All the gameplay improvements in the world couldn't save the total lack of charm the game loses when Raiden takes control. At least there was a 2 hour Metal Gear Solid sequel at the beginning.

Wario is the better brother.

It's like that one game where you did the thing but it looks and works better! Cool!

IN THE RAIN OR IN THE SNOW
I GOT THE FUNKY FLOW
BUT NOW
I REALLY GOTTA GOOooOOO

this game would be cool if my interest in the modes lasted longer than 5 minutes and if the mechanics made sense

wow link is in this game he throws a bomb sometimes and smells like cow pies

Join Eli's Wood, Hector Con Carne, and the cool girl as they murder things until they realize they need horses to be viable.

I've had the Bikini Bottom main hub world theme in my head for two decades.

this is the worst zelda game yet

Even smol babby me knew this game was big booty buttcheekz, yarr.

A return to static sprites after Crystal made a sad boy.

7/10 too much water

Spyro realized the secret of happiness is actual defined areas and NPCs with personalities to talk too.

jump around jump around jump around now
jump up jump up and get down

Petey Pirahna was playable in this, which bumps the grade up two stars.