you could do anything to this man

not really

putting him on the popcorn setting

this one is for kaede. i would put her in there and she would say something like "we can get through this if we all work together!!"

thwacking kaname date against the wall like a webkinz full of milk

guy who says shit like "it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, to be honest" and "i'd rate this ceiling a 3.5" and "i used a shower once"

sissel just needs a break to be honest

unfortunately I can't put this game on here multiple times for each protagonist so I'm ranking Ryuki. they put him in the microwave. canonically.

this is already battler microwaving simulator is it not

no single protagonist in this game but shout out to shogo. something wrong with him

honorable mention: from my very minimal understanding of the story they very much did put that man in the microwave

gently defrost

like, uh, y'know, nya

apollo my friend apollo

she has been in the microwave too LONG i gotta get her OUT!

have only played this game so far so i don't necessarily know all the Deep Hershel Layton Lore but i think i will leave him be. however i wouldnt mind if HE put me in the microwave with a puzzle or two

i don't feel the need to microwave these guys. diana would look at me like a kicked puppy. q is just a little guy. im too busy rotating junpei and akane so carlos has to be there to balance them out.

slowly rotating her at medium power. she looks miserable in there

lady love dies is too powerful to be microwaved. she would dodge the rays like an ant. she would make the fall impact sound and walk out of there. nothing on the electromagnetic spectrum can breach the investigator's defenses.

putting haruaki fusaishi in a centrifuge. what's wrong with him

i am not done with murder by numbers but i do not have an excessive need to put honor inside any kitchen appliances. she's been through enough

honorable mention: haven't played elsinore (YET) but I am very excited to rotate ophelia in my mind

still lots of story to go but i am gently swirling saturday around like ice with a little coffee stirrer

he's just kind of there to be honest. i have like 3 other characters in this game i would very much like to study under a microscope though