why even make more video games, we have the best one already

a game so full of life as this doesnt come around frequently and its important to indulge every moment with it. skipping the “side attractions” in this game is kind of antithetical to the point of it. not getting a 5-star resort as ichiban or tying up the loose ends in kiryu’s life runs counter to the two things that matter most to them, consciously or not. enjoy every moment you have on things that may seem pointless now because those moments are not infinite. feel alive while you still are

look at spyro. hes just a little guy

its almost unfair to the other video games

this game is near perfect until it becomes a resident evil game

i used to not think this was the sickest game of all time, boy what a fuckin idiot i used to be huh

good butts too

playing this game makes me feel like anton ego when he eats the ratatouille

i hope i can be half as stylish as this game some day

definitely has cracks but god damn if this isnt exactly the game for me

the shitty speaker on the wiimote made every hit sound effect in this game have more punch than any action game in the last decade

dumb motherfucker said "lets make a game where you might just not get to win" stupid Curt Johnson pre-installed windows vista motherfucker

ill never stop playing it

if i were vincent, i simply would not cheat on my girlfriend

cheers and applause

i spent more time on this one-third of final fantasy 7 than i did on final fantasy 7 and two-thirds of that one-third were just the final boss

pretty cool game but for the love of god stop making me use these fucking alternate party members i dont like them just let me use my stupidly overpowered friends that break everything

my fondest memory of this game is playing the autistically in-depth 2 player bowling game with a friend and saying “do you wanna just go actually fuckin bowling” and then we stopped playing and went actual bowling. thanks for that yakuza