The fact that this video game has a tone that can pull off fart humor, include doofy slapstick, and highlight the hardships of a brutal genocide of an entire sentient race via cannibalism in the span of a couple minutes is beautiful ♥

I really hope this is the SteamWorld Dig to a SteamWorld Dig 2

I'm deducting 4 stars for the awful & unskippable "hold your Vita up to the light" sections

What the hell does Suda smoke?

I haven't the slightest clue how the NES ran something this sprawling

A direct sequel to Bioshock not made by the same folks has no excuse being this good

You slash
You kick
Every girl want protagonist dick

For a game so obsessed with being early-2000's cool, it's pretty impressive that it's still kinda early-2020's cool

Extraordinarily impressive as a Game Boy experiment, repetitive as a playable video game

A game full of stuff that's simultaneously borked and insanely impressive

A direct follow-up that's bigger, bolder, and riskier than its predecessor...and it was also made in 9 months somehow.

If I had to relive the same few minutes talking about an affair over and over again, I guess I'd prefer to have an angry Willem Dafoe trying to kill me while it happened.

Nintendo miraculously remembered how to make a good 2D Metroid and the result is a phenomenal companion piece to the NES original

Metroid 2 without the personality

A glimpse into the psyche of an absolute madman