samankovan
2015
Incel Simulator
unfun and boring; made solely to be edgy and gain attention because of it
unfun and boring; made solely to be edgy and gain attention because of it
This game is so fucking great you start to think maybe communists/socialists are right
-Great eye-catching art style
-Gameplay is very basic; go from A to B, talk to X, and most importantly use your skills points smartly
-Sound tracks are alright but nothing special in my opinion. The voice acting however is fucking amazing. You can sense the emotion of even the least important characters.
-Story and writing is supposed to be the main selling point of this game, and it rightfully is. The story is interesting, the characters and the city are believable, and the writing is top notch...
great game worth every penny and every second
-Great eye-catching art style
-Gameplay is very basic; go from A to B, talk to X, and most importantly use your skills points smartly
-Sound tracks are alright but nothing special in my opinion. The voice acting however is fucking amazing. You can sense the emotion of even the least important characters.
-Story and writing is supposed to be the main selling point of this game, and it rightfully is. The story is interesting, the characters and the city are believable, and the writing is top notch...
great game worth every penny and every second
2010
Another great game by Obsidian but sometimes no matter how great a game is, it just isn't for you.
2012
One of the greatest stories told in the form of a video game; It's a shame the gameplay is so mediocre.
-Gameplay is really good but feels kind of old and out dated like most of the fps games from the 7th and 6th generations. But considering how old it is, it's pretty impressive; the AI is better than many of the games that come out these days.
-The Graphics are fine; great for 2005.
-Atmosphere doesn't really feel like the star wars movies, which is obviously because we are neither a Jedi nor a Sith; I'm not a huge fan of Star Wars franchise but I think they nailed what they were going for in this game.
-Story is probably the best thing of the game; the four commandos have really good chemistry and the missions they go through are interesting to follow; not to mention the cliff hanger in the end...
It's a must play if you like Star Wars or shooters that are a little older; but there is something with this game that I can't seem to figure out... Looking at the elements separately, they hold up well; but the game as a whole pack feels really out dated.
-The Graphics are fine; great for 2005.
-Atmosphere doesn't really feel like the star wars movies, which is obviously because we are neither a Jedi nor a Sith; I'm not a huge fan of Star Wars franchise but I think they nailed what they were going for in this game.
-Story is probably the best thing of the game; the four commandos have really good chemistry and the missions they go through are interesting to follow; not to mention the cliff hanger in the end...
It's a must play if you like Star Wars or shooters that are a little older; but there is something with this game that I can't seem to figure out... Looking at the elements separately, they hold up well; but the game as a whole pack feels really out dated.
1998
-Wow I can't wait to play the sequel to one of the greatest fps games of all time; I hope it's as charming, enjoyable, and well made as the first game...
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2019
This game is so fucking good it reminds me of sex.
-Gameplay is obviously the main thing of the game and boy oh boy is it fucking awesome... You have like a dozen of guns and a hundred dozen of enemies to butcher through. The fast pace is the cherry on top of it all; but sometimes you need to slow down so you can solve a bunch of puzzles which unlike expected they don't slow down the game.
-Graphics are beautiful; even though this is a remaster but the main game is as good, due to its eye catching art style. Although, it depends whether you like older games or not.
-Story is fine, better than expected. It's straight to the point and doesn't create any unneeded confusion.
-Honestly I don't remember shit about the soundtracks, so I think they are at least acceptable; because I didn't notice anything bad about them. The voice acting was pretty cool; specially for the protagonist, but some other ones were annoying which is understandable considering how old the game is and how video games were not taken serious as much as they are today.
-The game had two problems in my case; one was that it would crash every once in a while right after interacting with the skull symbol to finish the mission. And that the game is sometimes confusing; which I think is my own problem since I've gotten used to markers and maps and all these bullshits.
If you like shooter, just give it fucking shot no matter whether you like retro games or not.
