2022

I might not be able to read shit but I know an absurd difficulty spike when I see one

I'm moving to River City so Marian can punch me in the face everytime I go buy groceries

That guy who shouts to his phone scared me so I'll stop posting about this game

Please, women of the world, let Hideki Naganuma have many children

For a game called Yakuza ZERO it sure contains a lot of Japanese criminals

I receive: your soul
You receive: an amazing jazz album

Do all criminals get their money from destroying shit up with a tank and doing insurance fraud or is it just these guys?

An elaborate commentary on the white man and the use of other races for his selfish needs

I'm not gay. However, Papyrus

My two favourite things: philosophy and big juicy asses

Silly bug guy finds sword and kills god

Great game when you want to know which of your friends you should ignore (those who pick fire emblem characters)

I want to taste a star bit so bad