Games I Will Force Hilda To Play
Everything but the first 43 games are very very bad and potentially offensive, but hildas must endure
269 Games
Played august 7th:
I painted and hello kitty was busy rescueing. Werked her tail off in several different fits. Stopped bombs and missiles, violence and terror. All with that golden hammer.
I painted and hello kitty was busy rescueing. Werked her tail off in several different fits. Stopped bombs and missiles, violence and terror. All with that golden hammer.
November 30th
I dont know if this was the one but hamtaro did a lot and spoke a lot and played dress up
This is 200th game for 200 hams
I dont know if this was the one but hamtaro did a lot and spoke a lot and played dress up
This is 200th game for 200 hams
Played october 20th
jeff exhaustion. jeff nialhism. all these glicthes and errors. Shes the irate gamer.
jeff exhaustion. jeff nialhism. all these glicthes and errors. Shes the irate gamer.
December
the standards are below. average. wheres the bouncy bloobie babes? What might i laugh at, soured my mood did the gameplay. This girl walking so slowly. Cant lift cement off a floor. Such what is the point. Hair pussy? I dont even care.
the standards are below. average. wheres the bouncy bloobie babes? What might i laugh at, soured my mood did the gameplay. This girl walking so slowly. Cant lift cement off a floor. Such what is the point. Hair pussy? I dont even care.
Discovered through a game called "novastella Island", which was apparently supposed to be an adult game that got changed into a farming sim (very obvious).
played at some point
I wasnt texting the whole time i remember everything like uhhmm ms naoki and the boobs and the mirrors and the dramaa. And that lady. And the curse. And the puzzle.
played at some point
I wasnt texting the whole time i remember everything like uhhmm ms naoki and the boobs and the mirrors and the dramaa. And that lady. And the curse. And the puzzle.
Played april 29th:
this pig is so lonely and everyone hates her and wont tell her that shes going to die. RAT?
May 31st 2024
Boy. Where do i begin. The constant references to alesas ass. The 15 second unskippable ass dance after every boss. The fact that there are bosses to begin with. Ass not even being called ass but constantly referred to as cake. Jokes about ass that dont even make any sense (gepetto? More like ge-ass to!). The constant, sad self references, desperately backing off the 'haters' for thinking youre weird for having your protagonist look like that. That it was funny before because it was serious but now it completely doesnt give a shit and is seriously perving over her fucking ass like its the most hilarious thing ever. Youtuber references. The ending. Why are there bosses. I cant even explain how bad the jokes are. Theyre not even jokes its just inserting the word ass or cake into words. Immature, self assassinating, sad.
Boy. Where do i begin. The constant references to alesas ass. The 15 second unskippable ass dance after every boss. The fact that there are bosses to begin with. Ass not even being called ass but constantly referred to as cake. Jokes about ass that dont even make any sense (gepetto? More like ge-ass to!). The constant, sad self references, desperately backing off the 'haters' for thinking youre weird for having your protagonist look like that. That it was funny before because it was serious but now it completely doesnt give a shit and is seriously perving over her fucking ass like its the most hilarious thing ever. Youtuber references. The ending. Why are there bosses. I cant even explain how bad the jokes are. Theyre not even jokes its just inserting the word ass or cake into words. Immature, self assassinating, sad.
Played may 18th:
I hate this
I hate this
Played April 23rd:
large starberries.
large starberries.
Jan 7th 2024
that guys arm is soo funny aha theres a frog ahha zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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ah aha hey wheres the game
that guys arm is soo funny aha theres a frog ahha zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Zzzzzzzz
Zzzzzzz
ah aha hey wheres the game
'Played' on september 23rd
how am i supposed to develop a personality when my abusive girlfriend is SUCH a silly little goose????!??!? trip and grace with a twist
how am i supposed to develop a personality when my abusive girlfriend is SUCH a silly little goose????!??!? trip and grace with a twist
Feb 11th 2024
My BROTHER.... my jeffrey flesh and dahmer blood.... you spared .me.......
My BROTHER.... my jeffrey flesh and dahmer blood.... you spared .me.......
Played september 1st:
That horror was sorted. Battleship time!
That horror was sorted. Battleship time!
Played on April 17th:
Sex? Yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Played again April 21st:
I no longer associate with Mr. Powers
Sex? Yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Played again April 21st:
I no longer associate with Mr. Powers
Dec 11th
wet paper towrl.
wet paper towrl.