-Gameplay is obviously the main thing of the game and boy oh boy is it fucking awesome... You have like a dozen of guns and a hundred dozen of enemies to butcher through. The fast pace is the cherry on top of it all; but sometimes you need to slow down so you can solve a bunch of puzzles which unlike expected they don't slow down the game.
-Graphics are beautiful; even though this is a remaster but the main game is as good, due to its eye catching art style. Although, it depends whether you like older games or not.
-Story is fine, better than expected. It's straight to the point and doesn't create any unneeded confusion.
-Honestly I don't remember shit about the soundtracks, so I think they are at least acceptable; because I didn't notice anything bad about them. The voice acting was pretty cool; specially for the protagonist, but some other ones were annoying which is understandable considering how old the game is and how video games were not taken serious as much as they are today.
-The game had two problems in my case; one was that it would crash every once in a while right after interacting with the skull symbol to finish the mission. And that the game is sometimes confusing; which I think is my own problem since I've gotten used to markers and maps and all these bullshits.
If you like shooter, just give it fucking shot no matter whether you like retro games or not.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have yet another action adventure game made by Disney in 2000s; and as you would expect it, it sucks ass.
The only thing about this game that I didn't hate much is the gameplay; it's not good, but it's acceptable. Everything else is bad... I wonder if the sequel is any better
The only thing about this game that I didn't hate much is the gameplay; it's not good, but it's acceptable. Everything else is bad... I wonder if the sequel is any better
2001
"I Know What You're Thinking, Another Bent Cop. Well, It's A Bent World."
-Graphics are good with me; but it really depends on whether you play old games or not. It might be a pain in your ass, it might be your hardest cum...
-Sound design is really good, holds up really well as you would expect from a Rockstar game. Music is great; but I prefer Vice City's.
-Gameplay... There isn't much to say here really. If you have played a Rockstar game that was out before Max Payne 3 (Rockstar's lab rat) then you should know how the gameplay works in here. One thing I want mention is that the game is hard; like almost every game released at that time. It was the time that you would expect some challenge and not for everything to be earned easily. BTW, there is no map.
-The Writing is like the gameplay; average Rockstar shit.
-Physics is in my mind way better than vice city; yeah cars blow up faster and stuff, but I think it's more buyable. And poles don't just fall off with a simple accident.
-The atmosphere is really good. Dark Good. Not as good as Vice City; but still...
I started playing this game basically right after I finished Vice City, and the short time gap between them made me compare these two a lot. Both great games; not sure which I like better though.
-Graphics are good with me; but it really depends on whether you play old games or not. It might be a pain in your ass, it might be your hardest cum...
-Sound design is really good, holds up really well as you would expect from a Rockstar game. Music is great; but I prefer Vice City's.
-Gameplay... There isn't much to say here really. If you have played a Rockstar game that was out before Max Payne 3 (Rockstar's lab rat) then you should know how the gameplay works in here. One thing I want mention is that the game is hard; like almost every game released at that time. It was the time that you would expect some challenge and not for everything to be earned easily. BTW, there is no map.
-The Writing is like the gameplay; average Rockstar shit.
-Physics is in my mind way better than vice city; yeah cars blow up faster and stuff, but I think it's more buyable. And poles don't just fall off with a simple accident.
-The atmosphere is really good. Dark Good. Not as good as Vice City; but still...
I started playing this game basically right after I finished Vice City, and the short time gap between them made me compare these two a lot. Both great games; not sure which I like better though.
2010
"Omega 3 fatty acids are good for your heart."
-Graphics are good, considering the game was made 13 years ago it's pretty fucking amazing what they did with facial expressions; they are a little creepy though.
-The atmosphere is really good; it's practically the Twin Peaks but with a different name. The woods, the town, the buildings are perfectly fit together.
-Music is great by itself but it doesn't do much favor to the atmosphere; maybe a little to the story.
-Story is the main thing in the game, obviously; and it's written very well. But it can be quite confusing on the first run.
