Get me OUT of here! Don't just stand there like a goon!
If you're confused then look at this list. Now you might be sitting here and wondering to yourself, why is Austin Powers! Oh, Behave! so high on this list? Well, that's because all of these games are bad! That's right, there are only roughly 30 good games on this list! And I didn't even play 3 of them! Oh bother! What a conundrum! Someone help me!
195 Games
When I’m in an own the libs competition and my opponent is the euphoric brothers and their ironic school shooting game
195
every type of phobic. not funny. not even capitalizing properly. im so sorry big bouncy booby babes oppai academy.
194
Euphoric brothers really are the nazis of video games
After playing the game at the bottom of this list, I'd like to make note of the fact that I was right. Please stand and clap for my intuition. 20$ bills will work fine, thank you
After playing the game at the bottom of this list, I'd like to make note of the fact that I was right. Please stand and clap for my intuition. 20$ bills will work fine, thank you
193
Yarck! Narsty! Put me back in the kiln!
192
Bored! Let me play blorbos blingo instead!
191
This girl actually was kidnapped and shit her pants taking a shower
190
She wasn't even kidnapped but that's the least of her problems
189
His life fucking sucked stupid dumbass
188
Quest for my ass on your fucking face dumbass cow bitch
187
I feel like a grandmother looking at my great grandchildren. I can't fucking remember who these people even are I'm so oooold
186
He didn't really seem like he needed it. I think he might have a problem...
185
Not even funny porn. Very gross porn. Very bad things. We do not claim this woman
184
At first I felt like this could have come from a genuine place but it doesn't really seem like it did and it made me uncomfortable, another big loss for the Playdate
183
Ticked off the racism box but I didn't even get to see the homophobia!
Live sleep tally: 1. Not even the homphobia was good enough!
Live sleep tally: 1. Not even the homphobia was good enough!
182
This is NOT our world do not lump me in with you
181
Congratulation! You have escaped slendriner:3
180
Nabnab and banbaleena would have made this game better
179
Really disappointed with this one. The boobs never even bounced once, and every chapter ends on a cliff hanger? My fake sun tanned class president would never leave me hanging like this. And the writing? I mean, how does a water heater explode at the exact same time that an unlocked door conveniently gets stuck shut? Is this some kind of pedophile magic? Gonna be honest, it's a 2/10 from me. Maybe the oppai academy will bring more to the table next semester.
178
You will never be a creepypasta.
177
Everyone knows that Smeagol is the most marketable middle earth character
176
I just wanted to be “little orange”…
175
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174
This is just like that one Flo milli song
173
I spotted a sadistic evil cult gatsps OMZ! I tak ean evil topless selfie to commemerare the moment cachink I left the flash on! Oh nozzz ;-; I escape to the highway, heals barely intact, to see everyone calling me a crazy freaked up psycho, at least I got my boba! SIP I never went back in a forest again because my boobs looked so bad in the pic it must have been cause of all the nature! I ❤️ New York!
172
Pretty funny. I miss grandma. She had the saggiest boobs I've ever seen. My dad is a bald guy? Kill yourself!
171
bah fall sleep
bah fall down
I can't believe the ai would create racism in my casino!
bah fall down
I can't believe the ai would create racism in my casino!
170
Got bored after 5 minutes. Pretty soon I'll finally get a sleep counter...
169
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168
Watch the ao oni movie instead
167
womp womp
166
This game is too nerve-racking, it's dangerous! :3 #AoOni2
165
Weird stupid 12 year old girl with her sweater off her shoulder wanna be ass witches house shit
164
The lower you've gotten on this list the less I have to say
163
The first community post I saw for this game was a child showing off his limited edition spicy chipotle chicken pizza from the california pizza kitchen. what happened to your cover sir???
162
It's solitaire. It's boobs. I don't know how to play solitaire.
161
Gordon Ramsey is actually [Slur redacted]
160
When is blorbos bongo coming out
159
This is not mythbusters.
158
Monkey madness! Oh my glorp! Da chonky bujnnyuso snoinky....,,!!!!<,.!<,>!!