Jan 15th 2024
Artorias: The abyss is consuming me. i can hardly put up a fight anymore, I can feel its way clawing through my body... I can only hope for a swift end.
Debt Collector LuLu Bear: girl! You better put up a fight or i will sell you to goblins! Now do a sexy 13,000 dollar dance.
Artorias: The abyss is consuming me. i can hardly put up a fight anymore, I can feel its way clawing through my body... I can only hope for a swift end.
Debt Collector LuLu Bear: girl! You better put up a fight or i will sell you to goblins! Now do a sexy 13,000 dollar dance.
Played may 18th:
You can push people into the water and they will die and drop eggs. And then, nothing...
You can push people into the water and they will die and drop eggs. And then, nothing...
Bubba
Played April 12th:
no fucking way
Played April 12th:
no fucking way
Played august 10th:
Ohh opibaby bird opila bird delightfult bird so wide eyed and beautiful how could theu have done this to you you were jjst a baby a small.little baby...
CHOO CHOO CARL.
Ohh opibaby bird opila bird delightfult bird so wide eyed and beautiful how could theu have done this to you you were jjst a baby a small.little baby...
CHOO CHOO CARL.
Played at a point in may
she sucked sooo bad it was honestly embarrassing. the wolf girl, she could bounce me off a platform into some mud, if u catch my #drift
she sucked sooo bad it was honestly embarrassing. the wolf girl, she could bounce me off a platform into some mud, if u catch my #drift
Played july 12th:
There were so many tears. So much sadness. Visceral embarassment to the hands of Pig. But there could only be one to win the Slop Bucket Challenge. One who slopped it better than anyone ever could. And that person was, of course... Player.
There were so many tears. So much sadness. Visceral embarassment to the hands of Pig. But there could only be one to win the Slop Bucket Challenge. One who slopped it better than anyone ever could. And that person was, of course... Player.
Played may 30th:
I fell asleep and it was such a good sleep.
Didnt even make it to the breeding grounds however, where the game really goes to die..... gollum, gollum....
I fell asleep and it was such a good sleep.
Didnt even make it to the breeding grounds however, where the game really goes to die..... gollum, gollum....
Played April 4th: you move very slow and there's so many invisible walls.
Played April 23:
Sadly this was not as entertaining as the other games made by Kona5... we kept getting lost.
Sadly this was not as entertaining as the other games made by Kona5... we kept getting lost.
Jan 11th
We are gathered here today to remember our dear friend, Frogger. This tombstone is for one half of him. And this tombstone, the other. For he was split in two by a spike machine. May D carry his soul to another plane. Amen.
We are gathered here today to remember our dear friend, Frogger. This tombstone is for one half of him. And this tombstone, the other. For he was split in two by a spike machine. May D carry his soul to another plane. Amen.
Dec 10th
RAVEN! INCOMING BOMB! TAKE COVER, TRENCHES! HUT TWO HUT TWO. WE WILL WIN THIS WAR WHATEVER IT TAKES
RAVEN! INCOMING BOMB! TAKE COVER, TRENCHES! HUT TWO HUT TWO. WE WILL WIN THIS WAR WHATEVER IT TAKES
Played April 21st:
This game had a really bad atmosphere to it, so much so that I didn't get to laugh at it being funny. Very uncomfortable but not how the game intended
This game had a really bad atmosphere to it, so much so that I didn't get to laugh at it being funny. Very uncomfortable but not how the game intended
I don't even think this is the worst i just wanna see what she thinks
Played March 28th: aaa scary aa aaaa
Played March 28th: aaa scary aa aaaa
Played august 30th:
Ph my god the cooking was talking and there was a DUCK?!?!? AUUGH?? 4 SPIRITS DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING?????
Ph my god the cooking was talking and there was a DUCK?!?!? AUUGH?? 4 SPIRITS DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING?????
Played october 29th:
Thought it would be a stinker till mr hyde became sexified. Tearing up the streets of london and kicking children, just as i remember. Werk your gay ass down the halls on your quest for salt, kill those senile old men. Youre a star and everyone knows it. 50? Unmarried? In the 1800s? You wanted utterson ass and we all know it. Dont repress it. Youre all invited to my coming out banquet. Thank you.
Thought it would be a stinker till mr hyde became sexified. Tearing up the streets of london and kicking children, just as i remember. Werk your gay ass down the halls on your quest for salt, kill those senile old men. Youre a star and everyone knows it. 50? Unmarried? In the 1800s? You wanted utterson ass and we all know it. Dont repress it. Youre all invited to my coming out banquet. Thank you.
