The game that birthed a million Redditors.

Dude. No. Dude. Think about it. Isn't it crazy how like - no - like - the guy in the game - he tells you what to do, right? And then you - you have to do it! Man! That's so wild. Video games, huh?

daxter is the kind of guy to get cancelled in 2020 for a tweet he made in 2011

in 2008, a few more kids than usual tried to wallrun outside their school and fell over

when i was a kid, my parents wouldn't let me get this game for the wii because it let you swing the wiimote like a sword

apparently physical movement analogous to violence was over the line

The level design of this game reminds me of when I made levels for games as a kid and just put a bunch of enemies in one place to make it harder.

at one point in my dim memories of this game i remember driving up the side of the empire state building and knocking king kong off of it

the most Nintendo thing Nintendo ever did was make a perfect mario game and then spend the rest of their existence making it worse

Had to re-review this after loading it up again. A smooth, barbones rail shooter without as much personality as Star Fox or Panzer Dragoon.

Good thing they never made any more Halo games after this one.

Musical taste-maker for millions of children.

the video game equivalent of asking you to spell "icup" out loud

crick
crack
MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIIIII

the first thing you do in this game is pretend your controller is a spray paint can

that's really all you need to know

one day I hope we will all forget this game existed

a real goat MMO would have been cool though