtaro did a lot and spoke a lot and played dress up
This is 200th game for 200 hams
I dont know if this was the one but hamtaro did a lot and spoke a lot and played dress up
This is 200th game for 200 hams
What the fuck is this
Played may 24th:
Oouuuuuuuhh oouuuhhhhh nooooooo.... noooooooooo.....
Played may 24th:
Oouuuuuuuhh oouuuhhhhh nooooooo.... noooooooooo.....
Played 29th feb 2024
she killed her self. or not. its so #funny and #crazey when girls jump off roofs. apathy is the best approach to this situation. after all why should i distrust someone with such a strong hand on the pulse of the mentally disturbed. YOU go crazy.
she killed her self. or not. its so #funny and #crazey when girls jump off roofs. apathy is the best approach to this situation. after all why should i distrust someone with such a strong hand on the pulse of the mentally disturbed. YOU go crazy.
Played at some point in september:
Baka baka baka. The mantra of thr fastest girl alive. Shes going to beat you to do death so watch out.
Baka baka baka. The mantra of thr fastest girl alive. Shes going to beat you to do death so watch out.
Dec 8th:
She was right! It wasnt funny! Why didnt we listen to her... i gotta shake my hips out of here! Waiter! Check please!
She was right! It wasnt funny! Why didnt we listen to her... i gotta shake my hips out of here! Waiter! Check please!
Oh my god i hope i pass boob school
(She dropped out! what a fool! forgot this was here too, now its twice.)
(She dropped out! what a fool! forgot this was here too, now its twice.)
Played April 23:
slender? Woman slender? female slender sauntering sexily down the hallway as I collect my books? My sexy books?
slender? Woman slender? female slender sauntering sexily down the hallway as I collect my books? My sexy books?
Jan 12th 2024
Sad game mostly pertaining to the death of a family member. Hilda can not read
Sad game mostly pertaining to the death of a family member. Hilda can not read
Played november 30th
Failed quota. Sucked so hard. Skipped tutorial. Walteer
Failed quota. Sucked so hard. Skipped tutorial. Walteer
Dec 27th
REDDIT, AITA? i (24) was driving along, in my chungus climplets RV when i decided to stop at a diner. I went in, greeted the waitress (tipped her 50%) and then remembered: i always pees bwfore i ate! So i (24) went to the batgroom. Now, i looked at the sink twice and it distracted me so bad i forgot to close the dungus door! But i already had my pants down, and the disfunction of the sink and the door caused me to just let my urine loose all over the floor. Now, i tipped 50%, so Reddit, aita for pissing on the floor? By the way i LOVE jackspectic eye and i cant women (except sister)
REDDIT, AITA? i (24) was driving along, in my chungus climplets RV when i decided to stop at a diner. I went in, greeted the waitress (tipped her 50%) and then remembered: i always pees bwfore i ate! So i (24) went to the batgroom. Now, i looked at the sink twice and it distracted me so bad i forgot to close the dungus door! But i already had my pants down, and the disfunction of the sink and the door caused me to just let my urine loose all over the floor. Now, i tipped 50%, so Reddit, aita for pissing on the floor? By the way i LOVE jackspectic eye and i cant women (except sister)
Played september 23rd
Oh my god that lady has ber underwear out quickly put the batteries in the remote zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh it was friendship.
Oh my god that lady has ber underwear out quickly put the batteries in the remote zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh it was friendship.
Played july 18th:
Is mort any less of a chicken for being a hero? He saves us, the children.....he walked on water. He walked on cubes. we wouldnt be anything without his courage.
Is mort any less of a chicken for being a hero? He saves us, the children.....he walked on water. He walked on cubes. we wouldnt be anything without his courage.
Feb 2024
JANE... SHEs gonna Kill Jeff and Kidnap his brother Its Time for the Sneaking section i zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
JANE... SHEs gonna Kill Jeff and Kidnap his brother Its Time for the Sneaking section i zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Played october 31st
rhe worst day of my life, i saw her. An angel in human* form. Squirting her gun at all my foes. And then i saw another one. Doing the same thing, with a different gun. And oh... could she ever jump. was i not impressed...
¹she looked bad.
rhe worst day of my life, i saw her. An angel in human* form. Squirting her gun at all my foes. And then i saw another one. Doing the same thing, with a different gun. And oh... could she ever jump. was i not impressed...
¹she looked bad.
I played this as a child and loved it.. should of been a red herring, with the squirting mechanic and all
Played match 26th: the game froze and she lost all her progress. NOOO.... she hated the squirtibg part she can't handle it. But oh, i can.
Played match 26th: the game froze and she lost all her progress. NOOO.... she hated the squirtibg part she can't handle it. But oh, i can.
