Get me OUT of here! Don't just stand there like a goon!
If you're confused then look at this list. Now you might be sitting here and wondering to yourself, why is Austin Powers! Oh, Behave! so high on this list? Well, that's because all of these games are bad! That's right, there are only roughly 30 good games on this list! And I didn't even play 3 of them! Oh bother! What a conundrum! Someone help me!
195 Games
I've already played a shit ton of this game but we played it again together so I'll put it here anyways. I should be able to get these women DIVORCED from their shitty deadbeat husbands and give them better lives. I will be Pelican Town's token home wrecker. I'd make a lot of small changes to this game but I would probably say it is the best of these farming games despite my own feelings that differ from that statement I will not explain that any futher
I wish I got to actually play this for myself but it was still a great experience and I wubiht:}
Mr. Bean's wacky world is just better and I think you're probably racist if you don't agree ummmmm YEA I said it I said what we were all thinking
Pretty good. Didn't feel random enough which for being so short seemed kind of weird and the ai went from being kinda bullshit to being really dumb but it’s a neat idea..
Only slightly better than the devil in me, and yet just as homophobic
I would have played this one regardless but it was a gift so it must be here... This game is amazing and captures the spirit of the first game perfectly. The theme of it being a post katamari damacy world where the video game was a thing and they're all fans now is really cute, and it's more game, so it's fun. Being able to play as the other cousins alone would have made it better than the first game, and the presents are a lot more fun. The new stuff is pretty weird though, doesn't sit right. The game existing for the reason it does is pretty depressing and makes sure I'll probably never play any of the games past this one but these first 2 games are 2 of the best games I've played.
Never played doom so this is weird but it's pretty fun
I played this game! I really really did! Please don't notice me!
I've never cared about Kirby that much aside from a couple specific games and this game never did anything for me any time I tried to get through it, but I think this game...
Do better Japan
This game is really interesting, even if I was too stupid to really understand it myself. Everything about it, the visuals, the ambience, the cutscenes which you don't see many of but damn they're done SO well. Everything about this game just feels... Uncanny. The AI faces, the way they emote and move, controlling your own expressions... Reminds me of autism! Getting the different endings is annoying though, all the small nuances that change in what is usually otherwise the same thing you've done before, if I didn't have someone telling me what to do for the alternate ones I never would have found some of them without looking it up. Maybe it's just because I can't understand emotions though... Oh well I still don't really know who Lila is though
Mascot horror… good? Shove Kinito in my ass? Thoughts? Discuss?
Based on network test
I guess this is maybe the best one of these? There aren't even that many really, what, Dead by Daylight? Dragon Ball The Breakers? Hate how reliant this game is on actual voice communication, family side at least. Seems very overly mechanical but I'm sure it'll be much better when it's actually done
I guess this is maybe the best one of these? There aren't even that many really, what, Dead by Daylight? Dragon Ball The Breakers? Hate how reliant this game is on actual voice communication, family side at least. Seems very overly mechanical but I'm sure it'll be much better when it's actually done
Pretty fun!! Short game, some of the levels really overstayed but it’s hard to criticize the fact considering there are so few and the game comes out to a few hours either way.
Peeb is BACK and BETTER but who the fuck is this guy with no arms? And these DUCKS? What the fuck is going ON in this cubicle??
So boring that I got to play basketball with a trash can and a coffee cup and that wasn't even enough to entertain me
Everyone knows that Smeagol is the most marketable middle earth character
I'm glad David Szymanski is doing well for himself, and maybe his brother will make another cool game sometime. Arlo too? Bazooga!
Deadly night IS a worse game than this is, but for being literally 10 times longer and an exhaustive waste of time it’s easily the most emotionally damaging of all of these thus far
EDIT: The curse has worn down for me. Still hate this thing but I don't care anymore...
EDIT: The curse has worn down for me. Still hate this thing but I don't care anymore...
Better than my Mom
Euphoric brothers really are the nazis of video games
After playing the game at the bottom of this list, I'd like to make note of the fact that I was right. Please stand and clap for my intuition. 20$ bills will work fine, thank you
After playing the game at the bottom of this list, I'd like to make note of the fact that I was right. Please stand and clap for my intuition. 20$ bills will work fine, thank you
I like vocaloid music a moderate amount, this would be a lot more fun if my adhd and my poor vision didn’t work together to make it literally impossible to see half the shit happening on screen. It’s good probably I’ve never played a rhythm game that wasn't theatrhythm or rhythm heaven so idk for sure
It's a thing, but it's not THE thing.
