Time to learn all the wrong lessons from this game.

They could've made Miles less of a boy scout.

Where's my character creator?

I will literally never not be in the mood for this game.

This really is the closest we're getting to those classic PS2 IP's huh?

How did I choose to play HL2 from now on.

That final boss is so much better than Elden Ring's

I wish I loved HL as much as these guys.

That mercenaries mode leaves a lot to be desired.

I'd listen to a podcast about Takashi Miike

Oh, yeah. This series just ain't for me.