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strange twist for the series. but pulled off really well. tho the rpg elements dragged a bit towards the end. loved it. ichi is a fantastic protag. first game since 0 to make me cry

Vastly overhated, it’s not perfect but is surely a lot of fun

Q: why shouldn't you kiss anyone on january 1st?

A: because it's only the first date.

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“In the process of becoming an adult, there comes a moment for each of us when we’re rejected by the ‘world.’ The person we were so in love with dumps us. The school we wanted to go to so badly doesn’t let us in. The career we were trying for doesn’t pan out. Everyone has a moment like that. And that’s okay. There’s no such thing as something which mustn’t be lost. Everyone has the freedom to love someone or something. We are free. We mustn’t forget that.” - Kunihiko Ikuhara

I really, really had to play this game as soon as I finished moon. I was enamored by the sincere love that the game espoused without ever becoming sappy, and that clearly carries over into Chulip’s kissing quest. Much has been written about Chulip as a story about the pains of emotional vulnerability that is necessary to learn to truly love someone, and I HIGHLY recommend ludzu’s review of the game for more detail on that. But besides love, I think another keyword shared between the two games is “perspective”: moon was about the perspective of a player who breathes life into stock RPG characters, while Chulip is about the oddities of adulthood from a child’s perspective.

I really dislike the “wow Japanese games sure are CRAZY!” Orientalist mindset but this game truly is offbeat. The childish innocence of the protagonist is frequently pitted against some surprisingly adult subjects such as ennui, alcoholism, and domestic violence among others, but the game never loses its sense of levity in the face of them. I can’t fault anybody for finding some scenes tactless, but I think it’s integral to the commitment to a child’s perspective being simplistic and lacking nuance. A phrase in the main story that really stuck out to me is “adults have problems too”, and a huge part of the game as a coming-of-age story is learning of these dark aspects of adult life.

Chulip tears down any pretense of logic in adult society. Why does the bathhouse owner find it so important to follow a seemingly arbitrary ritual to take a bath “the correct way”? Why does the wife yearn to be with her husband even after he hit her? These questions aren’t answered as they’re beyond the comprehension of a child, but the protagonist does know he wants to make everybody happy. It’s nostalgic of childhood in two contradictory ways: at once, it’s about growing from egocentric adolescence to a mature person who can make personal sacrifices for others’ gain, but it’s also about how much simpler it was to love someone as a child without the boundaries of logic, illustrated best by the sickeningly sweet crush the protagonist has on his love interest, the only other child with dialogue in the game.

I’ve become fascinated with Yoshiro Kimura as a “gaming auteur”, especially after learning he directed one of my childhood favorites Little King’s Story, itself a rather childlike understanding of what it is to be a ruler not unlike Chulip. The language of his games perfectly captures that magic feeling of childhood, makes adults contemplate what they may have lost when they grew up, but doesn’t patronize while maintaining such a sweet tone. Consider me entranced by his ability to tap into my inner child’s heart in such a mature and thoughtful way.

The best playable soap opera around, and also you get to plant little gardens

Simply perfect.
This is awesome. My favorite game all-time. Play it.
I absolutely love this game, the story, the characters, everything. 💖💖💖💖

The pinnacle of mobile game design with a completely unique style. You'd be hard pressed to find anything more entertaining and original on either mobile app store.

There should be a worldwide contest where everyone plays this and whoever is crowned champion gets to rule earth

The world is just a great big onion
And pain and fear are the spices that make you cry
(Oh baby) Oh, and the only way to get rid of this great big onion
Is to plant love seeds until it dies, uh-huh

Whereas Moon: Remix RPG Adventure seemed content to "deconstruct" its genre by boring you to tears (that's why that game makes people cry, right?), Million Onion Hotel understands that the best way to skewer something is to amp up its fun and tear up its rulebook, revealing that the emperor had no clothes on the whole time. Play this in public if you dare...

demi those Jordans are fake as FUCK

Probably one of the most divisive titles in the series, SMT V both reaches too far and doesn't reach far enough. All of the changes to the formula are for the worse, and the story & characters leave a lot to be desired. It's still very fun though, and what it does well, it does very well. The open maps are great to explore and run through, the sidequest system is at its best here, and the basis of the story & the endings is really cool. I hope an updated rerelease can come around and fix some of the games problems, largely the level scaling and the lack of screentime for many of the core alignment reps and side characters.