Why am I not allowed to defect to the Soviet Union?

Life-changing for me and many others.

Didn't get past the first hour. Has too many bugs in it (scary).

Game's good, I guess. Was fucking my girlfriend the whole time, though.

Grimdark goodness.

Saccharine shit.

ProJared is spinning in his grave since they didn't resurrect him to voice Locke in this installment. A real missed opportunity to bring back his original VA in an otherwise fantastic remake.

They dared to make Elden Ring a good video game.

$70 DLC.

Transcends the Balan Curse.