Played april 29th:
Game was suprisingly cute but i beaned it out of there quick
Game was suprisingly cute but i beaned it out of there quick
Could be fun
Played sometime in june:
A pretty blatant attempt to cash in on acnh success but the tutorials were insanely long and outside of that, there wasnt much to interact with
Played sometime in june:
A pretty blatant attempt to cash in on acnh success but the tutorials were insanely long and outside of that, there wasnt much to interact with
Played may 7th: soo evil.. oh my god... so wicked, and twisted... i really just did not know when it would end, the blood and muck and sadness and ect.
Jan 10th
Really cool. Really scary. Really egg-like and really colors.
Really cool. Really scary. Really egg-like and really colors.
Played as a kid and loved it, let's see how it holds up now
Played April 21st:
It was going well but then hilda computer crash ):
Played April 21st:
It was going well but then hilda computer crash ):
Played on April 18th:
Booooooooooooooooooooo
Booooooooooooooooooooo
Played june 8th:
I was playing a game and listening to her play... hearing about sexist ghosts haunting frat women was more entertaining than anything i would of witnessed
I was playing a game and listening to her play... hearing about sexist ghosts haunting frat women was more entertaining than anything i would of witnessed
Played october 11th
they did surgery on an oni, make him scarier. but this was botched. Shout out to RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they did surgery on an oni, make him scarier. but this was botched. Shout out to RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Played october 11th
oh my lady, clantly boobed. Unfortunately, was your voice not annoyin. how sad.
oh my lady, clantly boobed. Unfortunately, was your voice not annoyin. how sad.
Played august 7th:
I painted and hello kitty was busy rescueing. Werked her tail off in several different fits. Stopped bombs and missiles, violence and terror. All with that golden hammer.
I painted and hello kitty was busy rescueing. Werked her tail off in several different fits. Stopped bombs and missiles, violence and terror. All with that golden hammer.
Played april 29th:
this pig is so lonely and everyone hates her and wont tell her that shes going to die. RAT?
53 Comments
TaleSpin for the Genesis, Wrath of the Black Manta, Mr. Bones.
@BEAUTIFULBRUTE wtf CURS.... I'm unfollowing till we get an indepth, 13 paragraph critical analysis of Barbie secret agent :P added!
@Weatherby added! Though Mr Bones is a masterpiece that doesn't deserve to be put on here next to dramatical murder
@Weatherby added! Though Mr Bones is a masterpiece that doesn't deserve to be put on here next to dramatical murder
My hair is going to go grey by 30
Sorry but I think Mr. Bones is one of the worst games I've played on the Saturn. Although it is very conceptually Interesting.
W... what's wrong with grey hair by 30...? : (
W... what's wrong with grey hair by 30...? : (
I don't know how to feel about knowing somebody else is being forced to play dramatical murder like i am later this year
@Weatherby Grey hair is fuckin awesome but the stress I will be put under to get it by 30 is less awesome
@appreciations I'm so sorry to hear that we can form a comradery in losing our dignity
@Hilda: Solidarity in whatever madness that game is going to be, lmao. Godspeed.
+ Cat Go! ultimate challenge
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Ghost Master >:)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Ghost Master >:)
@appreciations dmmd is my nuke, the bad game to end all games. Admittedly I did play this as an child who probably shouldn't of been looking at this stuff. I'm not sure either of us can survive playing this one.
@CURS NOOO barbie... how could you...? One sliding block puzzle is way more bearable than 50, however.
@Weatherby why are there so many talespins, I just assumed they were all the same game lmao. Also you're probably right about Mr Bones but I respect what they were going for.
@CURS NOOO barbie... how could you...? One sliding block puzzle is way more bearable than 50, however.
@Weatherby why are there so many talespins, I just assumed they were all the same game lmao. Also you're probably right about Mr Bones but I respect what they were going for.
oh & of course Spice World but it's good i promise.................
@hilda nothing can possibly be worse than the devil in me, even reading about aoba's hair nerves
@BEAUTIFULBRUTE cat go sounds promising (:< thank you !
@BEAUTIFULBRUTE cat go sounds promising (:< thank you !
Oh my god what is spice world. How have i not heard of this...we have to play this immediately.
that's the right cat go!
we'll all have matching spice world pfps by the end of this
we'll all have matching spice world pfps by the end of this
Oh my god that's where your pfp is from... it's all coming together. If I wasnt so attached to this leaf cat id match with you in a heartbeat
@moschidae I'm still not playing alvin and the chipmunks
No dmmd? No alvin and the chipmunks: chipwrecked for the Nintendo wii and xbox 360? And I called you my friend....
dmmd will come later...
Who the fuck is Hilda and why would you force her ti olay It's My Birthday on the Wii 😭
@PeterGabriel hilda is my friend and trust me its my birthday is the least offendable thing on this list lol. Theres quite a bit of competition for title of the worst game when youre sandwiched between mr beans wacky world and the creepy syndrome
Weatherby
1 year ago