Played november 30th
Failed quota. Sucked so hard. Skipped tutorial. Walteer
Failed quota. Sucked so hard. Skipped tutorial. Walteer
2024 February
uhhh.... ahhh.... shee was standing there, ass in her hair. without a care.
uhhh.... ahhh.... shee was standing there, ass in her hair. without a care.
played dec 8th
flight 747, ready and waiting for takeoff. Oh just kidding i cant have gay DEMON sex with my clothes on. Worst experience of my life, me and my hot pants are out.
flight 747, ready and waiting for takeoff. Oh just kidding i cant have gay DEMON sex with my clothes on. Worst experience of my life, me and my hot pants are out.
Feb 2024
Depression... i.... makeing me CRAZY... i.... a CRAZY PERSON. i SEE things. Yea, thats not NORMAL. my mom? Hates me. Her hysteria. But i. I love her. Because.... shes CRAZY too. Were all CRAZY. We are Crazy.
Depression... i.... makeing me CRAZY... i.... a CRAZY PERSON. i SEE things. Yea, thats not NORMAL. my mom? Hates me. Her hysteria. But i. I love her. Because.... shes CRAZY too. Were all CRAZY. We are Crazy.
April 5 2024
boobi my assistant. I got a coin.
boobi my assistant. I got a coin.
Tonyzaret video
Played 26th feb 2024
So... yeah. My furry girlfriend turned out to be an actually werewolf, but before we could get to first base this nerd in my class brought out a shotgun and threatened to shoot up the school! And i was like uhmmmm so that just happened??? I mean, who brings a SHOTGUN to a school shooting. Thats cringier than the time my teacher interrupted class to t pose! Anyways, that basically sums up my #awkwardsauce life
Played 26th feb 2024
So... yeah. My furry girlfriend turned out to be an actually werewolf, but before we could get to first base this nerd in my class brought out a shotgun and threatened to shoot up the school! And i was like uhmmmm so that just happened??? I mean, who brings a SHOTGUN to a school shooting. Thats cringier than the time my teacher interrupted class to t pose! Anyways, that basically sums up my #awkwardsauce life
Jan 12th 2024
Sad game mostly pertaining to the death of a family member. Hilda can not read
Sad game mostly pertaining to the death of a family member. Hilda can not read
Better
Played june 5th:
Game has an unpleasant feeling but i am glad everyone made up and was happy forever.
Played june 5th:
Game has an unpleasant feeling but i am glad everyone made up and was happy forever.
Played April 12:
If you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you
If you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you
Switch store page is scary
Halfway through thid game someone started screaming outside my apartment and threatening to call the cops. But i was dressing up a scary woman. Too busy for such things. Vaginas like open wounds, must be the neko secret?
Halfway through thid game someone started screaming outside my apartment and threatening to call the cops. But i was dressing up a scary woman. Too busy for such things. Vaginas like open wounds, must be the neko secret?
What the fuck is this
Played may 24th:
Oouuuuuuuhh oouuuhhhhh nooooooo.... noooooooooo.....
Played may 24th:
Oouuuuuuuhh oouuuhhhhh nooooooo.... noooooooooo.....
Hilda wanted this on the list, not me
Player april 29th:
Clipped out of bounds, failed milk pick up. Game is nothing
Player april 29th:
Clipped out of bounds, failed milk pick up. Game is nothing
Played october 11th
they did surgery on an oni, make him scarier. but this was botched. Shout out to RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they did surgery on an oni, make him scarier. but this was botched. Shout out to RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe it will come out
Played on March 18th
confusion about Mr tomato gameplay at the beginning, would of enjoyed if it didn't delete your save file after every fail
confusion about Mr tomato gameplay at the beginning, would of enjoyed if it didn't delete your save file after every fail
I wanted her to play Babe ps2.
Played 4/20:
Do you see that? Yeah.... thats right. You know
Played 4/20:
Do you see that? Yeah.... thats right. You know
Played 29th feb 2024
she killed her self. or not. its so #funny and #crazey when girls jump off roofs. apathy is the best approach to this situation. after all why should i distrust someone with such a strong hand on the pulse of the mentally disturbed. YOU go crazy.
she killed her self. or not. its so #funny and #crazey when girls jump off roofs. apathy is the best approach to this situation. after all why should i distrust someone with such a strong hand on the pulse of the mentally disturbed. YOU go crazy.
