games with enemies where if i met them irl, i would make them bite the curb

suggestions are encouraged

The Legend of Zelda
The Legend of Zelda
the darknuts. GOD JUST FUCKING TURN SO I CAN HIT YOU
Marvel's Spider-Man 2
Marvel's Spider-Man 2
the green symbiotes. they take a million hits and everytime you try to hit them they dodge and then you have to dodge and then etc etc
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
the skeleton guys. their projectiles are so fast and mostly there a multiple of them in a single room
Spelunky
Spelunky
the hornets in jungle are my worst nightmare
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
the medusa heads. idk why, but they're at their most annoying here
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros.
the hammer bros. there's one in 8-2 or 8-3 idr but he can smd
Super Bomberman
Super Bomberman
those blue jelly things, why can they eat your bombs??
Super Punch-Out!!
Super Punch-Out!!
hoy quarlow, idc if he's 80 and has no teeth i'll still make him devour that curb
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
every moving platform. ik it's not a real enemy but i've gotten crushed so many fucking times by them
Mega Man
Mega Man
those smiling propeller guys, they aren't too hard to take down after you understand their pattern, but when i do get hit, their smile pisses me off beyond belief
Kung Fu
Kung Fu
the midgets, every single time they always jump on me
Ghosts 'n Goblins
Ghosts 'n Goblins
the red devil. nuff said
Ninja Gaiden
Ninja Gaiden
the birds. oh god the birds
Streets of Rage 2
Streets of Rage 2
jet. thankfully in sor3 they made it possible to hit him
Streets of Rage 3
Streets of Rage 3
electra. they take fucking forever to get up and as soon as they do they start whipping you. in the later levels they also have like 3 life bars so fuck that
Streets of Rage
Streets of Rage
mona and lisa, they're literally the only reasons why i don't replay this game that much
Contra: Hard Corps
Contra: Hard Corps
the spider in the ultimate being route. if i could beat him without dying 10 times, i could prob pull of a no death run
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
the random gangs. i cannot tell you how many times i had to redo the distribution asset mission because they would always pull me out of the car
PaRappa the Rapper
PaRappa the Rapper
the chicken. the input delay is so fucking bad man
Celeste
Celeste
madelines other self. idgaf if that's "apart of her" and she was "trying to keep her safe" she was still annoying
Contra III: The Alien Wars
Contra III: The Alien Wars
the stage 5 boss. literally gives me trauma
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy VII
Suggested by hotpoppah
"As iconic as they are, I cannot stand fighting Final Fantasy Cactuars. I want to squish them under my boot."

4 Comments


29 days ago

As iconic as they are, I cannot stand fighting Final Fantasy Cactuars. I want to squish them under my boot.

29 days ago

@hotpoppah idk which ff you were talking about so i just guessed 7 lol, thanks for the suggestion

28 days ago

@2manyW 7 works. They appear in every game after 6!! And I will squish them everytime!!

28 days ago

@hotpoppah LMAO


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