JoeThyHoe
2018
It's not wrong to be sexually attracted to Aphrodite
This review contains spoilers
Would be great if Cage stopped being a pussy and admitted this game is an allegory for civil rights movements through history. At which point we'd laugh and make fun of him because the game is a shit allegory for civil rights movements through history.
1996
The controls are good, you're just bad.
The gameplay isn't bad, you're bad and you can die mad about it.
2015
Emily is still the best character.
I get why people are mad, and they have the right to be, but I also have the right to call them fucking idiots and laugh at them
2017
I keep realizing I have hundreds of hours in games I don't think are all that good but I still love them somewhat? It's complicated.
Never played it without dozens of mods so maybe I shouldn't be reviewing it, but fuck it. Giving a Bethesda game anything above a 3/5 should be considered a God damned war crime.
2013
Cage still proving, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he's a shit writer and director, and also a total fucking creep.
2014
Genuinely the best war game I have ever played, fucking amazing.
2015
Lady Maria this, Lady Maria that, but everyone forgets Eileen is the true waifu.
How the fuck do I have 900 hours on this game
Still an unironic masterpiece of a game.
2010
This review contains spoilers
Great game, wish I could bang Benny more than once though.
2013
Joel is still a cunt and a piece of shit, sorry that I don't love your imaginary father dipshit.
I do have issues talking with TLoU fans sometimes.
I do have issues talking with TLoU fans sometimes.