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BACKER
a game that it did not feel Nintendo was capable of making
(for this review, i am using it to describe all of the 5 Acts and the 5 interludes as well)
this game is a watershed moment in games and it lasted a full decade. even if you will never play this game, you will touch a different game in the next 30 years that has had its DNA irrevocably altered by it. nearly everything about what games makes great is present somewhere in kentucky route zero.
this game is a watershed moment in games and it lasted a full decade. even if you will never play this game, you will touch a different game in the next 30 years that has had its DNA irrevocably altered by it. nearly everything about what games makes great is present somewhere in kentucky route zero.
1997
i have a deep love for non-Mario/Zelda N64 games, even if they're bad. this game is ugly, weird, and incredibly rough around the edges, but has neat ideas some heart that pulls its rating up for me
2019
35 hours in, i am stuck on a puzzle for over one hour. i push blocks around aimlessly. i go to a different world. i accidentally do something that will change my understanding of the game forever. in my hubris for thinking i was close to the end, baba has humbled me.
i use the website Baba Is Hint for the rest of the game (which i HIGHLY recommend). the opening phrase is "the Main Game is basically just a tutorial for the Late Game." i bury my head in my hands.
on hour 64, i have 100%'d the game. i am free and i long for more of the prison.
i use the website Baba Is Hint for the rest of the game (which i HIGHLY recommend). the opening phrase is "the Main Game is basically just a tutorial for the Late Game." i bury my head in my hands.
on hour 64, i have 100%'d the game. i am free and i long for more of the prison.
2017
whats up gamers remember the 90s
1994
you get high and fight abstract art idk what else to say, game slaps
a game of cool ideas with bad executions
silent hill has quickly become one of my favorite franchises recently, and my overwhelming feeling playing this game was just wishing it was better
silent hill has quickly become one of my favorite franchises recently, and my overwhelming feeling playing this game was just wishing it was better
1999
exactly what it needs to be: a horror B-movie that you grab on a whim from blockbuster's VHS section that fuckin RIPS
2001
i'm not gonna try to fit all of my thoughts about this game into this text box. if you wanna talk about this game with me, find me in person
2003
This review contains spoilers
the main character gets told that she's pregnant with God and immediately gives herself an abortion, and if you don't think that's the tightest shit then get out of my face
2015
don't believe the hype or the haters, just play it
2015
this game ruined me because whenever i play any game now, i just say "i wish this had Bloodborne's combat". THAT'S how good this game is.
lady maria of the astral clock tower and ebritas, my DMs are open
lady maria of the astral clock tower and ebritas, my DMs are open
2016
jonathan blow has never jacked off and THAT'S why the witness is a perfect game #nonutforever #tarkovskyboyz
2016
cera's review DIRECTOR'S CUT:
this is one of the most beautiful games i've ever played, not just in aesthetics but in what it teaches the player. don't get me wrong, there are things that i actively hate about this game, as well as some of the outside factors surrounding it (if you know you know). but the truth of this is that the game is still so good that it blows past all of that and makes it seem like trash littered around the most gorgeous hike you've ever taken: the bad things are mere footnotes in comparison to what you can see.
people will tell you the witness is a game about puzzles. it's not. it's about linguistics and semiotics and meditation. it's about observing.
all of the best art in the world is art that acts as a mirror for us to see parts of ourselves in. sometimes good, sometimes the things we fear, but the most powerful thing is when it allows us to see things about ourselves that we didn't understand in the first place, the things we couldn't put into words but knew were true.
the answers you needed were always right in front of us, you just didn't know it. we were just looking at the wrong things, at what people told us were important. stop looking. stop.
this is one of the most beautiful games i've ever played, not just in aesthetics but in what it teaches the player. don't get me wrong, there are things that i actively hate about this game, as well as some of the outside factors surrounding it (if you know you know). but the truth of this is that the game is still so good that it blows past all of that and makes it seem like trash littered around the most gorgeous hike you've ever taken: the bad things are mere footnotes in comparison to what you can see.
people will tell you the witness is a game about puzzles. it's not. it's about linguistics and semiotics and meditation. it's about observing.
all of the best art in the world is art that acts as a mirror for us to see parts of ourselves in. sometimes good, sometimes the things we fear, but the most powerful thing is when it allows us to see things about ourselves that we didn't understand in the first place, the things we couldn't put into words but knew were true.
the answers you needed were always right in front of us, you just didn't know it. we were just looking at the wrong things, at what people told us were important. stop looking. stop.
1993
love me some hot 8 fps action