May 2024

"Dont judge a book by their cover" or so they say. sometimes this saying is right. sometimes the cover is so loud thag we drown out all other thoughts. i didnt expect her to do what she did. But she did it anyways despite the haters. she won where her father lost. shes here and he is not. she killed bigfoot and gave me.the courauge to go after a 'foot of my own. my back hurts.

Played in may 2024

my borthar im sorry he has taken my kidney and killed my you but at least i have my awesome washcloth

May 13th 2024

OH.... MY... JOSH! talk about a HAPY ENDING! oppa bird and everyone is okay. Banbalina was CHEATING on banban with janjan. you just dont know who to trust nowadays. Im also addicted to cigarettes.

♡♡MY PXSSY IN BIO♡♡

May 14th 2023

BOOBS

DILDO

POUND

NIPPLES

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FEMALE !!!! Haaaahh haaaaaahhhh hah hah aaahhhhhh (awooga.)

April 5 2024

boobi my assistant. I got a coin.

Played at a point in may

she sucked sooo bad it was honestly embarrassing. the wolf girl, she could bounce me off a platform into some mud, if u catch my #drift

April 11 2024

Omg guys i just read the wikipedia page for bpd and i think i have an idea thatll finally make this undertale mario & luigi doki doki creepypastas club thing happen

Played march 29th 2024

They should of built up to the driving out of bound weathertenko mario 64 speedrun any percent glitchless abney27 summoningsalt luigi circuit blindfolded raimbow road 1flap canonless beat strats

played at some point in april

mario hack and hilda didnt let me see any of the images and she sucked really bad and played it.relly bad. iuuuuughhhhh

Tonyzaret video

Played 26th feb 2024

So... yeah. My furry girlfriend turned out to be an actually werewolf, but before we could get to first base this nerd in my class brought out a shotgun and threatened to shoot up the school! And i was like uhmmmm so that just happened??? I mean, who brings a SHOTGUN to a school shooting. Thats cringier than the time my teacher interrupted class to t pose! Anyways, that basically sums up my #awkwardsauce life

Feb 2024

JANE... SHEs gonna Kill Jeff and Kidnap his brother Its Time for the Sneaking section i zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Feb 2024

Hilda (depressed): if i played russian roulette i wouldnt be scared

grandpa

Feb 11th 2024

My BROTHER.... my jeffrey flesh and dahmer blood.... you spared .me.......

I believe it will come out

Played 29th feb 2024

she killed her self. or not. its so #funny and #crazey when girls jump off roofs. apathy is the best approach to this situation. after all why should i distrust someone with such a strong hand on the pulse of the mentally disturbed. YOU go crazy.

Feb 2024

Depression... i.... makeing me CRAZY... i.... a CRAZY PERSON. i SEE things. Yea, thats not NORMAL. my mom? Hates me. Her hysteria. But i. I love her. Because.... shes CRAZY too. Were all CRAZY. We are Crazy.

Feb 10th 2024

skip the fart scene?

Feb 10th 2024

RIP DOWN ALL THE PAINTINGS. HURRY. SEXUAL CONTENT WARNING. WET USELESS WOMEN WAITING FOR YOU!

Feb 1st

The long lasted emotional struggle between wanting to play monkey ball, and masturbate. finally solved. Thanks man.

Jan 15th 2024

Artorias: The abyss is consuming me. i can hardly put up a fight anymore, I can feel its way clawing through my body... I can only hope for a swift end.

Debt Collector LuLu Bear: girl! You better put up a fight or i will sell you to goblins! Now do a sexy 13,000 dollar dance.

Played at a point in january 2024

okay guys. so, you might think my itchio game is normal, but actually when you walk outside youll notice something wacky. Thats right, SHOES. on the ground! Ok, so thats crazy. But it wasnt crazy enough. My house? Its freaky. I go in there, and theres blood on the walls and shit! It wasnt there before oooo. But i'll go further. Freaky fucking jpg! Now youre really freaked. I cant stop myself guys.... SLAVERY. oh yeah, now thats scary.

Jan 12th 2024

This game LIED on its steam store page and it isnt even close to being as cool as honey select or my FAVORITE GAME Live Stream One AND Two and it was STUPID and I hated it and it was really, really, very, bad. You ARE responsible. Dont even lie to me

Jan 1st 2024

sees magnifying glass on the floor
oh! its magifying glass breasts giggle this is so good chat we only need 2 more! turns around
scary girl
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Jan 1st 2024

Oh my god. I almoast lego'd all over the floor. oh my god

Dec 27th

REDDIT, AITA? i (24) was driving along, in my chungus climplets RV when i decided to stop at a diner. I went in, greeted the waitress (tipped her 50%) and then remembered: i always pees bwfore i ate! So i (24) went to the batgroom. Now, i looked at the sink twice and it distracted me so bad i forgot to close the dungus door! But i already had my pants down, and the disfunction of the sink and the door caused me to just let my urine loose all over the floor. Now, i tipped 50%, so Reddit, aita for pissing on the floor? By the way i LOVE jackspectic eye and i cant women (except sister)

Jan 11th

We are gathered here today to remember our dear friend, Frogger. This tombstone is for one half of him. And this tombstone, the other. For he was split in two by a spike machine. May D carry his soul to another plane. Amen.

