This game absolutely shivered me timbers all the way

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze is a fucking masterpiece.


This game is a work of art, a masterpiece from beginning to end, as a sequel to Returns it improves and every category, the levels are even more explosive, daring, and far more unique, the game looks fucking incredible, even better than how beautiful returns was, the soundtrack is even more peak shit, all of it was absolutely beautiful, and the controls are basically perfect.

The levels in Returns were already really good, but god damn they’ve been improved here tenfold, every level is brimming with personality and creativity, I can say this, the previous games have all had at least like a few levels that were not really that good, but there is not a single bad level in this game, not even a single mediocre one in it either, they’re all great.
There is never a moment in this game where the fun dies down, not only are level themes and general worlds improved and much more varied, even the mine cart and rocket barrel levels are really fun, the game just never loses your attention.
The controls are vastly improved here from Returns, gone is any bullshit with Wii remote controls, now you can play like a normal person and it’s great, controls are tight and precise while still carrying that same DKC weight that all these games have had.
In the switch version, there’s also Funky Kong, and he controls wonderfully, they did not need to go that hard for what is essentially an easy mode character, like he controls so well that we could easily have a whole game designed around him.

It also helps that in terms of the visuals, this is by far one of the best looking 2D platformers ever made, and in my opinion, one of the best looking games ever made, it has style, it has grace, and a good amount of the enemies have a funny face.
Every level is brought to life with just how damn good the game looks, even when levels have the same theme, they are made distinct thanks to just how good they can look.

The soundtrack man, THE SOUNDTRACK, David wise returned here and it shows, every single level has the funkiest music you can imagine, the water levels especially GOD DAMN, it adds more atmosphere to everything, just like the og trilogy.

My complaints for this game are very minimal honestly, even though I do like the variety with your kong buddies, Dixie is just the objectively best one, her little float and upward movement is much better than Diddy’s hover, Cranky is unique enough to be his own thing and I’ve seen speed runners do crazy shit with him, but I always just stuck with Dixie.
Another complaint is that, while they are better and more dynamic than they were in returns, the bosses are still just decent at best, and both games final bosses are a far cry from K. Rool and his multiple alter egos.

Those gripes though just absolutely can’t take away from how great this game is, it’s incredibly fun all the way through and not only is it easily one of Nintendo’s best games, not only is it my favorite 2D platformer, it’s also one of my personal favorite games of all time.


And so ends the DK series, you know, considering that games like Metroid and Pikmin have made a comeback on the switch, I think it’s time for Donkey Kong to make his comeback, just make K. Rool and the kremlings the main villains again, it was nice to have some new villains but I also think it’s time for them to make their return.

What can I say, it’s a great game, a masterpiece in fact, after not enjoying the first 3 games that much, this one really blew me away, the game looks great, the music is catchy as hell, the boss fights are pretty creative, the hub world is pretty fun, and that final boss is great.

A great game, held back a little bit by its length, it’s too short.

Mario’s controls elevate this game from being fantastic to phenomenal, still like the galaxy games better, but this is the 3rd best.

It’s somehow both a horrifying teeth chattering piece of art while also being an unintentional comedic masterpiece

There ain’t nothing as good as playing an extremely fun collectithon during Christmas break

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I swear Samus is a walking Death Star

Guess who just beat this game on give me god of war………………no I’m not doing the post game bosses

Fucking banger





Also how the hell did they make one of the most memorable villains of all time even though he had like 30 minutes of screen time

I beat this way faster than I expected to

Damn, that was actually really fun

I may not have as much of a nostalgic connection to this one, but it’s better than the first, and one fo my favorite games of all time.

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So uh, I actually wrote a poem for this game, idk why, just felt compelled to



Here it is



What is it like to live a lie?
You conceal a truth, then you die

Being yourself only a bit
While you keep the truth quiet

Like a venomous snake who weaved and curled
Thanks to the man who sold the world

Like a ghost without a past
Or a fiery demon trying to last

What do you do at the end
No matter how you twist or bend

You ultimately feel dissolved
With many mysteries left unsolved

Does the game ever end?
No matter how much time we spend?

But alas, we move on with major restrain
I guess that truly is……….the phantom pain





FUCK YOU HUEY EMMERICH AND KONAMI