The combat in this game was actually alright, well it wasn't great but it was much better than expected. Then I started kicking a little guy into wood chippers and cremation furnaces and calling him ugly
The biggest facade was how long it takes to start the fucking game
Mary I know your ass was not dreaming about this please do better
You fucking FROG. You’re wearing CLOTHES. You. Are. A frog. You are not a prince. You are NOT an adventurous spirit. You are a frog. Take those fucking shorts off and go back to jumping across the street. NO sky Egypt and NO more elements or you are GROUNDED.
This game somehow isn’t even that bad but it froze and I lost all my progress. To be continued another day…
Pretty neat with a couple boring games but it was pretty good overall for a completely free game
I enjoy a puzzle game every now and then so this was a bit of a delight but it was hard to get into at first just because it was not at all what I expected it would be. As cool as this is I'm not huge into these lore lite games with a ton of hula hoops and text dumping, and I just don't have the patience to do everything in this game hehe... Also there are practically 0 good guides or videos talking about this game so I couldn't even figure out how to finish metsu mode so that was a little annoying
When I picked up the robin it looked like it was dead and it made me upset
This was not the right game.
That's so fucking rude
I REMEMBERED
I REMEMBERED
She didn’t tell me to play this but she told me to put it on here cause I played it with her. It's an OK Yomawari game. It leaves too many questions unanswered in it's weird open ended story, some segments and mechanics in this game are just kind of infuriating in a way I don't care to describe, but it's still just as emotional, atmospheric and charming as at least the second game. I want to love it but it gets dragged down too much I think.
It's solitaire. It's boobs. I don't know how to play solitaire.
Got bored after 5 minutes. Pretty soon I'll finally get a sleep counter...
I played this on neither of our birthdays
BRB [REDACTED]
These old horror games are some of my favorite games to go through, but this was really exhausting. Running around doing dumb puzzles while some guy chases you with a bat for SOME reason, and you can't break him off either so you just ruuuuun and ruuuuuuuuun and ruuuuuuuuuuuuun until he just fucks off somewhere. The last section of this game being one of the worst things I've ever played didn't help either. Also the final section of the second chapter was really bad too. Everything after the first chapter was pretty bad actually. Custom skins were cool though. Maybe the remake is better?
Is what I would have loved to do while I played this
Yarck! Narsty! Put me back in the kiln!
Hello Kitty SERVING it on the rink
Where was the sentiment? Stupidity isn't sentimental at all! If you've seen every horror anime ever and also really like watching porn then you might like this I guess. The pixel art does look pretty good though and I admittedly had a lot of fun with it's stupidity
Boring! Don’t feel like molesting women to the fucked up broken beat !
Rom hacks are cool and all but this ran like shit and I couldn't figure out what to do
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I don't fucking remember what this is. A kid ate poop and there was a troll?
“Dead”, is not the word I would use personally, but I learned what color a garnet is I suppose
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
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For the 4 hours I played this game for, I didn’t get to pet my cat, I didn’t take my medication, I didn't get to draw anything, and I can't blame anyone but myself for it. Except you, you know who you are. And you know what? Thank you Frogger. In all of my 4 hours I spent playing this game I realized how much I’ve missed out on by spite playing this game. I could comment on the gross frog man that he is with his disgusting khaki shorts, but why?
"He who is not bold enough to be stared at from the abyss, is not bold enough to stare into it himself. " - The Magical General of Light and Industry. You know what? I've been too hard on you Frogger. After seeing some of these games, I realize that Frogger was here to make the world a better place. I didn't listen to his pleas, I gave him half a star without even thinking. You know what Frogger? You're a 2 star AT BEST.
"He who is not bold enough to be stared at from the abyss, is not bold enough to stare into it himself. " - The Magical General of Light and Industry. You know what? I've been too hard on you Frogger. After seeing some of these games, I realize that Frogger was here to make the world a better place. I didn't listen to his pleas, I gave him half a star without even thinking. You know what Frogger? You're a 2 star AT BEST.
jumbo joch??. and opila bird??? mutant baby nbird???//. choo choo carl?!?!?!?!?! Squirty caarl!!!
