Trofflesby
2005
Quite possibly the greatest game of all time. Does nothing but perfect everything about the original even further. Nothing else comes close to the absolute kinography that is The King of Cosmos's backstory, the mind bending shibuya-kei OST, the incredible realistic graphics Crysis can't even dream of replicating, and of course, the level where you roll a sumo guy so that he can eat enough food to get big enough to knock the other guy out. Not even the notorious cowbear level is enough to knock anything off of this literal perfect game.
All in all yea its alright i guess
All in all yea its alright i guess
2007
APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER
my aunt from abroad gifted me this game back when i didnt own mario kart wii yet and i kind of had to play it out of courtesy. i lasted about 10 minutes.
my aunt from abroad gifted me this game back when i didnt own mario kart wii yet and i kind of had to play it out of courtesy. i lasted about 10 minutes.
2006
NINGEN WO NAMERU NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
also sumika did nothing wrong
also sumika did nothing wrong
The best fucking FPS ever. Unfathomable amounts of content even without mods and user-made stuff. Surpasses perfection with them - still has one of the best mods ever, Ballistic Weapons (which is still updated and developed even until now by the way). Everything in this game is just so fucking satisfying, it just never gets old.
2004
Childhood defining game. Possibly hundreds of hours of button mashing and gimmicking the AI in the arcade mode trying to rank up and earn gold for those sick hats. Even more time spent just unlocking and laughing my ass off at some of the ending movies, just replaying them over and over. A massive amount of characters for its time, reworking many former clones and giving them new identities. Also had a complete adventure game mode in Devil Within and motherfucking ARCADE HISTORY with fully playable arcade versions of Tekken 1-3 right there. There's really not much else I can say about the game that gave us "BRING IT ON YA ALIENS".
2011
I really, really wish I could get into this game but I just fucking can't. I've tried way too many times and they all just end the same way - with me bored out of my fucking mind. It's a shame really I feel like I'm just missing out.
2007
I had a project in like the 6th grade where I had to create a powerpoint presentation that acted like a karaoke video, with lyrics being highlighted in time with vocals. We could pick any song we wanted, and I picked Still Alive.
2015
There's really not much else to say about this game that hasn't already been said. I think it's alright.
2017
For some reason I had more fun watching some brainlet on a /v/ stream stumble his way through the game like a week before it came out than I did actually playing the game myself. Still good though.
Before release I thought I would never stop playing this game, and the pre-release hype was out of this fucking world. Flashforward to 2020 and I haven't played it seriously in like over a year lol.
1996
bing bing wahoo
2015
Best soulsborne game, if only for the fact that it includes a pile bunker weapon that explodes when you fully charge it up. Badass.
2010
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i couldnt play past the first like 30 minutes as a kid no matter how many times i tried starting it. i mean its probably good i guess but it appears i am genetically predisposed to find every game in the zelda franchise really boring.
2007
trying to play wiimote pointer levels on dolphin without an actual wiimote is hell on earth