unfortunately I can't put this game on here multiple times for each protagonist so I'm ranking Ryuki. they put him in the microwave. canonically.

this is already battler microwaving simulator is it not

putting haruaki fusaishi in a centrifuge. what's wrong with him

thwacking kaname date against the wall like a webkinz full of milk

slowly rotating her at medium power. she looks miserable in there

you could do anything to this man

guy who says shit like "it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, to be honest" and "i'd rate this ceiling a 3.5" and "i used a shower once"

like, uh, y'know, nya

putting him on the popcorn setting

no single protagonist in this game but shout out to shogo. something wrong with him

still lots of story to go but i am gently swirling saturday around like ice with a little coffee stirrer

this one is for kaede. i would put her in there and she would say something like "we can get through this if we all work together!!"

gently defrost

apollo my friend apollo

honorable mention: from my very minimal understanding of the story they very much did put that man in the microwave

honorable mention: haven't played elsinore (YET) but I am very excited to rotate ophelia in my mind

she has been in the microwave too LONG i gotta get her OUT!

i am not done with murder by numbers but i do not have an excessive need to put honor inside any kitchen appliances. she's been through enough

he's just kind of there to be honest. i have like 3 other characters in this game i would very much like to study under a microscope though

not really

i don't feel the need to microwave these guys. diana would look at me like a kicked puppy. q is just a little guy. im too busy rotating junpei and akane so carlos has to be there to balance them out.

have only played this game so far so i don't necessarily know all the Deep Hershel Layton Lore but i think i will leave him be. however i wouldnt mind if HE put me in the microwave with a puzzle or two

sissel just needs a break to be honest

lady love dies is too powerful to be microwaved. she would dodge the rays like an ant. she would make the fall impact sound and walk out of there. nothing on the electromagnetic spectrum can breach the investigator's defenses.