Not really much to praise, at least killing dragons is fun again. But I'm still salty Cassandra was a male only romance option.

I used to really love this game when I was a teenager. It was the first Western RPG ever to Really Grab me, and I thought Morrigan was just the Coolest. I'm in my late 20's now, the fact that the most interesting ending is locked to the Male Warden drives me up the fucking wall; and I find the way Morrigan is written and portrayed to be really fucking obnoxious holy shit.

This game does still have one thing going for it tho, which is it's one of precious few games where fighting a Dragon is actually a fun, cool, and Unique experience; the way fighting the most Majestic Beasts of Myth should be.

A game so Good, I can't let myself play it.

They did lady's character design/writing dirty in OG 4, and short changed her kit in this one, but god damn it I still love her.

It's So Cute I wanna pinch its cheeks.

If Super Mario Bros. (1985) was Game Design learning to speak, CastleVania (1986) was its sexual awakening.

The "Finding a dead insect at the end of your meal" of Video Games

You know how in gastronomy, a food's pungent and foul odor can actually improve its taste?

The Demo Tape to the Greatest Band that never was.

Playing this made me feel the same way I do when I eat two pizzas by myself.

The game that made me want to become a creator.

Yharnamite Thirst is my favorite Black Metal album.