December 28th

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oh... my word. i wish there was a beautiful closet woman to comfort me. but that would never happen.

2024 February

uhhh.... ahhh.... shee was standing there, ass in her hair. without a care.

Dec 22nd

She masturbated her ankles. this god damn clutz. cant do anything right.

December

the standards are below. average. wheres the bouncy bloobie babes? What might i laugh at, soured my mood did the gameplay. This girl walking so slowly. Cant lift cement off a floor. Such what is the point. Hair pussy? I dont even care.

Played feb 1st

Please reach level 5 in Boobs and Being Licked to access this review

Dec 8th:

She was right! It wasnt funny! Why didnt we listen to her... i gotta shake my hips out of here! Waiter! Check please!

Played dec 10th

uh... the grenade exploded and... uh...myth busted! soo... time to... buy stuff from my own warehouse... maybe.... i think.....where am i..

Played september 11th 2001

asshole game

played dec 8th

flight 747, ready and waiting for takeoff. Oh just kidding i cant have gay DEMON sex with my clothes on. Worst experience of my life, me and my hot pants are out.

Dec 6th

ok bye martha.

November 30th

I dont know if this was the one but hamtaro did a lot and spoke a lot and played dress up

This is 200th game for 200 hams

Played november 30th

Failed quota. Sucked so hard. Skipped tutorial. Walteer

Dec 10th

RAVEN! INCOMING BOMB! TAKE COVER, TRENCHES! HUT TWO HUT TWO. WE WILL WIN THIS WAR WHATEVER IT TAKES

Dec 3rd

The quest for a hottie babe comes to an end. Dog people and obsessions with dog people have never been more enthralling. But were the dog people ever real? Perhaps we imagined it..... oh darn, im on fire.....

Nov 30th

When thaaaaa anhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh ahaaaaa ahmmmmm impaaaaaahhh ahhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhh hahaaaahhh aaaahhhhhhhimpostarhhhhhhhhh 11 of them. 80 speed.

Dec 10th

Neighbors were yelling the whole time so i was focusing on them to make sure there was not a killer around and abound. She got eaten, by a door. Didnt save anything! what!

Played december 1st

so sloppy and empty. hated this, dont lead me on with an image of a cow.

Played october 20th

my dear brother jeff you were in a hospital. Many laughs at your expense, tearfully tearing eyes away from boobs to finish your game. the struggles i had trying to make hilda finish this. the desperate search for distraction. jajaja

An amendment:
Finally we can understand the story of Jeffrey dahmer the killer. His mommy go crazy and is no importance. Go away. Less boobs this time but more bad words and a slur

October 18th:

They had the gall to wrangle together a game that couldnt even take itself seriously for half a second with zero atmosphere and no redeeming qualities and even still they had the audacity to make a joke of the Andes rugby team mountain crash. Also, werewolves? Wolves? No... just generic gmod creatures... absolute puke.

A man cut off his arm- dramatic action. Zero gravity. Also, he would die. From shock. I wish he did.

Dec 10th

This is my favorite game!

Dec 2nd

WHAT WAS THE EXPERIMENT

Played october 11th

oh my lady, clantly boobed. Unfortunately, was your voice not annoyin. how sad.

Played october 20th

jeff exhaustion. jeff nialhism. all these glicthes and errors. Shes the irate gamer.

Played october 31st

umm... weird. my dirty dishes and flith rags are stinking more than usual. i do believe the brick of self defense will not come in handy here... the case of the killer with mental illness has yet to come to a close.

Played october 11th

they did surgery on an oni, make him scarier. but this was botched. Shout out to RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god i hope i pass boob school

(She dropped out! what a fool! forgot this was here too, now its twice.)

Dec 25th

This isnt funny any longer
sad, sad tears of a clown.
whirlpool of
sadness
hildas, deflated
defeated
emptied of joy
button puzzle

"Metroidvania for girls"

Dec 12

thaat was not for girls. I dont know who we were protecting. It obviously wasnt me.

Played september 23rd

Oh my god that lady has ber underwear out quickly put the batteries in the remote zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh it was friendship.

Played september 21st

Sprints at 80 miles per hour and slaps you in the face face with my unbearably huge fucking knockers. Only one aerola.

Jan 7th 2024

that guys arm is soo funny aha theres a frog ahha zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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ah aha hey wheres the game

Played october 7th

lasanga maria called me the f word! But i was asleep. Shit garbage. Nick, KILL yourself NOW!

'Played' on september 23rd

how am i supposed to develop a personality when my abusive girlfriend is SUCH a silly little goose????!??!? trip and grace with a twist

September 23rd

I want mineral ter! I want italy photo and couch. Trips ~fabulous~ home continues to be full of silliness. I am going to clip into your balcony now, okay.

Played at some point in september:

Baka baka baka. The mantra of thr fastest girl alive. Shes going to beat you to do death so watch out.

Played september 1st:
Holy fucign shit dhe .jumped that .cat off so many buildings

Played october 10th

I fell asleep but it was so short that when i woke up i didnt know where i was and i hallucinated hilda still playing but she wasnt actually