3d ?? Blue demon 3D>>? PURPLE demown.....
Suda52! We love you!
its hamtaro, time! kuchiukuchikuchikuchi WOO hamtarooo when we work together it smuch better my best frieeeend we like sunflower seeds num num num if she heads for trouble we won't let her hamtarooo little hamsters big adventures.... lauras gone to school let's go to our ham ham clubhouse we can fix their troubles just be quiet as a mouse watch out for those cats you know they're smarter than you think but if we work together we can make their plan sink woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
God what a fucking cunt
I spotted a sadistic evil cult gatsps OMZ! I tak ean evil topless selfie to commemerare the moment cachink I left the flash on! Oh nozzz ;-; I escape to the highway, heals barely intact, to see everyone calling me a crazy freaked up psycho, at least I got my boba! SIP I never went back in a forest again because my boobs looked so bad in the pic it must have been cause of all the nature! I ❤️ New York!
I would have cleared this fucking game if it weren't for a my personal timer
You will never be a creepypasta.
I'm writing this with no creative liberties or freedom whatsoever. If you're reading this it's already too late for me. Babe. Does anyone even remember what happens in Babe? Is the sheep with that name actually in the movie? I can't meaningfully prove that this game isn't just a fantastic retelling of a movie that may or may not exist. I mean if this game was released on windows 96 in the year 1996 it wouldn't have been THAT bad but this game came out 1 month before Super Mario Galaxy.
I turn to see the mostly obscured figure, clearly dissatisfied with the amount that I've written about Babe for the PlayStation 2. Sweat beading down my face, gun to the back of my head. No way to prove succinctly that I actually truly believe anything I've written, all an act of desperation. I see there is no way to satisfy the beast, I quickly turn and grab the barrel that's pinned to my head to push it away at the last second, gunshots resound. I open my eyes to look down at what I expected to be gunshot wounds, but I'm fine. I turn to the now bloodied figure, I pierce my words through the anxiety welling in my chest and ask, "But why was the sheep named that?". The figure, a woman, responds "it's just a common barn animal name", I shoot 3 more times over the dulcet cords of Kevin Macleod. And yet she complained, that her belly was not full.
I turn to see the mostly obscured figure, clearly dissatisfied with the amount that I've written about Babe for the PlayStation 2. Sweat beading down my face, gun to the back of my head. No way to prove succinctly that I actually truly believe anything I've written, all an act of desperation. I see there is no way to satisfy the beast, I quickly turn and grab the barrel that's pinned to my head to push it away at the last second, gunshots resound. I open my eyes to look down at what I expected to be gunshot wounds, but I'm fine. I turn to the now bloodied figure, I pierce my words through the anxiety welling in my chest and ask, "But why was the sheep named that?". The figure, a woman, responds "it's just a common barn animal name", I shoot 3 more times over the dulcet cords of Kevin Macleod. And yet she complained, that her belly was not full.
Medium bouncy booby babes? Literal bouncy booby babes?
Sorry someone stole your idea but can someone tell me if I was playing as Justin? Who was E ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️? Morris sleeper agent game
Literally go outside and blow bubbles
This game is probably FINE honestly but my game must have been fucked up because not a single fucking sound this game produced was synced properly at all and it sounded like a fucking nightmare, also rhythm game score doesn't go higher than great? Not good for my self esteem. Much love to Jennifer, she's just like me...
Bored! Let me play blorbos blingo instead!
The game that started it all will just as easily end it all.
NOT an accurate representation of Hell, MI. As someone who has been there 10's of times in my life. Hell Michigan is creepy as hell, the last time I was there you drive past a creepy carnivalesque sign to see like 6 disheveled houses with some octogenarian people withering on their porches, and then a gas station down the street. Would be more interested in going if it were like this.
Pretty neat but unless they finish it it's not much of anything
Not even funny porn. Very gross porn. Very bad things. We do not claim this woman
Very neat game. For what it does and for the generation of this niche of games it's a very neat experience. Just a quick little project someone put together that's pretty well done :]
What the tomato?