-Gameplay is a pain in the ass. I really thought I would give this game better than a 3.5 but when I got back to it, I realized why many people don't give much more than that. Alan can' fucking run; he can, but he looks like a toddler that was born yesterday in the body of a man who has recently had a stroke. Dodging is even worse, you have to calculate the movement of each enemy and find out how many microseconds it will take them to attack you so you can press the key at the perfect moment. Because if you don't they are just going to kill you since Alan's animation is too fucking long and they just keep on stabbing you until you are dead.
As much as I am a fan of Remedy and Sam Lake's writing; this one is definitely not one of my favorites. But considering how Remedy has always tried to push themselves further and improve their works, Alan Wake 2 is still exciting for me and I'm hyped for it.
-Graphics are good, considering the game was made 13 years ago it's pretty fucking amazing what they did with facial expressions; they are a little creepy though.
-The atmosphere is really good; it's practically the Twin Peaks but with a different name. The woods, the town, the buildings are perfectly fit together.
-Music is great by itself but it doesn't do much favor to the atmosphere; maybe a little to the story.
-Story is the main thing in the game, obviously; and it's written very well. But it can be quite confusing on the first run.
-Gameplay is a pain in the ass. I really thought I would give this game better than a 3.5 but when I got back to it, I realized why many people don't give much more than that. Alan can' fucking run; he can, but he looks like a toddler that was born yesterday in the body of a man who has recently had a stroke. Dodging is even worse, you have to calculate the movement of each enemy and find out how many microseconds it will take them to attack you so you can press the key at the perfect moment. Because if you don't they are just going to kill you since Alan's animation is too fucking long and they just keep on stabbing you until you are dead.
As much as I am a fan of Remedy and Sam Lake's writing; this one is definitely not one of my favorites. But considering how Remedy has always tried to push themselves further and improve their works, Alan Wake 2 is still exciting for me and I'm hyped for it.
Stealing a pedestrian's Car :
"You've got insurance, so don't be a prick."
- Graphics are pretty fucking amazing consider this game is more than 2 decades old. Not only it holds up perfectly but it also creates a great atmosphere since the setting is old as well; plus, it's still better than the remastered version.
-Gameplay is fine. Gunfights are decent considering the date; the driving... Man oh man... I've lost count of how many times I lost in races.
-The story is "GTA" story. You should keep you expectations as low as possible; it's just going to be a revenge story with a different theme. The story is my least favorite one of the series (The ones I've played). But the writing is really good; most of the jokes work really well, not only the ones in the dialogues between the characters but also the radio.
-Music is great. Possibly the best thing in the whole game. Made me go back and check some synth-pop songs and reminisce the time in which I never existed. The radios also have some of the best jokes in the game that would crack yo up while you are running away from certain death.
-The atmosphere is really good; it really catches the 80s vibe.
-This game has some problems that are due to old age but there are also some really good things about it that wasn't used again. For example, when you get "wasted" or "busted" during a mission, most of the times a cap shows up near the hospital/police station to get you back to where you should get the mission; it is a real gift specially in the dead city of Vice City where street are empty (You don't need to get Kaufman Cabs for it but I'm not sure if this things happens from the very beginning).
Overall I think GTA Vice City is a good game; but that's it. For me the music, some jokes, and Ray Liotta were the best thing. Worth playing, but not the greatest GTA, unless you have a lot of old memories of it. Oh BTW, don' forget to get assets from early in the game or you'll have to spend hours by the end of the game gathering money to do so (Last to missions depend on your assets).
"You've got insurance, so don't be a prick."
- Graphics are pretty fucking amazing consider this game is more than 2 decades old. Not only it holds up perfectly but it also creates a great atmosphere since the setting is old as well; plus, it's still better than the remastered version.
-Gameplay is fine. Gunfights are decent considering the date; the driving... Man oh man... I've lost count of how many times I lost in races.
-The story is "GTA" story. You should keep you expectations as low as possible; it's just going to be a revenge story with a different theme. The story is my least favorite one of the series (The ones I've played). But the writing is really good; most of the jokes work really well, not only the ones in the dialogues between the characters but also the radio.
