This is like if cum had gameplay

You ever try being a nice person and accidentally become Catholic

"Please take me to The Original Levis® Store. Literally one block away"

"Okay that'll be $15,000"

Wonder if they'll incorporate the radioactive semen plot point in future games in this continuity.

Who says you can't make art under capitalism?

the dmc4 of 3d mario

vergil cummed on dante's pizza

the wolf among WHAT

Never played it but the porn is pretty good.

Special-Operations FOX-HOUND 🔫🔁🔫🔃🔀🔁🔫🔁🔃🔀🔫↪️🔫🔁🔀🔃🔫↪️🔁🔫🔃🔃🔀🔄 Revolver 🔫↪️🔄🔁🔫🔃🔀🔫↪️🔀🔀🔄🔀 Ocelot 🔫🔃🔄🔁↪️🔃🔫🔁↪️↪️🔫🔁🔁↪️ I've been waiting for you, Solid Snake 🔫🔃🔃🔃🔫🔁↪️🔃🔄🔫🔀🔁↪️🔃🔃 Now we'll see if the man can live up to the legend 🔫🔀🔁🔀

A cruel angel's thesis with Super Mario 64 soundfont is the best thing that could happend to humanity

https://youtu.be/iXfpq7q67IA

i hate this game but if you talk shit about it i will probably strangle you

wheres the sex