cool levels, just have odd objectives and checkpoints

my favorite part had me moaning at an average of 1 moan per 30 seconds

they did it they did it they did it they did it backflips

All Smiles, "woulda been all over this as a kid" tier

didn't think a God of War would make me cry

you don't like these games more than me, these games were made for me, i can feel this game in my balls

not exaggerating one tiny bit when i say this is the greatest thing ever made

i'd let Van Zieks be racist to me

Thank you Konami....thank you....