when you're writing something that attempts to get your viewpoint or opinion about something across, it's always good to take a step back and try to take an objective view of what you actually said versus what you wanted to say. no, i don't mean objective goods vs bads with regards to the game, that's actual nonsense and you are experiencing psychosis, i'm talking about what YOU said. chances are you just wrote something so inane and stupid that any idiot can pick it apart and hit you with "what the actual fuck does that even mean?"
egg on your face honestly. my face is clean.

if you aren't at all enticed by a brawler where you bash demons in with your own severed appendages while jim cummings (who you may know better as the master, or winnie the pooh) relentlessly taunts you over the damned chanting of "WHITE WHALE; HOLY GRAIL", then seriously just get the fuck out of here

in all honesty there's some lacking enemy variety towards the backend (a problem with most beat em ups) but minor complaints aside this is genuinely one of the most underrated games of all time with some fantastic art direction and a surprisingly captivating story to boot

shame it'll prolly never get a sequel, but even if it does end on a cliffhanger - it's one really fucking cool cliffhanger

rick is literally me

Distills the vapid vapours of those Twitter and Instagram accounts that post screencaps of Goku and Shinji and Lain staring out into the mid-distance with fake subtitles like "Everything happens so much"; anime and depression as tumblr tote-bag therapy totems, medications as aesthetic-dialectic collectibles to be flexed on Discord and TikTok. Refines the things I didn't like about Milk Inside and discards the things I did like - a classic example of someone being given more time and space to speak and ultimately showing ass over class; everyone's entitled to express themselves however they like in their own art, but careless depiction of mental health is something I struggle to commend, especially given the target audience here. Milk Outside's not entirely without merit, but the most interesting nugget here - 'web people' and their existence as random images and text to be hoarded in your personal Pokedex in lieu of meaningful relationships (1300 webfriends who like drawing and a notebook with half a dozen drawings) - is coated on either side with an unpleasant film of gibberish that's hard to wipe off before digestion. Looks great, though!