Extremely short and pretty well put together experience. It´s really confusing to navigate but I can´t fault it too much for being like 10 minutes long
Honestly your ex girlfriend seemed a lot more interesting I would have just tried to please her, but you let her slip on the floor and die. Shame
He didn't really seem like he needed it. I think he might have a problem...
Want to see more… will probably see more..
This wasn't actually too bad but the charm of watching my funny ghosts haunt this frat house filled with corpses and not actually doing anything myself wore off fast
Couldn't see anything and I spent more time downloading the game than I did playing it
oh no… I fucking wiped it…. Jesus Christ….
Day 15 give it up for day 15 woooooo haha lol like woah. Wherewold??? haha hah wooo
Not my Jimmy
Beat doctor evil's ass in domination so pretty good I guess. No Mini Me though...
They came at the worst time, and they didn't even help. Their tattooed boobs and giant pussies didn't help me at all. And worst of all, I got squirted. And I didn't even have fun!
Revenge for what? You don't need to get revenge with boobs THAT big!
Referencing Stanislaw Lem and Tarkovsky in one sentence and clearly trying to write your arthouse fic like they write their stories is a demerit
EDIT: I realize now that he was probably referencing the movie and NOT the book but it was still DUMB
EDIT: I realize now that he was probably referencing the movie and NOT the book but it was still DUMB
I never really got into these RPG maker games as a kid, so this being the first one I got into was... A little hard. Bro's really did have Silent Hill 2 at home... Maybe a little too derivative, and definitely overstays it's welcome slightly, but it has a good place in history. Also minus points for not understanding how literally ANY diseases work.
doggy... none of your silly games are going to be better than this give up
EDIT: I have made a severe lapse in judgement
EDIT: I have made a severe lapse in judgement
This game is like a big shit cupcake, it looks like chocolate but it’s just shit. Very nice pixel art, and the skeleton of the combat in this game is put together well for the most part I guess but nothing blends into each other well enough. Healing is done badly, special attacks use the same resource as healing when they really should have just been subweapons, aerial combat is awful, every enemy has too much health, it goes on. This game could have been a lot better with a few simple changes. Also with the enemies being as annoying to fight as they are, they should not be spawning in randomly, or during boss fights for that matter. There are way too many pointless systems as well, tainted mirrors? Doppelgängers? My mirror is going to be tainted from looking into it after playing this game. It’s not awful, I enjoyed it somewhat, but it’s definitely not good.
Really didn't wanna do this one but her feet AND her hands were so fucking small. God bless.
Mort would definitely be sturdy I think
If Steve Buscemi was in this game
PENDING
At first I felt like this could have come from a genuine place but it doesn't really seem like it did and it made me uncomfortable, another big loss for the Playdate
No apostrophe dumbass whore bitch fucking idiot
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I don't know what I expected from this but this game was actually pretty cool minus the alone in the dark 3 ass platforming and dumb boob spider
its okay needed to get hit here for the hall monitor skip next up we’re gonna be getting blind play through world record yea h I don’t think anyone has actually gotten the presents in this stage faster than I have can I submit my time without a video
Goated Precious even!
This game is too nerve-racking, it's dangerous! :3 #AoOni2
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I mostly forgive you
I fucking hate the devil in me I wish we never played deadly night so you could slap that shit at the very bottom where it belongs
I mostly forgive you.
I was gonna say that I don't forgive YOU but then I saw the list. Thank u
why do you refer to me here as if I am some bodiless entity
You know why...
Please finish mr beans world i wanna go back.
Happy 69th game!
Purgatory is the perfect 69th game because that’s where I belong after playing the last 2 games and nothing special
we should of played dmmd for this occassion. Is there another funny sex number. 74?
@moschidae I'd like to refrain from answering.
Why is usagi so sad
@moschidae she was forced to play craftopia for 20 minutes
Craftopia wasnt that bad.... master spy however....
@moschidae you just don't understand the MASTERY of those SPIES
I care not for the elegance of the spies. Jobless is not crime.
I didnt understand why gollum was like that till i looked at their games just now and saw that thry made/published the suicide of Rachel foster and shooting stars.... smeagol just can not win...
@moschidae Smeagol fits right in
Happy 100 game. Do you feel altered.
Mort the chicken saved my life
Greyhill incident all alone on page 2
@moschidae not after tomorrow
Cho choo charler jumpscare......
Turkey burger.
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