spider nipples

this is a better game than peace walker in almost every way, except it is horrible to play

untitled godzilla game

i hate it and we probably played 1000 hours of it

smash bros before it got all overstuffed

anyone that says they played this is lying

best game on 3ds? maybe!

spines don't bend that way

pika pi

this manages to feel like a bunch of classic video games all at once, without any of the nonsense we had to put up with 20 years ago. it does things i have wished many other games would do and does them incredibly effectively.

you take a barrel full of monkeys and you make it boring

HD version is ugly and bad, but it's still wind waker, so it's pretty good

not as good as mp1, not as bad as mp2

i hate it

all the fun of getting knocked around by sine wave horizontally-moving medusa heads from castlevania followed by the fun of waiting for moving platforms from bad mascot platformers. i might have to check my maths but i think that equals zero fun!