Almost reaches the highs of dark souls 1 while improving on every mechanic set by its predecessors

Holy crap Lois it’s the guy from PlayStation Allstars!

TEN YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY

This game is the reason my friend met his current girlfriend. Shoutout Juno

YEAH BITCH BEST 3D MARIO SUCK MY NUTS

Shadowheart my beloved bench warmer

It’s not BAD but like, boring. The loop for the entire plot is just a lame fetch quest but you can get sucked into the world and characters if you ignore what CDPR is asking from the player

There’s no reason why you haven’t played this game yet

Biggest waste of 25 dollars of my life but at least Jill and Carlos are hot as fuck

Literally one of the best games ever made. Why haven’t you played it?

It used to be where a man could find his forever kitten