Blatant ripoff of Yiik

Fuck you American industrialist Elisha Otis. You should have been doing whatever 19th century people did for fun instead of inventing the first safety elevator and causing the chain of events that would lead to this game's map design existing.

Fun combat but still a shameless copy of the cinematic masterpiece Yiik: A Postmodern RPG

I now have to live the rest of my life with the knowledge that I died to Toad Man a nonzero amount of times

Megaman 5 devs intricately crafting the most mid game ever made

There's a level where you can invade a country for oil.
Finally, a game made for Americans like me.

Maybe one day, I'll actually beat that piece of shit final boss

I love Castlevania so much I wish dying was real

The Yiik rip-off somehow got a sequel

Tunnel Rhino's stage can go fuck itself

What a nice young man. I wonder if he knows what he's fighting for.

Convinced that the development process of this game as the writers spending most of their time making sure that one trial goes as hard as physically possible and then realizing "Oh yeah, we need three more of these"

Why would I ever have sex when there's no way it can be even half as good as this game

Wily being voiced without a German accent just feels wrong

Imagine being Capcom and saying "Alright, it's been twelve years since we made Megaman 8, let's make a Megaman game that makes all eight of its predecessors look like jokes"