157
Day 15 give it up for day 15 woooooo haha lol like woah. Wherewold??? haha hah wooo
156
SORRY NEWCOMER; YOU DIDNT SHORT THE STOCK ON SILTRONIC FAST ENOUGH; SASHAY AWAY pit stop guy Marcus
155
whpopoooooah how did you get down here sir. SIR
154
The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11,[d] were four coordinated Islamist suicide terrorist attacks carried out by al-Qaeda against the United States in 2001. That morning, 19 terrorists hijacked four commercial airliners scheduled to travel from the New England and Mid-Atlantic regions of the East Coast to California
-15 femininity
-15 femininity
153
They came at the worst time, and they didn't even help. Their tattooed boobs and giant pussies didn't help me at all. And worst of all, I got squirted. And I didn't even have fun!
152
You've gotta be kidding me... I'm on fire.
151
jumbo joch??. and opila bird??? mutant baby nbird???//. choo choo carl?!?!?!?!?! Squirty caarl!!!
150
Goated Precious even!
149
My cat could have done this
148
I mean this game is literally just a scam but it also feels kinda weirdly racist where the fuck is Peppa when you need her! Oh yeah, she was splashing in a puddle with the dead queen of England! At least they put some effort into their scam I suppose
147
Sorry someone stole your idea but can someone tell me if I was playing as Justin? Who was E ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️? Morris sleeper agent game
146
No apostrophe dumbass whore bitch fucking idiot
145
Mr. Bean's wacky world is just better and I think you're probably racist if you don't agree ummmmm YEA I said it I said what we were all thinking
144
I faileed my experimaernt...l. she's terminally head holed
143
I beaned it so fucking hard I got the 2x super bean offhhhhhhhghhgh fuck yeaa
142
I would have cleared this fucking game if it weren't for a my personal timer
141
I played this on neither of our birthdays
140
So boring that I got to play basketball with a trash can and a coffee cup and that wasn't even enough to entertain me
139
Couldn't see anything and I spent more time downloading the game than I did playing it
138
It made me frustrated and and I hated it! Fail!
137
That's so fucking rude
I REMEMBERED
I REMEMBERED
136
They didn't even give him his oxygen tank how the fuck can he breath in there
135
Boring! Don’t feel like molesting women to the fucked up broken beat !
134
I was in fact not standing most of the time
133
Bubba would be fucking ashamed
132
Referencing Stanislaw Lem and Tarkovsky in one sentence and clearly trying to write your arthouse fic like they write their stories is a demerit
EDIT: I realize now that he was probably referencing the movie and NOT the book but it was still DUMB
EDIT: I realize now that he was probably referencing the movie and NOT the book but it was still DUMB
131
Fell asleep counter: I don’t even know anymore. There were no statues. No creaturws. Just a guy running around in the woods with overripe bananas.not even any oven to make a bread with. Yaaaaaawn
130
3d ?? Blue demon 3D>>? PURPLE demown.....
129
I'm writing this with no creative liberties or freedom whatsoever. If you're reading this it's already too late for me. Babe. Does anyone even remember what happens in Babe? Is the sheep with that name actually in the movie? I can't meaningfully prove that this game isn't just a fantastic retelling of a movie that may or may not exist. I mean if this game was released on windows 96 in the year 1996 it wouldn't have been THAT bad but this game came out 1 month before Super Mario Galaxy.
I turn to see the mostly obscured figure, clearly dissatisfied with the amount that I've written about Babe for the PlayStation 2. Sweat beading down my face, gun to the back of my head. No way to prove succinctly that I actually truly believe anything I've written, all an act of desperation. I see there is no way to satisfy the beast, I quickly turn and grab the barrel that's pinned to my head to push it away at the last second, gunshots resound. I open my eyes to look down at what I expected to be gunshot wounds, but I'm fine. I turn to the now bloodied figure, I pierce my words through the anxiety welling in my chest and ask, "But why was the sheep named that?". The figure, a woman, responds "it's just a common barn animal name", I shoot 3 more times over the dulcet cords of Kevin Macleod. And yet she complained, that her belly was not full.
I turn to see the mostly obscured figure, clearly dissatisfied with the amount that I've written about Babe for the PlayStation 2. Sweat beading down my face, gun to the back of my head. No way to prove succinctly that I actually truly believe anything I've written, all an act of desperation. I see there is no way to satisfy the beast, I quickly turn and grab the barrel that's pinned to my head to push it away at the last second, gunshots resound. I open my eyes to look down at what I expected to be gunshot wounds, but I'm fine. I turn to the now bloodied figure, I pierce my words through the anxiety welling in my chest and ask, "But why was the sheep named that?". The figure, a woman, responds "it's just a common barn animal name", I shoot 3 more times over the dulcet cords of Kevin Macleod. And yet she complained, that her belly was not full.
