They cast Nolan North as Superman

Collect-a-thon platformer + Pikmin = Yes

What the base game should've been

A game too big for its Unity britches

I'm deducting 4 stars for the awful & unskippable "hold your Vita up to the light" sections

I really hope this is the SteamWorld Dig to a SteamWorld Dig 2

2018

Who knew grief could be so purrty?

If I had to relive the same few minutes talking about an affair over and over again, I guess I'd prefer to have an angry Willem Dafoe trying to kill me while it happened.

What the hell does Suda smoke?

Pretty subpar story stuff saved by the inclusion of phenomenal KH2 Final Mix-y boss fights

Pure, unadulterated open-world comfort food

I'll take a shorter & less bloated Spider-Man PS4 any day of the week

Fenyx Rising should be the poster child for player agency and sequence breaking in open-world video games

What Absolution sacrifices in open-ended design, it makes up for in extremely tight pacing and ridiculous polish

I want to bask in these tropical island vibes for the rest of eternity 😎