"Do you think Margaret Thatcher effectively used her girl power by funneling money into illegal paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland?" - Eric Andre.

Backloggd most professional reviewers will play the game for 1 day, rate it, call it objective, and then give professional financial advise to Blizzard.

It's like the chad version of Persona 3.

Actual hate letter to Backloggd.

Chris looks like those dudes whose dealer charges extra for weed.

1993

Never trust anyone who is good at Tekken bowling.

Setsu: We have factual evidence that SQ is Gnosia [Definite Enemy]
Yuriko: I support Setsu's statement, you all should as well [Seek Agreement]
Raqio: So, logically we should vote for SQ immedia-

SQ: CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑

Yuriko: Actually, I think I saw Raqio vent [Exaggerate]
Setsu: Raqio is mad sus lol [Obfuscate]

Raqio was sent to cold sleep

It's all fun and games reading this with your friends in vc until the white boy in your group starts laughing a couple decibels higher than usual at those scenes with Mr. White.

Imagine voting for Haggar and he breaks your car.

Explaining Junpei's baseball mechanic to random Tinder matches until I find a date.

Day 284.

Sorry babe, but I'm not a player.
I'm a Potemkin main.
Players get chicks.
I get bodied at neutral.

Back in 1996 Shigeru Miyamoto had to chose a protagonist for his first 3D platformer game. His options were either Sonic, who would swiftly save the day by defeating Bowser without making any homophobic remarks ... or Mario.

Guess which one he chose.

Women #56 : So yeah, that's basically how I found out I liked girls too.

SELECT DIALOGUE

- I see. Can I harass you now?
- Even I, a homophobe, think that story was pretty cool
- I think you're valid <---
- Do the strawberry question with her and call her a slur afterwards

"Sorry, not the best choice"

Wayne: shapeshifts into a 22 feet snail for no apparent reason
Guy whose name is some shit like Pindamonhangaba:
"Hoooooly moooly that body of yours is absurd" joins your party