9 out of 10 doctors recommend DQ7 as a treatment for insomnia.

The tale of how I accidentally captured the entire world and got tried for war crimes I didn’t know I committed.

An SMT game for people who don’t care for story or mythology, and just want to punch God and Satan in the face using the press turn system(So most SMT fans, really)

The 12 million typos add to the charm, I swear.

This game is a harsh reminder that fans should never care more about a series’ plot more then the actual devs do, lest they end up setting themselves up for disappointment.

If you’re ever wanted to play the JRPG equivalent of white bread, then this is the game for you.

Take a shot every time Citan is shown that he knows something that the rest of the party don’t know about.

It’s strange how to they made the villains so cartoonishly evil, as everyone knows that sexual predators, plagiarists, mafia bosses, corrupt CEOs, immoral prosecutors, and tyrannical politicians don’t exist in real life.

The greatest Abyss fiction you’ve ever played.

Considered the greatest, most tear-inducing piece of media of all time by people who only consume Nintendo games.

Playtonic was successfully able to capture the feel of playing a 90s collection, while unfortunately not accounting for the fact that the reason many people enjoyed those games are because they first played them when they were 5.

Not sure which parts of this game are actually symbolic and which parts are just bad but I’ve deluded myself into thinking they’re symbolically bad(and thus, good?) in order to cope with the fact I had to climb over 200 floors of a randomly generated dungeon.

Drankengard fans singing my praises after I beat them up and steal their wallets(I intended to give them a painful experience.)

Main character seems like the kind of guy who would review games on backlogged.