128
Would have been better if I could use a dance pad. I'll go into the other chipmunk games with a more open mind. Update, I will never be going into the other chipmunk games. Better with a dance pad? Stupid bitch
127
Mmmmanarmfmmmnanmnumnumnum becomes watermeloion and r ollls of f train
126
its okay needed to get hit here for the hall monitor skip next up we’re gonna be getting blind play through world record yea h I don’t think anyone has actually gotten the presents in this stage faster than I have can I submit my time without a video
125
He wasn't actually a bear and the game doesn't even fucking work. Is he supposed to be gay?
124
Love love my fucking ass on your stupid ass face dumb bitch
123
If Steve Buscemi was in this game
122
Subway surfers rip off made by abusive parents but I get to be MEXICAN. RYAN.
121
I played this pretty much by myself and Morris literally didn't pay attention to any of it because she was texting the whole time and she probably doesn't even remember me playing this and it's just going to stay that way forever
120
What were they thinking? Releasing this pooped up squack? 70 dollars? More like 70 showers I'll have to take to help clear the stress that this caused me
119
Literally go outside and blow bubbles
118
Boring. Boring. Boring. Where was the strong sexual content? Where were the F cups? The only F was this GAME. WHAT were they THIIIIINKIIIING?
117
Do better Japan
116
Really didn't wanna do this one but her feet AND her hands were so fucking small. God bless.
115
Deceptively interactive hentai tile puzzle, but they only have 2 outfits :( that girl was too glooped up on her mcdonalds shift
114
I don't fucking remember what this is. A kid ate poop and there was a troll?
113
Genuinely do not have anything to say, stay in school, love thy neighbor, God bless you all, and goodnight.
112
If you love Magical Drop and big bouncy booby babes then this is the game for you!
111
God what a fucking cunt
109
What the fuck?
108
What the lemon?
107
What the tomato?
106
Idk how this was so high up Arthur and his reverse pedo ass Arthur and his pedo girlfriend ass Arthur and his 38 year old creator married a 16 year old ass. Still not a terrible game though tbf
artur...
artur...
105
“Dead”, is not the word I would use personally, but I learned what color a garnet is I suppose
104
This was pretty lame doki doki literature club ass game was cute at first then was ugly like child I'm eating aa pasty
103
A little too hard for me; actually quite slow!
102
Is what I would have loved to do while I played this
101
Deadly night IS a worse game than this is, but for being literally 10 times longer and an exhaustive waste of time it’s easily the most emotionally damaging of all of these thus far
EDIT: The curse has worn down for me. Still hate this thing but I don't care anymore...
EDIT: The curse has worn down for me. Still hate this thing but I don't care anymore...
100
⬇️⬇️I'M WITH STUPID⬇️⬇️
I don't remember which one was below this before
I don't remember which one was below this before
99
Better than the first game? 3D backgrounds look cool but I had no idea what the fuck to do and seemingly everything had to be done perfectly
98
Want to see more… will probably see more..
97
Pretty neat but unless they finish it it's not much of anything
96
27 Comments
I mostly forgive you
I fucking hate the devil in me I wish we never played deadly night so you could slap that shit at the very bottom where it belongs
I mostly forgive you.
I was gonna say that I don't forgive YOU but then I saw the list. Thank u
why do you refer to me here as if I am some bodiless entity
You know why...
Please finish mr beans world i wanna go back.
Happy 69th game!
Purgatory is the perfect 69th game because that’s where I belong after playing the last 2 games and nothing special
we should of played dmmd for this occassion. Is there another funny sex number. 74?
@moschidae I'd like to refrain from answering.
Why is usagi so sad
@moschidae she was forced to play craftopia for 20 minutes
Craftopia wasnt that bad.... master spy however....
@moschidae you just don't understand the MASTERY of those SPIES
I care not for the elegance of the spies. Jobless is not crime.
I didnt understand why gollum was like that till i looked at their games just now and saw that thry made/published the suicide of Rachel foster and shooting stars.... smeagol just can not win...
@moschidae Smeagol fits right in
Happy 100 game. Do you feel altered.
Mort the chicken saved my life
Greyhill incident all alone on page 2
@moschidae not after tomorrow
Cho choo charler jumpscare......
Turkey burger.
moschidae
1 year ago