JimTheSchoolGirl
2018
No karaoke, but you do get to beat up tons of cops. I'd like to hang out with these guys again.
It's beautiful, it's perfect. Playing again right now and it still looks incredible, the swordplay feels great, and the soundtrack kicks ass. Well overdue a re-release, don't even need to remaster it, just press the button and bang it out on everything right now.
2018
Got flushed into space because I can't type fast enough
2019
All the little references are charming at first, but it soon devolves into a Peter Kay routine. Frustrating as hell to play too, off physics and the cast of Friends is in it but you can't kill them? Avoid.
Was looking forward to this after The Day We Found Earth, but the main character is a dick so
2014
What a lovely little thing. Keep moving forward and shooting and you'll have a good time. Perfect palette cleanser between big games.
2020
Look good, sound good. One of those places it's great to be in. Genuinely feels like you're bending reality to your will at the end, magic experience.
Fuckin loved it. Actual freedom. Go to school or don't, get a job or don't, fight in the street or don't.
One of those games you can just live in, sitting in the cafe reading a book to cool music, or hanging on the balcony with a cigarette watching a couple of lads having a scrap.
Feels like it was made for me, and the ending was like a gutpunch in extreme slow motion. I think about it often.
One of those games you can just live in, sitting in the cafe reading a book to cool music, or hanging on the balcony with a cigarette watching a couple of lads having a scrap.
Feels like it was made for me, and the ending was like a gutpunch in extreme slow motion. I think about it often.
2014
I was so excited for this that I digitally pre-ordered it. I eventually got to the end and was like "WTF was that all about".
I was so excited for this because a pal was streaming it and some folk insisted it was a big improvement. I eventually got to the end and was like "oh so that's what that was all about".
2011
One of those games that got me out of a games slump and reminded me that I love games. It's clunky and flawed and not for everyone but it is very very dear to me.
1987
My first computergame. Hold space to make tiny James Bond run right, shoot everything that moves using a lightgun shaped absolutely nothing like a Walther PPK. Felt like I'd stepped into the future.
Game itself was broken, there was a stage where you just stopped moving and couldn't progress, but I played it over and over until the spring on the trigger started to give up. Must've been fun.
Game itself was broken, there was a stage where you just stopped moving and couldn't progress, but I played it over and over until the spring on the trigger started to give up. Must've been fun.
1985
WTF is that description, this was totally an isometric free-scrolling shooter where you flew a futuristic hovercraft around a desert looking for enemy bases to destroy. When the hovercraft gets hit you become a tiny jetpack guy and have to find a replacement before the sandworms get you. Eerie and fun.
Cracking own-brand Lord Of The Rings simulator. Highly recommended, pick it up on your phone for a few quid.
1989
Fond memories of making the batman do a funny walk facing towards me while I sang a little "do do-do" fanfare