This is the right game. My apologies.
Played may 24th:
Still not sure this is the right game but that could be because there was some kind of weird curse on the game where dialogue would loop and the screen looked doubled. Barbie was a horse and ran into an invisible wall making the race impossible to finish. Hi barbie.....
Played may 24th:
Still not sure this is the right game but that could be because there was some kind of weird curse on the game where dialogue would loop and the screen looked doubled. Barbie was a horse and ran into an invisible wall making the race impossible to finish. Hi barbie.....
Played may 30th:
Was not expecting multiple jokes at the mentally disabled's expense and a small person companion that you punt into basketball hoops and use as a weapon. I hate ash.
Was not expecting multiple jokes at the mentally disabled's expense and a small person companion that you punt into basketball hoops and use as a weapon. I hate ash.
These two are gonna be a real hoot
Played April 18th:
Might i speak to the manager about the failure prostitute i just witnessed who could only scissor and nothing more. Yes, i know she cant afford mouth animations, but surely she can work something out.
Played April 18th:
Might i speak to the manager about the failure prostitute i just witnessed who could only scissor and nothing more. Yes, i know she cant afford mouth animations, but surely she can work something out.
Dec 22nd
She masturbated her ankles. this god damn clutz. cant do anything right.
She masturbated her ankles. this god damn clutz. cant do anything right.
Played April 22nd:
It's thr killar!!! Aaaa!!!!!! Loop the killar.... get on gens..m. sprint burst .. . .
It's thr killar!!! Aaaa!!!!!! Loop the killar.... get on gens..m. sprint burst .. . .
Feb 1st
The long lasted emotional struggle between wanting to play monkey ball, and masturbate. finally solved. Thanks man.
The long lasted emotional struggle between wanting to play monkey ball, and masturbate. finally solved. Thanks man.
Dec 3rd
The quest for a hottie babe comes to an end. Dog people and obsessions with dog people have never been more enthralling. But were the dog people ever real? Perhaps we imagined it..... oh darn, im on fire.....
The quest for a hottie babe comes to an end. Dog people and obsessions with dog people have never been more enthralling. But were the dog people ever real? Perhaps we imagined it..... oh darn, im on fire.....
Played september 1st:
Holy fucign shit dhe .jumped that .cat off so many buildings
Holy fucign shit dhe .jumped that .cat off so many buildings
Played august 3rd:
Wetty betty?
Wetty betty?
Played september 21st
Sprints at 80 miles per hour and slaps you in the face face with my unbearably huge fucking knockers. Only one aerola.
Sprints at 80 miles per hour and slaps you in the face face with my unbearably huge fucking knockers. Only one aerola.
Played june 17th:
There was a lot of care put into it for what they had to work with. Jack black ascii art, and a great speedrun to boot....
There was a lot of care put into it for what they had to work with. Jack black ascii art, and a great speedrun to boot....
Played august 5th:
Erhm... THIS isnt the right medicine. I feel a bit gluey. A bit shoey.
Erhm... THIS isnt the right medicine. I feel a bit gluey. A bit shoey.
"Metroidvania for girls"
Dec 12
thaat was not for girls. I dont know who we were protecting. It obviously wasnt me.
Dec 12
thaat was not for girls. I dont know who we were protecting. It obviously wasnt me.
June 1st
"This is giving me major My Girlfriend Beats Me or whatever vibes"
"This is giving me major idiot vibes"
Words of two wise prophets before the revelation
"This is giving me major My Girlfriend Beats Me or whatever vibes"
"This is giving me major idiot vibes"
Words of two wise prophets before the revelation
Played in may 2024
my borthar im sorry he has taken my kidney and killed my you but at least i have my awesome washcloth
my borthar im sorry he has taken my kidney and killed my you but at least i have my awesome washcloth
Played april 29th:
Game was suprisingly cute but i beaned it out of there quick
Game was suprisingly cute but i beaned it out of there quick
Played April 23:
slender? Woman slender? female slender sauntering sexily down the hallway as I collect my books? My sexy books?
slender? Woman slender? female slender sauntering sexily down the hallway as I collect my books? My sexy books?
Squirts older sister
Play july 18th:
Uh, kind of a sleepy type spray. Definitely a vomit and spit type spray. A bit slime too. Gdq submission soon.
Play july 18th:
Uh, kind of a sleepy type spray. Definitely a vomit and spit type spray. A bit slime too. Gdq submission soon.