-Music is great. Possibly the best thing in the whole game. Made me go back and check some synth-pop songs and reminisce the time in which I never existed. The radios also have some of the best jokes in the game that would crack yo up while you are running away from certain death.
-The atmosphere is really good; it really catches the 80s vibe.
-This game has some problems that are due to old age but there are also some really good things about it that wasn't used again. For example, when you get "wasted" or "busted" during a mission, most of the times a cap shows up near the hospital/police station to get you back to where you should get the mission; it is a real gift specially in the dead city of Vice City where street are empty (You don't need to get Kaufman Cabs for it but I'm not sure if this things happens from the very beginning).
Overall I think GTA Vice City is a good game; but that's it. For me the music, some jokes, and Ray Liotta were the best thing. Worth playing, but not the greatest GTA, unless you have a lot of old memories of it. Oh BTW, don' forget to get assets from early in the game or you'll have to spend hours by the end of the game gathering money to do so (Last to missions depend on your assets).
2022
You just woke up in a pile of dead people and your goal is to make more piles by killing the assassin's creed members who all look like Ezio but have guns and magicians
-Gameplay kicks ass; technically it's your basic boomer shooter gameplay but very well executed
-The level design is really good. Even though in these kind of games you should only run, slide, rip and tear; but in Cultic there are times where you should take it slow. The design of maps is good but not the best. Some of the levels are confusing and get annoying.
-The story is straight up and simple but still not needed or important; as John Carmack says "Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important."
-Graphics are obviously pixelated but very well detailed despite that.
-Soundtracks are really good, and that's about it.
-BLOOD, a lot of fucking BLOOD. So much that your characters looks like a used tampon after each level. Disgusting in reality; but fucking amazing in this game.
Not much more to say about this game; great shooter and specially a great entry for newbies to the boomer shooter genre.
-Gameplay kicks ass; technically it's your basic boomer shooter gameplay but very well executed
-The level design is really good. Even though in these kind of games you should only run, slide, rip and tear; but in Cultic there are times where you should take it slow. The design of maps is good but not the best. Some of the levels are confusing and get annoying.
-The story is straight up and simple but still not needed or important; as John Carmack says "Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important."
-Graphics are obviously pixelated but very well detailed despite that.
-Soundtracks are really good, and that's about it.
-BLOOD, a lot of fucking BLOOD. So much that your characters looks like a used tampon after each level. Disgusting in reality; but fucking amazing in this game.
Not much more to say about this game; great shooter and specially a great entry for newbies to the boomer shooter genre.
2022
Unexpectedly entertaining indie side scroller.
-The graphics are very very simple but still charming
-The gameplay is simple run, jump and shoot
-The music is average but suits the game
-Game design can be irritating at some points; not sure if it was intended
-the game doesn't have a story
the game is like 20mb and free; give it a shot if you got the time for it
-The graphics are very very simple but still charming
-The gameplay is simple run, jump and shoot
-The music is average but suits the game
-Game design can be irritating at some points; not sure if it was intended
-the game doesn't have a story
the game is like 20mb and free; give it a shot if you got the time for it
2021
-Eye catching pixel art; but the animations are not very good.
-Cute but sad historical story based in communist Poland
-Music is just fine
-Nothing special about the gameplay
The game is very short and takes very little storage; plus it's free. Give it a shot
-Cute but sad historical story based in communist Poland
-Music is just fine
-Nothing special about the gameplay
The game is very short and takes very little storage; plus it's free. Give it a shot
2020
-Beautiful and well-detailed 8-bit art style
-The soundtracks are really nice and set the tone of this futuristic 8-bit universe
-Gameplay is simple but the height of it is the conversation and the options you have
-The story is just good enough to play through it; it has its own flaws but still worth the time
this game is far too good to be free
-The soundtracks are really nice and set the tone of this futuristic 8-bit universe
-Gameplay is simple but the height of it is the conversation and the options you have
-The story is just good enough to play through it; it has its own flaws but still worth the time
this game is far too good to be free