never said I HAVE to beat every game if I don't like it.

I was so caught off guard by how much I loved this that.. I don't even have a joke prepared. Feels like I get flabbergasted pretty easily LOL

1993

frankly i don't like how often i screamed in terror like a little bitch. this isn't even a horror game.

raiden got gaslight gatekeep girlbossed

i am genuinely asking, what do you WANT me to say?

I can't take it seriously when x says "answer me, storm eagle!" Because the fucking delivery of the line sounds like a mom who's pissed off you didn't clean your room

BARAGON HAS A SHORYUKEN I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYONE SAY THIS ISN'T ONE OF THE GREATEST GAMES EVER MADE

Uh okay I'm gonna do another like actual review for this one as it is related to something I do hold in a very high regard so.. claps OKAY! This game has me feeling... so conflicted. On one hand, the art style is beautiful, and the presentation in general is honestly on the level of something official. ON THE OTHER HAND. The tutorial is a fucking slog. I know there are passwords now but that is such a band-aid solution to the problem. The driving feels so off compared to SRB2K too. I'm sure I'll get used to it but I am not feeling it right now. another thing, why is every single solitary thing UNLOCKABLE? even fucking online play which is absurd. To be fair, 2.1 has addressed some of that so good on them for that. One last negative before I end on a positive note, the courses... have not exactly been great. I don't know if the tutorial didn't teach me something or what but I have been fumbling around most of the courses I've played and it isn't exactly fun. Last positive though, I like the new mechanics, they add a lot of depth, and strategy which I appreciate! I just wish the controls didn't feel so off. Anyhoo! I hope some of this other stuff gets ironed out, I'll definitely keep up with the game.

do I even need to explain myself? everything I said in my base xenoblade 3 review applies here too.