Played at a date
Apparently someone went on a solo bubble adventure and now i will never know. what is it? the bubble. the popping.
Apparently someone went on a solo bubble adventure and now i will never know. what is it? the bubble. the popping.
Played dec 10th
uh... the grenade exploded and... uh...myth busted! soo... time to... buy stuff from my own warehouse... maybe.... i think.....where am i..
uh... the grenade exploded and... uh...myth busted! soo... time to... buy stuff from my own warehouse... maybe.... i think.....where am i..
Play April 23rd:
Push barrel up hill for more information about our scary baddie boobie game
Push barrel up hill for more information about our scary baddie boobie game
"Jesse we have to cook" - hilda (white)
Played March 27th: Gordon was a very. Proud. Man.
Played March 27th: Gordon was a very. Proud. Man.
53 Comments
I'M NOT PLAYING FUCKING ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
@Hilda what could possibly be bad about chipwrecked!!!!!
it's a ??rhythm game??? can you play with DDR pad?
it'll be fun!
it's a ??rhythm game??? can you play with DDR pad?
it'll be fun!
Dead By Daylight and the Arthur game being added feel so mean spirited
I'd love to see that list but regardless I'm keeping him in my thoughts and prayers <3 but it would be very funny if you also made him play floigan bros. Although,, Hilda is my online friend so it's acceptable to spam her 24/7 with floigan threats, however I would be worried about the repercussions if I lived with them :P
@BEAUTIFULBRUTE Maybe someday I can convince myself to play it when I buy an adapter for my ddr pad that for my own sake hopefully doesn't work anymore
@BlazingWaters I spent years of my life in dead by daylight but some people would rather see me fall in the hole I climbed out of for so long
@BlazingWaters I spent years of my life in dead by daylight but some people would rather see me fall in the hole I climbed out of for so long
@BlazingWaters this is enrichment for Hildas (:
It's funny 'cause the first three games seem at the bare minimun very fun, and then the flood gates are opened by Alvin and its friends.
I have no idea what even Mr Tomatos, and frankly, I am VERY scared to know.
I have no idea what even Mr Tomatos, and frankly, I am VERY scared to know.
@DemonAndGames the first 3 are some of my favorite pieces of art that I genuinely wanna show my friend here but the others are just funny lol
@moschidae <3 i understand
@Hilda ahh, well me & moschidae are the new founders of the get-hilda-an-adapter-for-ddr-pad-and-if-that-one-doesn't-work-a-whole-brand-new-one foundation. accepting sponsors
@Hilda ahh, well me & moschidae are the new founders of the get-hilda-an-adapter-for-ddr-pad-and-if-that-one-doesn't-work-a-whole-brand-new-one foundation. accepting sponsors
Buying hilda a ddr pad the SECOND I get my disability check next month
Buying myself a dramatically lit chair to sit in
we are fucking sponsored by ms. lemons !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that arthuer and the invisibles stream was insane
Shoutout to Wayne, now I don't have to rummage through Wikipedia to find gems like arthur and floigan bros
Water Horse and Charlotte's web forever stuck in my brain. Also found out wikipedia diving that the dudes who founded the studio that made the original Shadowman, dipped and made a new studio, which then made cheap ass games, including Water Horse and Charlotte's web
Oh my god, im actually shocked by that. What a coincidence... Water Horse/Shadowman crossover when..?
Oh yeah, and thank you for reminding me that I need to make Hilda play Babe as well. I'm sure she'll love it (:
Oh yeah, and thank you for reminding me that I need to make Hilda play Babe as well. I'm sure she'll love it (:
This has nothing to do with anything but they're making a Beverley Hills Chihuahua for adult straight men called Strays. i must remember it.
You don’t REALLY have to though…
Keep talking like that and I'll make you watch Strays
I’ll hopefully be catching some instead
Will Feral (changed his name for the movie) is in it. You will watch Strays.
You should add Wo Long I think it'd be kinda fucked up
Keep talking like that and someone is getting locked in the cupboard again ! Or put into a jar.
A worthy sacrifice for a mere cupboard
Does anyone else have any more bad game recommendations that are short-ish. I'm running out of ideas.
How short?
Uhhh like, 2 hours or less preferably
Barbie secret agent because CURS wouldn’t finish it when i tried to make em play even though he almost beat it !!!!!!!
BEAUTIFULBRUTE
1 year ago
now i feel inspired to do the same with CURSE ..... if i don't make the list... know it is happening slowly but surely